Caption Contest

[Ironfoot]

Kaworu: Shinji, you and I both know that size doesn't matter.

Rei: ...

[Kyle]

Kaworu-"Rei,get out of the shot!Im doing my cover for cosmo girl!"

[TheAyanamiOtaku]

@ Nude Kaworu Picture:

Kaworu: Okay, Anno, can you pleease tell me why I'm doing this? I thought Rei was all the rage or something...
Anno: It seems like times have changed, brotha. Gotta satisfy the customer.
Kaworu: Can't we just like, make another movie or something?
Anno: Oh, I'm already doin' that. I'm just taking the nude shots just for fans. And...um, Kaworu, why do you have one testica-
Kaworu: I WAS BORN LIKE THAT, OKAY?! GOD!!! Stupid Ancestral bastards just happened to be missing one more on my construction day....
Anno: Kekekekeke..
Kaworu: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
Anno: Erm....nothing...kekeke....*takes a few more photos* Alright Rei, you're in.
Rei: Okay.
Kaworu: Can I have my clothes back?
Anno: Oh...uh..
Kaworu: You let HIM hold them for me?! I'll never get them back now...dry...>,<
Shinji: *sniffing and licking Kaworu's clothes*
Anno: My bad.
Kaworu: *walks out of building* God damn it, now I'm going to have to get another outfit....shit this is costing me so much money...I think I'll have to go to the megamall...I can only afford their clothes...Anno's not paying me enough...*closes door*
Passersby: HOLY SHIT!
Kaworu, outside: What?! Haven't you seen your father naked before? Sheesh...
Passersby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Kaworu, outside: Homophobes...
Asuka, outside: Yo!
Kaworu, outside: Hey! Shinji stole yours too?
Asuka, outside: Yeah...wanna go shopping?
Kaworu, outside: Only if you pay.
Asuka, outside: Fine, fine....

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Rei: How many pictures do you need to take, Anno?
Anno, taking pictures: Uh....for some reason, the fans never seem to get bored of you.
Rei: I do not approve of the gluteus maximus and mammary gland enlargments. I do not look natural.
Anno: I know, I'll have them taken out....those fanboys are so sick...
Rei: ...
Anno, taking pictures: You know...just between you and me?
Rei: ?
Anno, quietly presses the record button: I think Asuka has a crush on you.
Rei: Really?
Anno: Yeah...I was doing her shot earlier, and all she could talk about was you.
Rei: Really...What did she say?
Anno:...Well, she said she loved you, and she wanted me to tell you.
Rei: ...
Anno: ...
Rei: ... Wow.
Anno: I never intended this to happen.
Rei: It's okay, I never really liked Shinji anyways.
Shinji: *listening to music*
Rei: Well....If I could talk to her...
Anno: Yeah...I'm sure you two will find a way.
Rei: Yeah.....Hmm...I'm quite sure I could be bisexual.
Anno: Y'know what I think? I think everyone is. Just some lean farther to one side than-
Rei: -the other? Yeah....interesting. I had no idea you're so philosophical.
Anno: Yeah, well that's what you get when you travel the world with no one to accompany you except for your friends, who are a bunch of old rabbis and bishops. Anyways, I need to do another shot...last one.
Rei: Alright.
Anno: Handstand, and your legs apart in the air.
Rei: Alright. *does gymnastic pose*
Anno: And you don't really need the rose anymore
Rei: *ptoo* Kaworu sweat all over this..
Anno: *snap* Okay, we're done!
Rei: *falls down* Thank you, I'll try to find Asuka.
Anno: Good like with her, I hear she likes it rough!
Rei: Oh, don't worry Anno, I'm a woman of many faces....*whoosh*
Anno: Oh really?
BDSMRei: If she likes pain...*pulls out long leather whip from schoolgirl uniform*...then she'll get pain. *laughs maniacally, closes door*
Passersby: AHHHHH!
BDSMRei, outside: *cracks whip*
Passersby: *clothes explode* OH MY GOD!
BDSMRei, outside: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE A QUEST TO FUFILL!
Passersby: Help me..
BDSMRei, outside: I'll help you *pulls horse carriage whip from schoolgirl uniform*
Passersby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
BDSMRei, outside: *CRACK!*
Passersby: I'M BLEEDING! AAAUUUGGGHHH!
BDSMRei, walking away: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OH YES, THERE WILL BE BLOOOODDD!!! AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Anno, quivering: What have I unleashed upon this world?....NO....THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!....I couldn't have seen this coming....this is insane, how could it be my fault?! No, it's impossible....yes....phew. Alright. It's not my fault! hmhmmhmhm *gathers up materials* Not my fault, lala lalalaaa! *folds up tripod and puts camera away* Not my...my....*drops stuff* IT'S MY FAULT!!! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! WHEEEEEEEEE!!! OH MY GOD IT'S MY FAULT *starts to cry while laughing* It's...my....fault! La....lala...laaa! ahhhahhhhaaahaaha.....ha....

