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Postby Lurkis » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:05 pm

Time for a random discussion. Just finished watching You Are (Not) Alone again and I had a thought; 'Cleaning up all that blood after the angels are destroyed must be the worst job ever o.o.' So my question to you is, what do you think would be the worst job to have in the evaverse? (Rebuild or otherwise). Jobs must specific to the evaverse, so no 'coffee shop' answers please XD
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:18 pm

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Postby Dream » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:20 pm

Janitor.
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Postby riffraff11235 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:23 pm

View Original PostDream wrote:Janitor.

After what happened in End of Evangelion. Other than that probably the people who man that destroyer that's floating in Terminal Dogma next to Lilith.
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Postby Lurkis » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:41 pm

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:After what happened in End of Evangelion. Other than that probably the people who man that destroyer that's floating in Terminal Dogma next to Lilith.


I would never sleep again after seeing that for a full day D:
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:44 pm

That one solider that got shot by Misato.
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Postby Xard » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:45 pm

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Postby Gus Hanson » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:48 pm

The bartenders who aren't doing their job telling Misato that she's had enough drinks.
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Postby riffraff11235 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:49 pm

View Original Postbobbyfischer's ghost wrote:That one solider that got shot by Misato.

But she said "No hard feelings". That must count for something....

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Postby Gus Hanson » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:53 pm

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:But she said "No hard feelings". That must count for something....

What about the one she killed completely by suprise? He didn't get the same treatment. :(
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:53 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:There was three


I know.
But that last guy's death is the one that sticks in my mind the most.
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Postby riffraff11235 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:57 pm

View Original PostGus Hanson wrote:The bartenders who aren't doing their job telling Misato that she's had enough drinks.

I think they may have tried a few times before they got to know her. Honestly, would you want to be the one standing between Misato and her beloved booze?
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Postby Fireand'chutes77 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:34 pm

The team that has to take care of the Eva's routine biological functions.
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Postby KnightmareX13 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:37 pm

View Original PostFireand'chutes77 wrote:The team that has to take care of the Eva's routine biological functions.
the lackeys in the orange hazmat gear in the cages, they do have it bad
The pr department can't be much better off with all the work asociated with the collator damage of an angel battle
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Postby Stryker » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:38 pm

That guy who has to clean the piss out of the Eva plugs.
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Postby CJD » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:43 pm

The local psychologist and the people who work in his clinic.
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Postby Stryker » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:44 pm

Is that because of the lack of business he's getting?
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Postby CJD » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:48 pm

View Original PostStryker wrote:Is that because of the lack of business he's getting?


Even if Nerv has a no attendance policy the amount of deaths and private/public property damage combined with the horrible realities of the Evaverse surely traumatizes a good deal of the citizens.
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:48 pm

View Original PostCJD wrote:The local psychologist and the people who work in his clinic.

Considering The mental states of both Shinji and Asuka their doing a sub-par job

How could we forget the underwhelming Section two agents.
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Postby riffraff11235 » Mon Oct 29, 2012 6:51 pm

View Original Postbobbyfischer's ghost wrote:Considering The mental states of both Shinji and Asuka their doing a sub-par job.


Implying any amount of psychological work could fix the mental states of Shinji and Asuka....
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