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- Action_Bastard
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Sailor Star Dust wrote:Continuing from pat457's post:
Shinji: I demand to know! Who's responsible for this?! WHO?
The camera pulls back to reveal a studio, and sitting in the animation chair is...
Anno: Ain't I a stinker? >=3
(Best Daffy Duck cartoon ever btw. I want to play the game of it! The Bugs Bunny variation of that cartoon was funny too.)
This caption, apparently, perfectly summarizes episodes 25 and 26 (or perhaps even the whole series itself).
Now back to topic, ladies.
"God forbid that I actually make any logical sense whatsoever!"
- Me from around three years ago. Thank God I still don't.
- Me from around three years ago. Thank God I still don't.
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Nothing left to live on but beachfront property?
LCL's not so bad... people juice tastes pretty good to me.
Time to choke the redhead... Shhhh.
LCL's not so bad... people juice tastes pretty good to me.
Time to choke the redhead... Shhhh.
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
INSTRUMENTALITY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR !
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
- chazthesilencer
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Your captions make Scribble-Shinji cry :[
Say "Say Scribble-Shinji" three times :][/i]
EDIT: It's captions...not quotes...moron (me)
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Us Animay watching evageeks gotta stick together! - Joy Evangelion
Does anybody else here use Fire Fox? You know how when you drag an image it has an apaque version following your mouse around. Well I did that with Chazthesilencer's avatar over the Shinji pic and I got some pretty funny results. Caption on this baby:
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For the love of everything... Watch this video: Give it 5 stars and leave a comment. Even, subscribe... Maybe? Well, I'd appreciate it. >_>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiBcbfvcE6c
"I did it for the lulz." ~Me: on everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiBcbfvcE6c
"I did it for the lulz." ~Me: on everything
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- Formless One
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@ SeanTucker: Dude, you've posted that vid in three places already! Just sig it or something!
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- TheAyanamiOtaku
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Lilith: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MMMMYYYY AAAAANNNNUUUUUSSSSSSSSS IIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS BBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ Shinji: Okaaaaay. Can I accept Instrumentality now?
For the love of everything... Watch this video: Give it 5 stars and leave a comment. Even, subscribe... Maybe? Well, I'd appreciate it. >_>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiBcbfvcE6c
"I did it for the lulz." ~Me: on everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiBcbfvcE6c
"I did it for the lulz." ~Me: on everything
Dude, not cool. Cut that down to size already.
Asuka: So... what'd I miss?
Shinji: Oh, nothing much. Why do you ask?
Asuka: So... what'd I miss?
Shinji: Oh, nothing much. Why do you ask?
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
I dedicate this caption to Herr Tines:
Asuka: Synch ratio zero...I have no reason to live. Please, strangle me
some more.
Shinji: Asuka, it's been three years. That's getting really old.
Asuka: Synch ratio zero...I have no reason to live. Please, strangle me
some more.
Shinji: Asuka, it's been three years. That's getting really old.
He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.
Life is a continuous nut-kicking contest where your turn comes last if ever. -majlund
Proud supporter of Shinji x Sachiel
1.) Asuka: I'm so bored. Shinji, will you read those letters for me?
Shinji: ZA-ENDO-OBU-Asuka I can't read English!!
Asuka: :weak slap: That's because you are such a baka, baka.
Shinji: (thinking)...Owch.
2.) Lilith/Rei: (singing) I'm so happy!
AHA! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
living everyday!
I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
never bother me!
Things that bother you,
never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!
Haven't got a lot,
I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!
Shinji + Asuka: @_@
Shinji: ZA-ENDO-OBU-Asuka I can't read English!!
Asuka: :weak slap: That's because you are such a baka, baka.
Shinji: (thinking)...Owch.
2.) Lilith/Rei: (singing) I'm so happy!
AHA! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
living everyday!
I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
never bother me!
Things that bother you,
never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
AHA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!
Haven't got a lot,
I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!
Shinji + Asuka: @_@
"God forbid that I actually make any logical sense whatsoever!"
- Me from around three years ago. Thank God I still don't.
- Me from around three years ago. Thank God I still don't.
- UrsusArctos
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Shinji: Rei looks like she's been Rickrolled.
Asuka:
Asuka:
(Was Board Staff from Dec 31, 2007 - Oct 17, 2015 and Oct 20, 2020 - Aug 1, 2021)
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Quoted for the truth.
For the love of everything... Watch this video: Give it 5 stars and leave a comment. Even, subscribe... Maybe? Well, I'd appreciate it. >_>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiBcbfvcE6c
"I did it for the lulz." ~Me: on everything
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiBcbfvcE6c
"I did it for the lulz." ~Me: on everything
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Dartz wins an internet.
Awesomely Shitty
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
Inspired by the Ritsuko thread:
Shinji: Well, I guess it's up to us to repopulate the earth...
Asuka: Baka! I'd rather die than do it with you! (she rests her chin on her hands)
Shinji: Wait, what the hell was that?!
Asuka: What? Talk sense, you idiot!
Shinji: That pose...my dad used to do that all the time.
Asuka: Really? I never noticed. I've always thought of it as my trademark "Asuka pose."
Shinji: (nervously) Your...your dad was named Langley, right?
Asuka: No, Langley's just my foster father. I told you, I was born from an elite sperm and an elite egg! The sperm donor's name was confidential, of course, but I know he was a brilliant scientist, the head of an elite paramilitary organization...oh, dear God.
Shinji: I fapped over my half-sister!
Asuka: I made out with my half-brother, and then pretended to be aspleep while he fapped over me!
Shinji and Asuka: :twitch:
Shinji: Well, that explains why we blinked in unison even before the synch training...
(Awkward Pause)
Asuka: Wanna make out?
Shinji: Hell yeah!
Shinji: Well, I guess it's up to us to repopulate the earth...
Asuka: Baka! I'd rather die than do it with you! (she rests her chin on her hands)
Shinji: Wait, what the hell was that?!
Asuka: What? Talk sense, you idiot!
Shinji: That pose...my dad used to do that all the time.
Asuka: Really? I never noticed. I've always thought of it as my trademark "Asuka pose."
Shinji: (nervously) Your...your dad was named Langley, right?
Asuka: No, Langley's just my foster father. I told you, I was born from an elite sperm and an elite egg! The sperm donor's name was confidential, of course, but I know he was a brilliant scientist, the head of an elite paramilitary organization...oh, dear God.
Shinji: I fapped over my half-sister!
Asuka: I made out with my half-brother, and then pretended to be aspleep while he fapped over me!
Shinji and Asuka: :twitch:
Shinji: Well, that explains why we blinked in unison even before the synch training...
(Awkward Pause)
Asuka: Wanna make out?
Shinji: Hell yeah!
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He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.
Life is a continuous nut-kicking contest where your turn comes last if ever. -majlund
Proud supporter of Shinji x Sachiel
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