-

*ding dong*
Asuka: Come in?
BDSMRei: Did you order a can of whip?
Asuka: Why....no, but I wouldn't mind a can of whip either! *opens door* AHHHHHH! BDSM Rei!
BDSMRei: SCREAM!
Asuka: AAAAAAA! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
BDSMRei: Didn't you say that you loved me and that you liked BDSM?
Asuka: WHAAAT?! I NEVER LOVED YOU, YOU UGLY DOLL!
BDSMRei: !
Asuka: But I do like BDSM...
BDSMRei: THEN I WILL HAVE YOUR SKIN ON MY WALL!
Asuka: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
BDSMRei: *closes door, drags Asuka to conveniently-located soundproof BDSM room*
Asuka: HEY! THIS IS MY ROOM! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME IN MY HOUSE!
BDSMRei: *locks door* Hey, I just have these whips, you just happened to have this conveniently-located soundproof BDSM room installed in your house, okay?! Sheesh....I mean...*looks around*...Holy cow, you have power tools?!
Asuka: Uh...
BDSMRei: Good god, I LOVE YOU! I WAS NEVER ALLOWED ANY WHEN I WAS WITH THE ANCESTRAL RACE! EEEEEEEEEEEE-YES!
Asuka: NOOOOOOO!!!!!
BDSMRei: *CRACK!*

(Okay, where did i move to BDSM again? Jesus...my bad Kammy, I went off again...)

[Kyle]

Why don't you just write a whole damn fanfic TAO?!Sheesh...

[Sachi]

i know gosh. its called CAPTION contest. not write a whole friggin story based of a picture contest!

[Kyle]

Kaworu-"Im sorry miss but club PWND is full tonight!"

[universalperson]

Okay, two things:
1.) Where did you get that?
2.) DUEL OF THE SEEDS!

[Mr. Tines]

1.) Where did you get that?

A doujin game, once thought to be a pure legend, but tracked down and at one point was available on EvaMonkey.

[Ornette]

Okay, two things:
1.) Where did you get that?
2.) DUEL OF THE SEEDS!

http://www.evamonkey.com/doujin_fighter.php

[Sachi]

thats AWESOME!!!

o and "BITCHSLAP"

[Barinax]

Why is 02 for small? Or maybe Kaworu and Rei are just really big. I don't know.

[Sachi]

Why is 02 for small? Or maybe Kaworu and Rei are just really big. I don't know.

well its got to fit in the screen.
if it were proportional that would either make Rei and Kaworu about 1 pixel or you would only see the sole of unit-02s foot

[universalperson]

What I wouldn't give to see a scene like this in the new Eva movies.

Except Rei wouldn't be losing. And she'd be wearing her plugsuit.

[Indigo Arcangel]

Just downloaded. I quite simply wanted to ask...is it fun? It looks a bit too much like a cheap version of the MUGEN Evangelion mod to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6pu8ZnPb0

[universalperson]

Just downloaded. I quite simply wanted to ask...is it fun? It looks a bit too much like a cheap version of the MUGEN Evangelion mod to me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6pu8ZnPb0

Well, I can never get MUGEN to work on my computer...and the only two characters you can select are Rei and Asuka, unless any of you are hackers.

However, I am strangely reminded of the RP we have on this very site when I play this game.

[LTC15X]

[Anti-Goth]

Asuka: BRRRAAAAIIIIINS!!

[BobBQ]

Misato: "Shinji-kun! What does the scouter say about her anger level?"

Shinji: "It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAND!"

Misato: "What, NINE THOUSAND!"

[UrsusArctos]

Shinji: Your eyes look like that girl Eureka's.
Asuka: WHAAAAAT? *Bitchslap*

[yokuchi]

Asuka: You tried to do WHAT to me while I was asleep?!?!?!?! I'm gonna kick the *bleeping* *bleep* out of you!!!!!