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Postby ElMariachi » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:13 am

View Original PostReichu wrote:While masturbating with the core makes perfect sense, figuring out how the "crotch fin" plays into things is another matter entirely. My only possible guess is that the Eva is using the fin as a handle to wobble the pelvic plating back and forth, thereby generating friction against whatever precisely is underneath.

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Postby Dataprime » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:58 am

View Original Postchild of Lilith wrote:Hikari pic:
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Postby driftking18594 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:11 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:Asuka looks confused there, like she can't remember how to smile properly for a picture, or she doesn't know how she got an ass that can crack walnuts.


My own headcanon is imagining this is the first time Asuka and Mari tried on their new plugsuits.

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No wonder Asuka's running away!
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Postby ElMariachi » Mon Jan 13, 2014 2:23 pm

View Original Postdriftking18594 wrote:My own headcanon is imagining this is the first time Asuka and Mari tried on their new plugsuits.

Asuka : of all the people who died in Third Impact, the asshole who designed the test plugsuit had to survive, uh!
Mari : Oh great, my boobs aren't squished at all, and this feeling, feels like I’m wearing nothing at all!
Asuka : Oh, gottverdammte!
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Postby pwhodges » Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:55 pm

Asuka and Shinji  SPOILER: Show
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I like Shinji's trusting innocence here - so unlike his true situation...
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That slight lack of complete ease...
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:50 pm

Original by Takeshi Okazaki for the 2001 Movic Calendar  SPOILER: Show

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Original by Masayuki for June 1996 issue of Animage  SPOILER: Show

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Postby C.A.P. » Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:17 pm

^Someone should photoshop Ernie and Bert's clothing with those two.

In fact, just make those two act out a Ernie and Bert sketch. It'll be more fun than anything Rebuild gave us.
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Postby Guy Nacks » Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:39 pm

View Original PostC.A.P. wrote:In fact, just make those two act out a Ernie and Bert sketch. It'll be more fun than anything Rebuild gave us.


:highfive:

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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:24 pm

View Original PostC.A.P. wrote:In fact, just make those two act out a Ernie and Bert sketch. It'll be more fun than anything Rebuild gave us.

Kaworu: "Hey, Shinji. Have you seen my paper clip collection?"

Shinji: "Yes. I accidentally threw it out." *cries* *squeaks rubber Pen Pen for comfort*
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Postby C.A.P. » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:37 pm

Funny, I was picturing Kaworu as Ernie and Shinji as Bert.
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Postby Jayfive » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:52 pm

With credit to reddit via /a/:
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Postby Chuckman » Mon Jan 13, 2014 8:59 pm

I wish Gendo did have a gun that makes cars explode.
the prophecy is true

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Postby saintdane05 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:11 pm

Those posts were right about one thing.
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Postby Stryker » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:12 pm

No.92989811's post is amazing. Also, Lance of Longitude.
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Postby Sgt. Griff » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:27 pm

:hitthetable: What the shiz...
Leave Shinji alone
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Postby Jayfive » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:38 pm

Someone *please* shop the EoE poster to have "Rei Causes The Tag"

I have money waiting.
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Postby moonwolf2024 » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:58 pm

View Original Postsaintdane05 wrote:This one is made by me!


That's Classic....man i have to get in here more :lol:
Maybe if you shut up and stop over analyzing everything you just might get it........
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Postby Reichu » Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:58 pm

View Original PostJayfive wrote:With credit to reddit via /a/:

It's a sad world, where a picture board's antics are posted everywhere for people apparently too boring to come up with humorous antics of their own to laugh at.
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Postby NemZ » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:26 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:It's a sad world, where a picture board's antics are posted everywhere for people apparently too boring to come up with humorous antics of their own to laugh at.


and even worse, we're seeing this 3rd hand. :facepalm:
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Postby Jayfive » Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:50 pm

wjw.
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