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THE Hal E. Burton 9000 · Postby **THE Hal E. Burton 9000** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:40 pm

Brik-kun wrote:What the hell is going on?

RECAP:

Stardust-chan told of her love for THAT BOARD.

shinesman_cobalt found this amusing

chee posted some crazy arse pic of Sean Connery

and some newcomer smacks of a 4chan meme

Tines-ojisan is not amused by all this

and know you're up-to-date :wink:

felineki · Postby **felineki** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:05 pm

chee wrote:Since Sean Connery's mere presence is turning into something of a running character in the Story Thread, I've decided to post this little tribute to the Great Scot:

http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics/zardoz1.gif

THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL!

chee · Postby **chee** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:21 am

RENEGADE
RENEGADE
RENEGADE
RENEGADE
RENEGADE
RENEGADE
RENEGADE

....renegade?

BrikHaus · Postby **BrikHaus** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 12:41 am

Thanks, Hal-kun. :)

Indigo Arcangel · Postby **Indigo Arcangel** » Sun Oct 07, 2007 2:13 am

I was wondering when I would see something Max Payne related

shinesman_cobalt · Postby **shinesman_cobalt** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:22 pm

I apologize if someone else has posted this pictuere already, but I couldn't resist. :twisted:

chee · Postby **chee** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 9:26 pm

Fuyutsuki: ...Juicy.

master0rolando · Postby **master0rolando** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:23 pm

you know if Shinji were a chick...shed be like a typical "nervous type" girl that frequents anime...people would probly feel more sorry for her than they would Shinji the boy...

people would also think she was cute and fap to her...

and imagine all the Rei fangirls...theyd go freakin balistic...

(wouldnt a gender switch make the whole Asuka molesting scene just the coolest thing in the world...Audience:"OMG I WISH SHIN-CHAN WOULD JERK ME IN SLEEP TOO")

chee · Postby **chee** » Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:29 pm

master0rolando wrote:you know if Shinji were a chick...shed be like a typical "nervous type" girl that frequents anime...people would probly feel more sorry for her than they would Shinji the boy...

people would also think she was cute and fap to her...

and imagine all the Rei fangirls...theyd go freakin balistic...

(wouldnt a gender switch make the whole Asuka molesting scene just the coolest thing in the world...Audience:"OMG I WISH SHIN-CHAN WOULD JERK ME IN SLEEP TOO")

Probably.

Postby **Gendo'sPapa** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:16 am

You know if Kaworu was girl (please don't drop this Fem-Kaworu crap on me) you know she'd be the life of the party.

"Mmm your A.T. Fields are so strong. Let me get a hand on that."

Shinji would just be super hot and not aware of it.

Male Rei would be invisible to the world. No tits and ass and fanboys loose interest fast. If anything they'd call Rei "Most obnoxious character ever!".

And Male Asuka would be a closested homosexual fratboy.
"What are ya? Retarded?"

Ironfoot · Postby **Ironfoot** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 12:33 am

Shinji: That was so much fun, Kaworu!
Kaworu: Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed my little "secret!"

Postby **Mr. Tines** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:33 am

master0rolando wrote:you know if Shinji were a chick...

Don't you mean...

legendary copypasta wrote:the secret of Evangelion is that they took super robot pilots and reversed their genders
if Rei was male, he'd be the awesomely silent/cool/calm guy.
When he rushes that angel with an N2 mine under his arm sacrificing his life ... that is the scene where MANLY TEARS flow for A MAN'S WAY OF LIFE AND DEATH.
Asuka, if a man, would be an awesomely HOT BLOODED pilot. And pervy with his advances on Shinji, but a little tsundere.
And Shinji, as a weak little girl, as a girl, puts it into context. You'd be fapping furiously to Shinjiko every night because of her shy demeanour
And with girl Kaworu, Shinji x Kaworu would be amazingly hot.

shinesman_cobalt · Postby **shinesman_cobalt** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:38 am

Gendo'sPapa wrote: Male Rei would be invisible to the world. No tits and ass and fanboys loose interest fast.

Boys have asses. Although they are obviously not as nice to look at.

legendary copypasta wrote:Asuka, if a man, would be an awesomely HOT BLOODED pilot. And pervy with his advances on Shinji, but a little tsundere.

Boys cant be tsundere...

legendary copypasta wrote:And with girl Kaworu, Shinji x Kaworu would be amazingly hot.

A truer statement has never been made. Funny how that works.

Barinax · Postby **Barinax** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:59 pm

Are you an angel?

Because I wanna penetrate your AT Field.

TheAyanamiOtaku · Postby **TheAyanamiOtaku** » Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:24 pm

oh man <_<

i feel like mindfcuking you. and it will hurt. :twisted:

lol do we have any recent photos i can EPIC TALES on? I'm kinda starvin' here.

Indigo Arcangel · Postby **Indigo Arcangel** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:24 am

If there's a picture there, I can't see it.

Kaminoyouni · Postby **Kaminoyouni** » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:11 pm

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:oh man <_<

i feel like mindfcuking you. and it will hurt. :twisted:

lol do we have any recent photos i can EPIC TALES on? I'm kinda starvin' here.

if you didn't already do this one(yes, i'm actually looking forward to an "epic tale")

fadingreminder · Postby **fadingreminder** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:00 am

master0rolando wrote:Audience:"OMG I WISH SHIN-CHAN WOULD JERK IT TO ME IN SLEEP TOO")

Fix'd!

Postby **UrsusArctos** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:29 pm

master0rolando wrote:you know if Shinji were a chick...shed be like a typical "nervous type" girl that frequents anime...people would probly feel more sorry for her than they would Shinji the boy...

Female Shinji existed long before the male, and she rivals Miyazaki's Nausicaa as the greatest anime heroine. Say hello to Nadia.

No one hates her. :)

BrikHaus · Postby **BrikHaus** » Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:55 pm

UrsusArctos wrote:she rivals Miyazaki's Nausicaa as the greatest anime heroine. Say hello to Nadia.

Nono is disturbed by your lack of faith.

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