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Postby majlund » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:24 am

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Kaji: I knew something was wrong when Gendo said Nerv would pay the travel expenses for the vacation.

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Postby Sharaz Destler » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:42 am

Have some of mine!

KENSUKE: Okay, Toji, we've got all our historical dudes, what do we do with 'em now?

TOJI: We get 'em ready for our history presentation!

(OK, lame, I know. I'll come back and think of something better later on.)
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Postby Action_Bastard » Tue Sep 09, 2008 8:54 am

^ EXCELLENT!!! B&T excellent adventure. I like.

Present Toji: If you're our future selves, what number are we thinking of right now?

Future Toji and Kensuke: 69!!!!!!
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Postby Zerogoki » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:11 pm

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Asuka: Seriously Suzuhara! You need. To buy. Deodorant.
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Postby Zaiku » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:29 pm

Misato: We need a new picture! The captions just keep getting shittier.

Kaji: I told you, we need to wait for somebody to upload one.

Asuka: Hint, hint.

Toji: Being squashed into a wall isn't very fun.
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Postby Action_Bastard » Tue Sep 09, 2008 4:35 pm

Hint, hint.


Why don't you do it yourself then, Zaiku. Find a new one.
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Postby Zuggy » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:04 pm

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:20 pm

If you do not stop staring at me I will be forced to kill you.
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Postby Sharaz Destler » Tue Sep 09, 2008 5:46 pm

Rei (thinking) : "Stand back, Julia Child, I'm cooking something that'll really knock your socks of...literally! I've got the bandages to prove it!"
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Postby CorporalChaos » Tue Sep 09, 2008 6:06 pm

Zuggy wrote:Image

This recipe would be so much better if I could read...
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Postby Lucretius » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:06 pm

Rei: Nagisa, have you ever seen Titus Andronicus?

Kaworu: I do not know a great deal about Lilim culture. Why?

Rei: You have just eaten your siblings.

Kaworu: Oh my God, Sachiel, Leliel... :vomit_duo:

Rei: I hope you have learned your lesson. Stay away from Ikari-kun. I shall not be as lenient next time.

Kaworu: You monster! :spout:

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Postby NemZ » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:24 pm

Titus Andronicus, my favorite Shakespearian work. Excellent!
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Postby Action_Bastard » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:33 pm

@Lucretius: WIN.
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Postby Zaiku » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:42 am

Action_Bastard wrote:
Hint, hint.


Why don't you do it yourself then, Zaiku. Find a new one.


I already made the previous one, didn't upload it, but I did make it. >_>

Anyway, to the new one:

Chef Rei: Screw Gordon Ramsey, my Angel stew is so good, that it will rape your face with exellence.

Shinji: You're that episode 26 Rei, aren't you?
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Postby Action_Bastard » Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:56 am

You mean Reip.
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Postby chazthesilencer » Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:32 pm

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Chef Rei previously wrote:it will rape/reip your face with exellence.

(Continuing)...and I would know too. How'd you think I got this bandage?

Eww...that's nasty. I'm ashamed of that one :[
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Postby Action_Bastard » Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:36 pm

Chopped-up Lilith: Right in the hairy eyeball. Mauhahahahahaz
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Postby Themaninblack » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:04 pm

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Needs more tang
I won.

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Postby Zaiku » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:09 pm

Maybe I took it too far with the rape/reip(lol) your face with excellence bit... And no, that wasn't nasty, it was loltastic.
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Postby Zerogoki » Wed Sep 10, 2008 4:47 pm

Zaiku wrote:Misato: We need a new picture! The captions just keep getting shittier.

Thanks man(!)

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Half a cup of S2, a dash of LCL, a pinch of Particle Wave Matter, and voila...the most incomprehensible anime ever created!


Now eat it fan-wankers!!
zerogokiru theories make Zerogoki want to hit walls...
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But I'm not going to tell you whose...#

"It was originally Happy Magic Virtue Shield." NAveryW on the heap of odd that is the Enchanted Shield of Virtue...
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