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Postby Jay911 » Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:41 pm

Kyle wrote:Thats what I thought but then I remembered that evas timeline is waaay beyond the floppy era.


Heck, they have elevators with mechanical dials to show the floor number. Last time I saw one of those was in the elevators at the 'old' part of my city's City Hall, built around 95 years ago. :)
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Postby mrpanda » Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:20 pm

Maya:Haha ive finaly managed to link to the camera in Ritsukos shower *turns volume up*
Ritsuko:OHHHH GENDO!!!!
Gendo: How is THIS LANCE Dr Akagi.....

*Maya is glued to the screen*
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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:21 pm

@mrpanda- :lol: I think you got the tone of the thread already!
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:28 pm

Hmm....I thought Maya would only be into lesbian sex? ;) Either way, funny stuff!
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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:25 pm

That's what I thought too, Yuri manga...but I would imagine her being scandalized at seeing her sempai and Gendo making out.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:27 pm

@ Ursus: That's not some making out, that's some plain ol' Going At It! :shock:
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Postby NAveryW » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:29 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:I thought Maya would only be into lesbian sex?
Don't you remember her plot in NGE2:AC?

Don't you?

Don't you?

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Postby UrsusArctos » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:29 pm

Whatever.

Maya: (cue Hal) :shock: :shock:
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:31 pm

@ NAveryW: I guess Atomic Punk could confirm Maya's (Good and Bad) Endings, but I still say Maya's suffering from Internalized Homophobia in her Scenario. (And the show).


Anyway, Back on Topic. ^^;
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:52 pm

UrsusArctos wrote:Whatever.

Maya: (cue Hal) :shock: :shock:
you rang?! Image

*cue pr0n muzak, ORGY COMMENCES!*

*SSD-chan pops up, down, in and everywhere others desire (protection had been applied before she starts to "pop")*

am I E(very) V(illain) I(s) L(emons) or what??? :twisted:

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:13 am

@ Rei Wedding Picture

Gendo: *pulls off mask* AND NOW YOU'RE MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby mrpanda » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:43 am

Add on to my last post

Maya:*sighs* If only i was equiped like commander ikari.
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Postby chee » Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:26 am

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:@ Rei Wedding Picture

Gendo: *pulls off mask* AND NOW YOU'RE MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!


:lol:
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Postby mrpanda » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:51 pm

Mwuhahahahaha pure evil !!!!!!!


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Postby chee » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:59 pm

Chee: AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH!
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Postby Sachi » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:23 pm

(Newly Femmed) Kaworu: Now I'll be able to get Shinji into bed with me.
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Postby mrpanda » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:57 pm

Kawrou:Do you like it Shinji i bought one for you too.
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Believe in I who believeth in ye.Strike the heavan by thine drill Simon. - Ye Olde Gurren Lagann.
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<Ornette> since there is no Optical Pussy Recognition
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Postby UrsusArctos » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:26 pm

Your add on was right on target, panda. And as for Fem-Kaworu-

(Soft, feminine voice) Shinji, didn't you realize I was a girl all along?
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Postby Anti-Goth » Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:33 pm

OH GOD WHY DO I FIND THIS HOT WHY WHY WHY--

*ahem*

I'm okay. >.>
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:39 pm

Rei: I hate every fucking second of this.
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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