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Postby Eric Blair » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:18 pm

Reichu wrote:^ vulva.


I was thinking more along the lines of "Real live human pictures", not "pasty colored albino-esque drawn pictures"
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Postby NemZ » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:28 pm

Eric Blair wrote:I was thinking more along the lines of "Real live human pictures", not "pasty colored albino-esque drawn pictures"


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Postby Baz » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:59 pm

@Nemz: I decided to keep a little souvenir from this thread...
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Postby Synapsid » Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:52 pm

Reichu wrote:
[img]m26_C425_door_closeup.jpg[/img]
^ vulva.
:blink: ...I need to get another look at that scene...did were they really that meticulous or did you just upgrade the image...And does the forehead have the same realism?
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Probably for the best that you did(Lilith image wise) the term's really somehow come to be used as a catchall for external organs ...I guess vulva didn't have the same ring...Either way it makes no more sense than calling the scrotum a seminal vesicle.
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Postby thewayneiac » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:05 pm

Why no love for Hikari?
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:09 pm

Synapsid wrote:
Reichu wrote:
[img]m26_C425_door_closeup.jpg[/img]
^ vulva.
:blink: ...I need to get another look at that scene...did were they really that meticulous or did you just upgrade the image...And does the forehead have the same realism?


It was actually like that in EoE. GNR's forehead was the same way.
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Postby NemZ » Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:41 pm

thewayneiac wrote:Why no love for Hikari?


If I was a teenager she'd be my second choice after Rei 2.

:asuka_sad:

Actually, the extracannonical girls and even some of the unnamed Shinji fangirls might score higher than Red too.

:asuka_geh:

...but it's too early to judge Mari, so Asuka isn't necessarily dead last.

:asuka_happy:
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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:03 pm

Synapsid wrote:were they really that meticulous or did you just upgrade the image


If you're accustomed to the Vaseline-o-vision of the Mangle DVDs, the clarity of the Japanese remastered version will come as a surprise.
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Postby GaijinOtaku » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:11 pm

RINO or Misato :thumbsup:
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Postby Iron Rooster » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:31 pm

You know, after Reichu's comments about GNR's vagina hands, it's kind of funny how the hold human race plus or minus some other lifeforms went into a pair of vaginas.

@Tines - Damn, so I've been watching a really shitty-ass quality DVD all this time? There's no good place to get a high quality copy in the US legally, is there?
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Postby Legendary » Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:39 pm

The whole human race came out of vaginas, so I don't find it funny that the ending of the species involves going back into them.
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Fri Apr 10, 2009 12:25 am

Misato, because she's legal and probably has a pretty darn good idea of what she's doing.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:09 am

Iron Rooster wrote:You know, after Reichu's comments about GNR's vagina hands, it's kind of funny how the hold human race plus or minus some other lifeforms went into a pair of vaginas.


Yep, everyone got a hand-job from GNR.

Iron Rooster wrote:@Tines - Damn, so I've been watching a really shitty-ass quality DVD all this time? There's no good place to get a high quality copy in the US legally, is there?


You could try amazon.co.jp :D
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Postby Zaiku » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:54 am

The whole human race came out of vaginas, so I don't find it funny that the ending of the species involves going back into them.


That's like a doctor delivering a baby. Then shoving it right back up the vaj 5 seconds afterwards. Why, this is madness!

I bet Yui was the feisty one. This image (warning: crude, but not explicit) symbolizes their relationship. (And then there's the whole "eating" thing.)


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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:56 am

Zaiku wrote:
The whole human race came out of vaginas, so I don't find it funny that the ending of the species involves going back into them.


That's like a doctor delivering a baby. Then shoving it right back up the vaj 5 seconds afterwards. Why, this is madness!


Madness? THIS IS... eh screw it. That reference is way to overused.
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Postby Reichu » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:39 am

Iron Rooster wrote:You know, after Reichu's comments about GNR's vulva hands

Fixed. You people really are hopeless.
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Postby Iron Rooster » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:33 am

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Vagina just sounds so much more funny, though!
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Postby Oedipusfoot » Mon Apr 13, 2009 8:02 am

Things are getting weird around here...but anyway:

Manga Kaworu ( non-Reichu variant), TV Kaworu, EoE/GNK, Rebuild Kaworu.

Or Shinji.

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Postby jenova7 » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:03 am

Asuka or maya :harpy_liplick: , but only with their consent
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Postby CorporalChaos » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:47 am

Dear sir, I find myself horrified that you would bring up the action of sexual intercourse in a public place for debate. It is firmly against all Victorian principles that you do so. I insist that this conversation be relegated to the sewers, where it belongs, and that all participants immediately cease discourse on the topic.
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