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Postby majlund » Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:40 am

Sachiel_13 wrote:This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.

I once saw that quote written on a wall like this:

This is your brain O this is your brain on drugs .
This is your asshole . this is your asshole in prison O
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Postby Zuggy » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:17 am

UrsusArctos wrote:No smuttiness in this thread, please.

Maybe you should review the last 80 pages of this thread.

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Postby UrsusArctos » Fri Mar 14, 2008 9:38 am

I should've made it more explicit- no non-caption related smuttiness, please.

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Postby slothen » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:35 pm

seriously what was that last picture even of?


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Postby mrpanda » Fri Mar 14, 2008 12:44 pm

UrsusArctos wrote:Image


OK WHO GOT MAYO ON THE CAMERA !!!!!!?????????!?!?!?!?!
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Fri Mar 14, 2008 6:28 pm

plz, let's not go there (MAYO) :hide:
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Postby CorporalChaos » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:52 pm

Lone Conspiracy Nut No One Will Believe: GUYS, GUYS, I JUST GOT MY PICTURES OF THAT GIANT MONSTER I SAW WALKING AROUND WHEN I WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THAT GIANT HOLE IN THE GROUND DEVELOPED! I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM, SO YOU GET TO SHARE IN THE JOY OF DISCOVERY!

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:04 am

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Postby Sachi » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:15 am

Random Dude: GUYS, IT'S THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER!!!
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Postby UrsusArctos » Sun Mar 16, 2008 2:56 am

Image

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Postby CorporalChaos » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:16 am

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Postby master_lloyd » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:12 am

[quote="UrsusArctos"]Image

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Postby Furu » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:33 am

UrsusArctos wrote:Image


NERV unlocks the secrets of optical camouflage thanks to the third Seed of Life: Bigfoot!
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Postby mrpanda » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:46 pm

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:plz, let's not go there (MAYO) :hide:


Whats wrong with mayo ???
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Postby BobBQ » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:55 pm

mrpanda wrote:Whats wrong with mayo ???

Some crypts are better left unopened.

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Postby RandomStuff » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:59 pm

Apparently my dog is secretly an Angel, great.
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Postby Furu » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:08 pm

RandomStuff wrote:Apparently my dog is secretly an Angel, great.


Distract him with a treat and shoot the core! For the good of mankind!
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Postby Sachi » Sun Mar 16, 2008 6:06 pm

@Dog
Misato: This operation is going to take a sychronized assualt in which you propel your weapons forward with a great accerlation, and restraining the Angel off guard and taking it out.

Asuka: In other words, you want us to throw it a bone and tie it with a leash?

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Postby master_lloyd » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:32 am

"Behold the 19th angel - Woofiel"
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Postby Sachi » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:48 pm

Random Dude: IT'S THE CLOVERFIELD MONSTER!!!
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