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You just gave me a horrible idea for a fanfic.
the prophecy is true
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
I'd take that job in a heartbeat. NERV is a government paramilitary organization. Government means benefits, and maybe good pay. I'd take health and dental to clean some ashtrays.
It's difficult in times like these; ideals, dreams and cherished hopes rise within us, only to be crushed by grim reality.
It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical.
Yet I cling to them because I believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.
- Anne Frank (21 July 1944)
It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical.
Yet I cling to them because I believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.
- Anne Frank (21 July 1944)
- driftking18594
- Nerv Scientist
- Age: 29
- Posts: 1660
- Joined: Sep 26, 2011
- Location: WILLE Irish Outpost
- Gender: Male
Asuka's physical trainer, for numerous reasons:
- You don't get a body like Asuka's while sitting around all day.
She probably can pack a hell of a punch.
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"Behold the great Ikari Master Plan™."
Terminally down bad for Asuka x Mari since 2013.
I just Shinji'd in my pants.
ONIAgent150 - "All hail driftking. May his horndoggery never end."
Chuckman - "You could ski on those boobs. Boob skis, man."
Catamari - "I'm shipping Shinji with his left hand."
A man can dream...
Rei IV - "I declare driftking18594 to be the poster child of LAM or Asuka x Mari fanboyery (yes, I totally made the word up)."
Avatar: Sometimes Asuka likes to be on top
"Behold the great Ikari Master Plan™."
Terminally down bad for Asuka x Mari since 2013.
I just Shinji'd in my pants.
ONIAgent150 - "All hail driftking. May his horndoggery never end."
Chuckman - "You could ski on those boobs. Boob skis, man."
Catamari - "I'm shipping Shinji with his left hand."
A man can dream...
Rei IV - "I declare driftking18594 to be the poster child of LAM or Asuka x Mari fanboyery (yes, I totally made the word up)."
Avatar: Sometimes Asuka likes to be on top
- riffraff11235
- Seed of Life
- Age: 31
- Posts: 3975
- Joined: Jul 19, 2012
- Location: Long Island, New York, USA
- Gender: Male
Not to mention the fact that she would probably take out at least some of her anger at the world on whatever unlucky soul gets assigned to be her sparring partner....
だから みんな 死んでしまえば いいのに... では, あなたは何故, ココにいるの? ...ココにいても, いいの?
"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Avatar: Asuka is superior. That is all.
PSN - riffraff-11235 Feel free to add me. PM me on EGF if you do.
Steam - rifffraff11235
League of Legends - riffraff11235
Osu! - riffraff11235
"Cogito ergo sum." - Rene Descartes
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Avatar: Asuka is superior. That is all.
PSN - riffraff-11235 Feel free to add me. PM me on EGF if you do.
Steam - rifffraff11235
League of Legends - riffraff11235
Osu! - riffraff11235
She's 5'1 and weighs 100pds.
When I was a midshipman with the Navy we'd have to do LZ drills with the Marines. Having dealt with them, I'd pay to spar with Asuka. Much less get paid.
It's difficult in times like these; ideals, dreams and cherished hopes rise within us, only to be crushed by grim reality.
It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical.
Yet I cling to them because I believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.
- Anne Frank (21 July 1944)
It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical.
Yet I cling to them because I believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.
- Anne Frank (21 July 1944)
- The Fourth Evangelion
- Adam
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- Location: Holland, under the sea...
- Gender: Male
- Gus Hanson
- Authentic Wizard
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- Tribblepoo
- Israfel
- Age: 47
- Posts: 483
- Joined: Mar 02, 2012
- Location: Head is firmly up...nevermind.
- Gender: Male
- Gus Hanson
- Authentic Wizard
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- Lilith
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- Gender: Male
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