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Postby eva unit 04 » Sat May 31, 2008 5:19 pm

slothen wrote:http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/6936/1211773326385bo1.jpg

:kaos_teehee: :kaos_teehee:
will add signature soon ^_<
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Postby BobBQ » Sat May 31, 2008 10:39 pm

"Goodbye."

"You can tell me in hell."
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:46 pm

Eva00: Guess what? I gotta come, and you're right in front of me.



Eva01: I knew there was something funny about ya, MATT GREENFIELD!
Kaworu: WHAT? I'm not Matt Greenfield, I just said that-
Eva01: YOU CALLED ME A DICKHEAD FOR PISTOL WHIPPING YOU!
Kaworu: I HAVE THIS BIG SCAR ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY FACE, IDIOT!
Eva01: DICK HEAD! I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING, MATT GREENFIELD!
Kaworu: STOP CALLING ME THAT DAMN IT, I'M NOT MATT GREENFIELD! I'M ADAM IN A FUCKING VESSEL-
Eva01: LIAR! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND YOUR GODFORSAKEN COMPANY, DESTROYING ALL OF Japan'S BEAUTIFUL ANIMES!
Matt Greenfield: *peeps out of restroom, in a nasal voice*: OH YEAH?! NAME ONE OF ANIMES WE'VE DONE!
Eva01: ...Ma.....Ma...
Kaworu: I told you I'm not Matt Greenfield-
Eva01: SHUT UP! MARNIA OF THE BLUE HARMONICA!
Matt Greenfield: WRONG! GUESS AGAIN!
Eva01: LADY DEAF!
Matt Greenfield: SOO WRONG! LADY DEATH IS A MANGA, AND SO IS MAHOROMATIC!
Eva01: EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *empties clips into Bathroom*
Kaworu: ...you...choking..me...*head pops off*
Eva01: *grabs head and throws it at bathroom* TAKE THAT!
Matt Greenfield: OW!
Eva01: *pulls out two Eva-sized rocket launchers* BURN IN HELL! YYAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

*click*

Eva01: *heavy breathing*
Matt Greenfield: NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH-
Eva01: *grabs Matt Greenfield* GOTCHA *pops head off*
Matt Greenfield's Head: NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH-
Eva01: *throws down drainage pipe*
Matt Greenfield: Whoa hey this smells *bonk* AHOW! *bonkbonkbonkbonk* CURSE YOU DICK HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAaaadddd...
Tiffany Grant: HEY! WHERES MAH HUBBIE?!
Eva01: Oh shit...
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

The Allied States of Syraneen
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Postby chazthesilencer » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:05 pm

Eva 00: "Know what I'm gonna do after I blow your head off?

Check page 110."

Sho/Eva 01: "Know what I'm gonna do after I blow your head off?

...laugh, I guess."
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Postby mrpanda » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:20 pm

Maggotmaster in unit 01: Now sing the soviet anthem bitch !!!!!!!
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<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
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Postby pmkava » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:31 am

Yui-sama: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SON!!!!!!!!!

Kaworu: ummmm... I surprise buttseck'ed him...

Shinji (from bathroom): MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

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i think i took that to far...
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Postby Iron Rooster » Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:10 pm

@previous post - Shinji's anus is always bleeding. :shinji_boohoo:
STROOPWAFELS!!!!!!!
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Postby mrpanda » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:12 pm

He should rub some soothing mayo on it !
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<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:51 pm

I don't think a little Mayo will help our dear Shinji with his bleeding anus....

EDIT: By mrpanda's request...

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Eva01: OH OOOH GOD I'M

Lilith: AaaahhAAAHH!
Eva01: *MASSIVE CRAP*
Lilith: *nomnomnom*

Two girls one cup stuff proceeds

Lilith and Eva01: *nomnomnom*

Shinji: Mom if you were ever in a German Sheizer Video, you...you'd tell me, right?
Yui:...No
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

The Allied States of Syraneen
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:54 pm

The Rejected reference makes things win by default. hehe :smirk:
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Postby Arachne345 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:38 am

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Kaworu: 'He is unconscious! Now is my Chance!'

Shinji: -.-

That wasn't great, but hey, it's my first post! :ting:
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Postby Iron Rooster » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:46 am

^ DATE REIP!!!
STROOPWAFELS!!!!!!!
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
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Postby Sachi » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:51 am

Kaworu: Why hello there, Shinji Ikari. I didn't see you there.

Shinji: *Snore*

Kaworu: Lemme just get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a cold.
- Sachi

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Postby Arachne345 » Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:52 am

Iron Rooster wrote:^ DATE REIP!!!


Poor Shinji... :shinji_boohoo:
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Postby zimlord » Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:28 am

Sailor Star Dust wrote:The Rejected reference makes things win by default. hehe :smirk:

agreed.

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Shinji: Mah Kaworu is too big. Mah Kaworu is too big!

...

I AM A BANANA.
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Postby honsou » Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:35 am

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Kaworu finally got his special order a gerbil that looks exactly like Shinji
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Postby mrpanda » Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:16 pm

honsou wrote:
Kaworu finally got his special order a gerbil that looks exactly like Shinji


WIN !!!!!
Jawohl mein Fuhrer. Heil Asuka!
Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
<Ornette> that's not how parental blocks work
<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
<Ornette> there's no way a program can know that an image is porn
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:04 pm

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Ever since Kaworu took over for Morpheus things just haven't been the same in The Dreaming.

*Someone might get that*
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Postby universalperson » Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:12 pm

Eva Yojimbo wrote:
*Someone might get that*


FISHIES!

Sorry. Couldn't think of a better Sandman reference.
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:17 pm

universalperson wrote:Sorry. Couldn't think of a better Sandman reference.
Eblis O'Shaughnessy!
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We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James
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