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Postby Chuckman » Thu Nov 01, 2012 8:45 pm

View Original PostThe Abhorrent wrote:- Got the full view of "that scene". Has to report it to Gendo.


You just gave me a horrible idea for a fanfic.
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Postby Quadhonk » Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:58 am

View Original PostFedaykin wrote:The ashtray-cleaner.

Cannot be that every time an ashtray was shown it was almost full or full.


I'd take that job in a heartbeat. NERV is a government paramilitary organization. Government means benefits, and maybe good pay. I'd take health and dental to clean some ashtrays.
It's difficult in times like these; ideals, dreams and cherished hopes rise within us, only to be crushed by grim reality.
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Postby Kendrix » Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:33 am

View Original PostChuckman wrote:You just gave me a horrible idea for a fanfic.


If you ever finish the results, PM me with a link to it, I'd love to see it :devil:
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Postby driftking18594 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:26 am

Asuka's physical trainer, for numerous reasons:
    You don't get a body like Asuka's while sitting around all day.
    She probably can pack a hell of a punch.
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Postby riffraff11235 » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:43 am

View Original Postdriftking18594 wrote:Asuka's physical trainer, for numerous reasons:
    You don't get a body like Asuka's while sitting around all day.
    She probably can pack a hell of a punch.
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Not to mention the fact that she would probably take out at least some of her anger at the world on whatever unlucky soul gets assigned to be her sparring partner....
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Postby Quadhonk » Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:56 am

View Original Postdriftking18594 wrote:Asuka's physical trainer, for numerous reasons:
    You don't get a body like Asuka's while sitting around all day.
    She probably can pack a hell of a punch.


She's 5'1 and weighs 100pds.

When I was a midshipman with the Navy we'd have to do LZ drills with the Marines. Having dealt with them, I'd pay to spar with Asuka. Much less get paid.
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Postby Lurkis » Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:19 am

View Original PostQuadhonk wrote:She's 5'1 and weighs 100pds.

When I was a midshipman with the Navy we'd have to do LZ drills with the Marines. Having dealt with them, I'd pay to spar with Asuka. Much less get paid.


Agreed, the worst thing would be the verbal abuse.

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Postby The Fourth Evangelion » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:17 am

Second in command of nERV seems ery unlucky, having to watch over, stand next to and listen to Gendo all the bloody time...
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Postby Gus Hanson » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:27 am

View Original PostThe Fourth Evangelion wrote:Second in command of nERV seems ery unlucky, having to watch over, stand next to and listen to Gendo all the bloody time...

Nevertheless, Fuyutsuki's done a great job so far.

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Postby Tribblepoo » Sun Nov 04, 2012 8:35 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:You just gave me a horrible idea for a fanfic.

It can't really be any worse than one I read about Gendo performing a certain ocular act on Rei. It was a parody, but still...
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Postby Gus Hanson » Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:06 am

Being in the regular army would suck since their weapons don't do nothing on Angels and they would only serve as cover aka sacrificial lambs while NERV gets all the glory.

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Postby Kaworu06 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:54 pm

Evangelion's mechanic tops all.
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Postby valshon » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:14 pm

one of NERVs under trained security personnel, one of the UN/JSSDF soldier firing at an invincible angel, or a NERV janitor would all have to suck pretty bad.
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Postby Nyanlathotep » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:43 pm

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Postby CJD » Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:19 pm

Lol, how EoE should have ended.


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