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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:28 pm

Chee wrote:Bob and TAO win.


I quoteth that which is true!


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Rei: Ikari-kun, I have returned from my summer vacation.
Shinji: ?!
Rei: Is something wrong? I know I have a tan now, does it not suit me?
Shinji: Ayanami, um...it's different but uh..You...you look kinda like Nadia. ^^;
Rei: I see.
Asuka: ....Or she looks like the kind of girl that likes to have "Fun". :irked:
Shinji: :twitch: Asuka! :blush:

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:19 am

Sailor Star Dust wrote:
chee wrote:Bob and TAO win.
I quoteth that which is true!


:tiphat:

@SSD: So THATS what the tan is! Wow!
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Postby UrsusArctos » Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:45 am

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Shinji: Ayanami, um...it's different but uh..You...you look kinda like Nadia. ^^


That's exactly what I thought when I saw the pic.

@Comrade Commissar: :lol:
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Postby ALTF5 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:05 am

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Postby BobBQ » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:22 am

Shinseiki ~ Girl Meets Girl
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Postby The Bastard King » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:39 am

Both: You're not Shinji.
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:53 am

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Kaworu: Okay, you're naked, I'm on top of you...I THINK we're starting out right. Now what?
Rei: I'm not quite sure...
Kaworu: Curse you Seele! Why couldn't you have told me how to do the IMPORTANT stuff?

OR

Kaworu: Oh...sorry about falling on you like that.
Rei: This has been happening a lot lately...I wonder if it's just me?
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Postby universalperson » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:35 pm

Bob, the MGS one was PRICELESS.

To that caption:

Asuka(from off screen): WHHHHHAAAAAAAA?
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:22 pm

Sum Kaworu/Rei AND Fem-Kaworu?! OH LAWD. ;)

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Kaworu: You're very...beautiful, First.
Rei: .........
Kaworu: I love your eyes.
Rei: ........
Kaworu: First, what are you thinking of right now?
Rei, saying her thoughts aloud: "Those are not my eyes you're staring at, Fifth."
Kaworu: Ah. I am wondering why I lack what you have since we are the same.
Rei, somewhat puzzled: I know we are of Lilith and Adam...
Kaworu: Well, that's...not quite what I mean. :sweatdrop:
Kaworu, shrugs and kisses her: :heart:
Rei: :rei_blush:
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Postby NAveryW » Fri Jul 18, 2008 12:55 am

Hey, I'm sure this has been brought up before, but I felt I need to reiterate it: is this thread actually a contest in the least bit?
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:03 am

NAveryW wrote:Hey, I'm sure this has been brought up before, but I felt I need to reiterate it: is this thread actually a contest in the least bit?

Well, people often get told that they "win", and it makes for some pretty good feelings. Anyway, people ARE trying to be the funniest, so they're competing against everyone else.

It's a contest.
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Postby NemZ » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:38 am

The Bastard King wrote:Both: You're not Shinji.


WIN

@SSD: the WAFF, it's exceeding all limits! Soon individual entities will be unable to maintain coldheartedness!

And yes, it's a contest... between WIN and DO NOT WANT in a no-holds-barred savage deathfest over the immortal soul of each individual entry.
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Postby NemZ » Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:49 am

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R: ...Well?
K: Yes, the left one definately looks a little flatter.
R: Damn that Shinji!
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Postby chee » Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:19 am

NemZ wrote:
@SSD: the WAFF, it's exceeding all limits! Soon individual entities will be unable to maintain coldheartedness!



I will.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:34 am

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Rei: Hi.
Kaworu: Yo.
Rei: I think you're supposed to take off your pants.
Kaworu: Wut? I was thinking about doing that.
Rei: Then what were you thinking about-
Kaworu: TICKLE-TICKLE-TICKE!
Rei: AHH STOP THAT IT FEELS FUNNY!
Kaworu: GOO CHIE GOO CHIE GOOOO!
Rei: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHH OW NO STOP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HAHAHAHA
Kaworu: WOOWAWHEEEEEEEE!
Rei: AHH STOP STOP
Kaworu: *breathes heavily*
Rei: *breathes heavily*
Asuka: Kinky...
Shinji: I'm so turned on right now Asuka I could-
Asuka: *SLAPPOURZ* PERVERT!
Rei: Is that Asuka and Shinji?
Shinji: NO!
Asuka: OH SHI- *runs off*
Kaworu: -_- So...wanna go for dinner?
Rei: As so as I steal Asuka's clothes.
Kaworu: Sweet. Howabout Costco?
Rei: Ooh yes delicious free samples. I love the sample of the steamed veggies.
Kaworu: Me too! Let's go!
Rei: *steals Asuka-clothes*

Rei and Kaworu: *open window and jump out and fly to Costco*
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Postby StandardEvaFan » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:23 am

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Rei: You smell like Shinji
Kaworu: Ooh doesn't that turn you on?
Rei: Why would I be turned on by gay perfume?
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:00 pm

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TheAyanamiOtaku: Me thinks you've been spending too much time on the IRC to come up with something nuts like that. ;) I thought it was awesome though, good job.

I felt like using something from my photobucket. :shrug: Let's see if something amusing can be thought up from a page from a doujin, just for the lulz (yeah it's the "I feel sick" final scene bit):

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Postby NemZ » Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:05 pm

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Shinji (thinking): Okay, she's wounded, hurting... she wants me to save her... Yeah, I'm your hero, baby. You just lay there and let me take care of...

[Shinji looks at her eyes, and stops]

Asuka: Well? Um... Are you...?

[Shinji collapses on her, unable to face her]

Shinji: No, I still can't get it up. Your expression has too much life in it and the bandages are on the wrong sides.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:30 pm

Panel 1:
Shinji: DELICIOUS BONDAGE!

Panel 2:
Shinji: DELICIOUS FINGERS!

Panel 3:
Asuka: DELCIOUS...UHH...

Panel 4:
Asuka: DELCIOUS ME!

Panel 5:
Shinji: INORITE? DELICIOUS Asuka!

Panel: 6
Shinji and Asuka: DELICIOUS Asuka!
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Postby StandardEvaFan » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:49 pm

Asuka: So this is the end eh?
Asuka: Damn you Shinji *SLAP*. Damn you NERV. You messed it up big time. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.
Shinji: lol your hand smells like banana.
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