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Postby Action_Bastard » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:38 am

^ :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :guitarpunk: :guitarpunk: :guitarpunk: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:




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Postby pat457 » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:15 am

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Continuing from pat457's post:

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Shinji: I demand to know! Who's responsible for this?! WHO?

The camera pulls back to reveal a studio, and sitting in the animation chair is...

Anno: Ain't I a stinker? >=3

(Best Daffy Duck cartoon ever btw. I want to play the game of it! The Bugs Bunny variation of that cartoon was funny too.)


This caption, apparently, perfectly summarizes episodes 25 and 26 (or perhaps even the whole series itself). :toothy:

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Postby CorporalChaos » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:25 am

Shinji: Instrumentality AGAIN? I THOUGHT I WAS RID OF YOU!
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Postby NemZ » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:51 am

Nothing left to live on but beachfront property?
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Postby mrpanda » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:40 pm

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INSTRUMENTALITY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR !
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Postby chazthesilencer » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:49 pm

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Your captions make Scribble-Shinji cry :[

Say "Say Scribble-Shinji" three times :][/i]

EDIT: It's captions...not quotes...moron (me)
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Postby Zaiku » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:44 pm

Does anybody else here use Fire Fox? You know how when you drag an image it has an apaque version following your mouse around. Well I did that with Chazthesilencer's avatar over the Shinji pic and I got some pretty funny results. Caption on this baby:

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Postby SeanTucker » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:29 pm

In keeping with the Bohemian Rhapsody joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiq3pRAH8Qc

Oh my fucking jesus, this is awesome
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Postby Formless One » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:02 pm

@ SeanTucker: Dude, you've posted that vid in three places already! Just sig it or something!
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:36 pm

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Lilith: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MMMMYYYY AAAAANNNNUUUUUSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Zaiku » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:42 pm

^ Shinji: Okaaaaay. Can I accept Instrumentality now?
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Postby NemZ » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:24 pm

Dude, not cool. Cut that down to size already.

Asuka: So... what'd I miss?
Shinji: Oh, nothing much. Why do you ask?
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Postby Lucretius » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:39 pm

I dedicate this caption to Herr Tines:


Asuka: Synch ratio zero...I have no reason to live. Please, strangle me
some more.

Shinji: Asuka, it's been three years. That's getting really old. >_<

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby Rhyno » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:51 pm

Shinji: So, this is the end. Are you as confused as I am?
Asuka: Baka Shinji! If you don't understand, I'm not going to explain it to you.

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Postby pat457 » Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:02 am

1.) Asuka: I'm so bored. Shinji, will you read those letters for me?
Shinji: ZA-ENDO-OBU-Asuka I can't read English!!
Asuka: :weak slap: That's because you are such a baka, baka.
Shinji: (thinking)...Owch.

2.) Lilith/Rei: (singing) I'm so happy!
AHA! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
living everyday!

I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
never bother me!

Things that bother you,
never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!

Haven't got a lot,
I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!

Shinji + Asuka: :cringe: :dizzy: @_@ :deadhead:
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:31 am

Shinji: Rei looks like she's been Rickrolled.
Asuka: :asuka_miffed:
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Postby Dartz » Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:21 am

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Ath the bottom of the poster:
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-------m(^0^)m------ Wot, no sig?

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Postby Zaiku » Sat Oct 04, 2008 8:12 am

Quoted for the truth.
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Postby BrikHaus » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:06 am

Dartz wins an internet.
Awesomely Shitty
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Postby Lucretius » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:07 am

Inspired by the Ritsuko thread:

Shinji: Well, I guess it's up to us to repopulate the earth...

Asuka: Baka! I'd rather die than do it with you! (she rests her chin on her hands)

Shinji: Wait, what the hell was that?!

Asuka: What? Talk sense, you idiot!

Shinji: That pose...my dad used to do that all the time.

Asuka: Really? I never noticed. I've always thought of it as my trademark "Asuka pose."

Shinji: (nervously) Your...your dad was named Langley, right?

Asuka: No, Langley's just my foster father. I told you, I was born from an elite sperm and an elite egg! The sperm donor's name was confidential, of course, but I know he was a brilliant scientist, the head of an elite paramilitary organization...oh, dear God.

Shinji: I fapped over my half-sister!

Asuka: I made out with my half-brother, and then pretended to be aspleep while he fapped over me!

Shinji and Asuka: :twitch:

Shinji: Well, that explains why we blinked in unison even before the synch training...

(Awkward Pause)

Asuka: Wanna make out?

Shinji: Hell yeah!
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He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

Life is a continuous nut-kicking contest where your turn comes last if ever. -majlund

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