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TAO: Nice. 
I guess I'll try this pic too:
Kaworu, bursts into Shinji's room: Hey Shinji-kun wake up!
It's time for school!
Shinji: mmmh... *still asleep*
Kaworu: *jumps on Shinji like in the picture* Shinji-kun! Get up!
Shinji: *blink blink* Oh mornin'. *yawn, thinking* .....Why do people think we're gay or a couple when we're um not?
Kaworu: Beats me.
I guess I'll try this pic too:
Kaworu, bursts into Shinji's room: Hey Shinji-kun wake up!
It's time for school!Shinji: mmmh... *still asleep*
Kaworu: *jumps on Shinji like in the picture* Shinji-kun! Get up!
Shinji: *blink blink* Oh mornin'. *yawn, thinking* .....Why do people think we're gay or a couple when we're um not?
Kaworu: Beats me.
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Kaworu: GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIME.
Shinji: *sigh* Is it rape time already?
Shinji: *sigh* Is it rape time already?
* Kederaji is now officially offended by the Red Cross.
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
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Sailor Star Dust wrote:Alternate Universe Asuka is Kaworu?!It all makes sense now!
I'm afraid I will have to take away your Asuka/Shinji slash fan license for that one SSD.EVANGERIONANIME is stupid
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Shinji: Damn it, Kaworu! How do you always know that I'm having a raunchy dream about Asuka and wake me up?
Kaworu: I dunno, I just love jumping on ya when you're asleep.
Shinji: It was a good one too! She was comatose in a hospital room and I was about to jer . . .
Kaworu: Stop it! Do you think I'm gay or something? I don't want to hear about your jerk off fantasies.
Kaworu: I dunno, I just love jumping on ya when you're asleep.
Shinji: It was a good one too! She was comatose in a hospital room and I was about to jer . . .
Kaworu: Stop it! Do you think I'm gay or something? I don't want to hear about your jerk off fantasies.
STROOPWAFELS!!!!!!!
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
Dumbest thread I've ever started
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
Dumbest thread I've ever started
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Iron Rooster wrote:Kaworu: Stop it! Do you think I'm gay or something?
The paradox in this is so gigantic that the universe itself might devour its own time and space continuum oh shi-
* Kederaji is now officially offended by the Red Cross.
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
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Gamer_2k4 wrote:Kaworu: Shinji! Shinji! Shinji! Shinji! Shinji!
Shinji: WHAT?!
Kaworu: I have a clock, Shinji!
oh fuck i lol'd
God, Apparently you all have been discussing Q since November. Catching up on the discussion is harrowing.
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^ Writing as Jonathan Henderson ^
We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James
Curious. Pilot Shoryu, does this man carry the Yaoi bludgeoning tool to discourage homosexual acts, or to enforce them?
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Did you also opt for the tramp-stamp option?
Did you also opt for the tramp-stamp option?
Rest In Peace ~ 1978 - 2017
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
"I'd consider myself a realist, alright? but in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist. It means I'm bad at parties." - Rust Cohle
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of 'em are stupider than that." - George Carlin
"The internet: It's like a training camp for never amounting to anything." - Oglaf
"I think internet message boards and the like are dangerous." - Anno
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Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
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