I once paired up Touji and Ritsuko by accident in a game. It was glorious.
Also seconding whoever said Kaji x Shinji.
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Ambrosia wrote:I once paired up Touji and Ritsuko by accident in a game.
I think there's already a generally well-regarded lemon for this pairing, so it's not entirely cracktastic.
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Rits/Misato isn't even a crack pairing. It's generally accepted they fooled around.
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
My apologies. I should have known this considering I've seen the series 11 years ago and for knowing that pic for a while too. It seems I forgot too much about the series for me to participate here any longer. It's time for me to find a new community.
Sorry for wasting your time. Goodbye.
haha, wow, what the fuck.
Among the people who use the Internet, many are obtuse. Because they are locked in their rooms, they hang on to that vision which is spreading across the world. But this does not go beyond mere ‘data’. Data without analysis [thinking], which makes you think that you know everything. This complacency is nothing but a trap. Moreover, the sense of values that counters this notion is paralyzed by it.
And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
Sorry for wasting your time. Goodbye.
Uhh, sorry?
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
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That, or the reality of a Misato/Ritz hook-up. Indeed, while it is essentially canon, the implications are far too vast for the mortal mind to fathom.
That, or the reality of a Misato/Ritz hook-up. Indeed, while it is essentially canon, the implications are far too vast for the mortal mind to fathom.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Rei wanted to know what waffles tasted like.
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We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come in third.
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Come read EVA Sessions! This place has it, too! There'll be pizza! Not really! There are other things, too! Not EVA Sessions! Did I mention the pizza!?
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the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
That, or the reality of a Misato/Ritz hook-up. Indeed, while it is essentially canon, the implications are far too vast for the mortal mind to fathom.
I wouldn't go so far as to say canon, 'cause I don't think there's as much suggestion as, say, Maya being a lesbian.
That being said, I've never see someone essentially do this:
and ragequit the forum over something so insignificant.
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And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
I'm going to assume Toji Hikaru is in fact a threesome with Toji/Hikari/Kaworu.
Ordinarily I would say that's hot but Hikari is not really a sexual being to me.
Ordinarily I would say that's hot but Hikari is not really a sexual being to me.
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I meant: Hikari/Kaworu as a pairing (I think, those two might work not at all, lol)
Or Touji/Kaworu (I think, those two might work well, if Touji managed to overcome his homo-fears)
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This thread needs to be re-erected NAOW!
Romantic dinner (arranged by Asuka) on top of a vaguely Angel/MP Eva-like statue, illuminated by the moonlight, with a bottle of sake at hand and as they get more drunk they start discussing their deceptions with Toji and Shinji, fall into complete agreement, and end up having pity-sex?
Oh come on, everyone knows closet homos are just waiting to be turned by coming on to them strongly and fearlessly. And by "coming on" I mean "molesting them in the showers by pinning them from behind against Shinji and the wall". A perfect job for
I meant: Hikari/Kaworu as a pairing (I think, those two might work not at all, lol)
Romantic dinner (arranged by Asuka) on top of a vaguely Angel/MP Eva-like statue, illuminated by the moonlight, with a bottle of sake at hand and as they get more drunk they start discussing their deceptions with Toji and Shinji, fall into complete agreement, and end up having pity-sex?
Or Touji/Kaworu (I think, those two might work well, if Touji managed to overcome his homo-fears)
Oh come on, everyone knows closet homos are just waiting to be turned by coming on to them strongly and fearlessly. And by "coming on" I mean "molesting them in the showers by pinning them from behind against Shinji and the wall". A perfect job for
Chuckman facts: Masturbation actually causes blindness and Chuckman has been completely sightless for thirteen years, but uses his third sight as a superior substitute for normal vision.
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
I find it amazing that Ironfoot actually quit the forum over that.
He hasn't posted anything ever since.
He hasn't posted anything ever since.
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