Create an EoE ending!

[Rahaquiel-2D1S]

Here's two I made:

-Shinji's holding an arm, only to find out it has been not only severed, but is sticking out of GNR's head's mouth.

-Shinji is all alone, but Kaworu walks up to him and says, "So it's only us now.". End. YOU [girls] WISH. I'm looking at you, Evangelionfreak.

[MaggotMaster]

Shinji walks straight into a pit of hell and dies.

[Mundane]

I could see that syncing up with Raining Blood.

First step he takes off the edge, then it starts.

[Defectron]

Shinji's holding an arm, only to find out it has been not only severed, but is sticking out of GNR's head's mouth.

How would that even work? GNR's head is the size of a mountain and also really far away from where Shinji was on the beach.

[jcmoorehead]

Shinji is on top of Asuka on the beach doing the strangling thing. Anyway Asuka reaches her hand up to carress him. The camera pans out and its dark so we can only really see their shadows, anyway Asuka brings her hand away and a wig appears in her hand.

Asuka: YOU!

The reply comes quickly

"I'm afraid so... but wasn't it nice."

[felineki]

Asuka is so overjoyed at seeing Shinji alive that she fires a ginormous missile out of her head and destroys Tokyo 3 (even though it's already been destroyed, like, 3 times over by now).

[CorporalChaos]

ReDeath anyone?

Shinji has just stopped trying to strangle Asuka, but is still laying on top.

Asuka (in a strangely masculine voice): Shinji, lets go make out.

{Pause}

Shinji: Oh...Baby!

Screen goes black, cue rock music.
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[ZeroFive1]

Suddenly Shinji turns into gundam wing and then goes LOLZZZZ SHITTY ENDING

[CorporalChaos]

Shinji and Asuka walk along a beach and get killed by an LCL shark. Their spirits rise up and they converse among themselves.

"I can't believe I left paradise, then got swallowed by a shark five minutes later!" Says Asuka.

"After all those angels, we get killed by a statistical oddity..." Remarks Shinji.

"What do you mean?"

"What are the odds that a shark would survive Third Impact and be able to breath LCL?"

"Not very good, I suppose"

"When we get to heaven, I'm going to demand a refund."

"Should we go now?"

"Sure."

"Well what are you waiting for?"

"Awww...would you look at that!"

"What?"

"It the end."

Screen goes black, and the word fin flashes up on screen.

[Faußtin]

@CorporalChaos

Its awesome...

- Shinji (sorrounded by the EVA Series): - ZOMGWTF?! Fuck off, plz! ROUNDHOUSEKIIIIIICK!!!! (Sorry, I just couldn't resist this one :P)

- Shinji is the last male on Earth - or at least in Japan -, sorrounded by countless Reis. (I envy him. A LOT) Then Kaoru comes out of the LCL Sea and says "Hey, Shinji, don't be so selfish! I wasn't with women for ages!".

Sorry, I just can't put together a serious one. :P Not that I think you expected any of us to do so.

[Evangelionfreak]

I think that Redeath sums it all up for me! "oh baby"

[BobBQ]

Shinji and Asuka are lying on the beach after Third Impact, neither thinking or doing very much.

Then Gendo walks out of the LCL and pushes his glasses up his nose. "Rei?"

The giant half-a-GNR's-head twitches. "Yes... sir?"

"The results are acceptable. We will do it again."

A normal-sized Rei steps out of the LCL, followed by the entire main cast. "Yes, sir."

Shinji curls into a ball. "I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away..."

Cue After the End.

[Hunter21]

This is what fanfics are for.

[CorporalChaos]

Shinji and Asuka are lying on the beach after Third Impact, neither thinking or doing very much.

Then Gendo walks out of the LCL and pushes his glasses up his nose. "Rei?"

The giant half-a-GNR's-head twitches. "Yes... sir?"

"The results are acceptable. We will do it again."

A normal-sized Rei steps out of the LCL, followed by the entire main cast. "Yes, sir."

Shinji curls into a ball. "I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away..."

Cue After the End.

[Sailor Star Dust]

ReDeath anyone?

Shinji has just stopped trying to strangle Asuka, but is still laying on top.

Asuka (in a strangely masculine voice): Shinji, lets go make out.

{Pause}

Shinji: Oh...Baby!

Screen goes black, cue rock music.
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I like the way you think! 8)

Shinji and Asuka are lying on the beach after Third Impact, neither thinking or doing very much.

Then Gendo walks out of the LCL and pushes his glasses up his nose. "Rei?"

The giant half-a-GNR's-head twitches. "Yes... sir?"

"The results are acceptable. We will do it again."

A normal-sized Rei steps out of the LCL, followed by the entire main cast. "Yes, sir."

Shinji curls into a ball. "I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away..."

Cue After the End.

I also like the idea of fitting in After the End after everything!
(Hehe, though I love Asuka dearly, you gotta love Rei getting revenge! :twisted: "Slap slap slap slap! Anta baka. Un. Anta baka ne.")

*ahem*

Anyway, how's THIS for an ending (this one's kinda stupid.)
After Asuka saying "kimochi warui", the two are just staring at each other.
Finally, Asuka (knowing Shinji saved 'em all) smiles at Shinji, slaps him on the back and cheerfuliy says: "Anta hontou ni baka ne." (You really are stupid), to which they both smile at each other.

Hey, if the somber ending can be considered messed up, think of how it would have been with a happy ending! (Yeah, we got that with 26, but I mean movie-wise.) With EoE, that would have been really out of place due to the tone of the film.

This is another one I came up with, being inspired by the spoilerific EoE cover.
Asuka: I'm bored! Entertain me, damn it!
Shinji: Why the hell should I, you pain in the as--
*Asuka hits him, causing a screaming Shinji to fall into the LCL Sea.*
*SPLASH*
Asuka, with a huge sweatdrop on her head: Whoops.
She promptly runs away.

Now THAT'S an ending!

[Karen_Leslie]

Shinji and Asuka are lying on the beach after Third Impact, neither thinking or doing very much.

Then Gendo walks out of the LCL and pushes his glasses up his nose. "Rei?"

The giant half-a-GNR's-head twitches. "Yes... sir?"

"The results are acceptable. We will do it again."

A normal-sized Rei steps out of the LCL, followed by the entire main cast. "Yes, sir."

Shinji curls into a ball. "I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away..."

Cue After the End.

I was going to try to think up something cute, but there's no way in hell I'm topping that:).

[CorporalChaos]

Shinji and Asuka are lying on the beach after Third Impact, neither thinking or doing very much.

Then Gendo walks out of the LCL and pushes his glasses up his nose. "Rei?"

The giant half-a-GNR's-head twitches. "Yes... sir?"

"The results are acceptable. We will do it again."

A normal-sized Rei steps out of the LCL, followed by the entire main cast. "Yes, sir."

Shinji curls into a ball. "I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away... I mustn't run away..."

Cue After the End.

I was going to try to think up something cute, but there's no way in hell I'm topping that:).

If I did try to topple that, then it would take me about fifteen weeks and a low probability of success.

[ninetyninenails]

After Shinji chokes Asuka he starts looking at Rei's half face and it winks at him, he then pisses himself.

[MaggotMaster]

Shinji gets in one little fight and Asuka gets scared and says "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

[zeaven]

Shinji gets in one little fight and Asuka gets scared and says "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"

Please close this thread, we have a winner.