The eva talent show.

Kyle · Postby **Kyle** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 1:57 pm

Well i thought id try my hand at starting a topic.Its simple if the eva charactors where all in a talent show what do you think there act would be?If this topic sucks then lock it i dont care.

Shinji-I think he would try some speed cooking,iron chef style.Like six meals in 30 minutes os somthing like that.

Space Penis · Postby **Space Penis** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 3:54 pm

Gendo and Kaji as a Blues Brothers tribute act.

jcmoorehead · Postby **jcmoorehead** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:07 pm

Space Penis wrote:Gendo and Kaji as a Blues Brothers tribute act.

Would sort of bring new meaning to the whole "Mission from God" Thing.

Misato would probably sing drunkenly, probably to Bon Jovi.

I think a duet of Dead Ringer For Love between Shinji and Asuka would be hilarious. (I'm a fan of the pairing)

poetic_assassin · Postby **poetic_assassin** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:09 pm

Rei in a staring contest.

Kyle · Postby **Kyle** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:22 pm

poetic_assassin wrote:Rei in a staring contest.

LOL good one.

ritsuko/maya-river dance.

SEELE 08 · Postby **SEELE 08** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:38 pm

poetic_assassin wrote:Rei in a staring contest.

Rei versus Keel.....he can't blink.

Toji would definatley do something in bad taste, like burping the alphabet or making music with farts.
Kozo could MC, since he has more dignity than the rest.

Space Penis · Postby **Space Penis** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 4:54 pm

Toji and Kensuke would bust some mad freestyles, yo.

Kyle · Postby **Kyle** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:02 pm

nah ken would totally show of his camara and editing skills with a short film entitled"the ritual of female bathing"and his voice over would be like
a discovery channale documentary.for sure.

SEELE 08 · Postby **SEELE 08** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 5:14 pm

Ritsuko would probably put the audience to sleep with a really dull lecture entitled "The Rubber Physics of Angel Combat".

Kaworu would probably sing "I'm Every Women" or maybe "Girls Just Want to Have Fun", only to elicit a few embarresed coughs from the audience.

Aoba would definetly whip out his badassed guitar and rock.

The four dudes from the commitee could be the barbershop quartet from hell.

Rei could demonstrate her ability to hover and regenerate, and since Keel's a cyborg he could do something involving super-human strength.

Misato and Pen-Pen could do stupid pet tricks.

Faußtin · Postby **Faußtin** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:04 pm

- Shinji and Asuka could play a little scene, where guess-what happens...
...
Asuka has a dramatic arguement with good ol' Baka Shinji...

Waited for something else?

- Kaoru plays on violin and Shinji does the same on cello, while Ayanami and Asuka sing a duett. That'd be impressive I guess. I'd love to hear that. Gainax could make a clip like this, nope? It'd be a great, 'cuz songs are nice!

- Dancing EVAs. (like when EVA 01 and EVA 02 killed Israfael). With proper costume, of course.

- Sachiel: Bullet Time. Sachiel dodges the bullets of EVA 01. (NGE-Matrix crossover :wink:

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- All characters in a short soap opera... don't worry, just kidding...

- Kaji, Fuyutsuki and Gendo in a bar, drinking beer and having a discussion about the most beautiful thing they ever saw. I wonder what would they say... :wink:

Kyle · Postby **Kyle** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 2:59 pm

FauÃŸtin wrote:- Shinji and Asuka could play a little scene, where guess-what happens...
...
Asuka has a dramatic arguement with good ol' Baka Shinji...
Waited for something else?
- Kaoru plays on violin and Shinji does the same on cello, while Ayanami and Asuka sing a duett. That'd be impressive I guess. I'd love to hear that. Gainax could make a clip like this, nope? It'd be a great, 'cuz songs are nice!
- Dancing EVAs. (like when EVA 01 and EVA 02 killed Israfael). With proper costume, of course.
- Sachiel: Bullet Time. Sachiel dodges the bullets of EVA 01. (NGE-Matrix crossover 8) )
- All characters in a short soap opera... don't worry, just kidding...
- Kaji, Fuyutsuki and Gendo in a bar, drinking beer and having a discussion about the most beautiful thing they ever saw. I wonder what would they say...

:shock: damn thats a lot of emoticons.
Misato would probably show how many "hot dogs" she can fit in her mouth

Faußtin · Postby **Faußtin** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:06 pm

Or maybe she could tell how to cook a penguin properly...

Pooooooooooor pen-pen.

TheBlueTree · Postby **TheBlueTree** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:25 pm

lol that reminds me of the eva4 dating sim lol

Defectron · Postby **Defectron** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:20 pm

Keel's a cyborg he could do something involving super-human strength

But then his arms fall off when he tries to lift something heavy because he's an old crusty cyborg.

Maybe Rei could try rapping or something which would be as bad as william shatner singing slim shady.

SEELE 08 · Postby **SEELE 08** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:28 pm

Probably more rusty than crusty, or he could just murder Gendo brutally (think KOS-MOS style ala arm through the chest) on stage, for calling him a "bucket of bolts", to be rewarded with thunderous applause.

Rei would totally drop some fat rhymes yo'. But she would become popular, eventually rapping her way to the states and becoming BlueJayCrunkMasta. With such hits as..."Bust Some in yo' Caps in Angel Ass", "LCL Beat", "Its Hot in this Plug", and "Tap dat Monolith".

Space Penis · Postby **Space Penis** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:34 pm

But...
...Isn't it just his visor and spiine that's cybernetic? That wouldn't give him super-strength...

Rei would totally drop some fat rhymes yo'. But she would become popular, eventually rapping her way to the states and becoming BlueJayCrunkMasta. With such hits as..."Bust Some in yo' Caps in Angel Ass", "LCL Beat", "Its Hot in this Plug", and "Tap dat Monolith".

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Rei

SEELE 08 · Postby **SEELE 08** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 5:39 pm

Space Penis wrote:But...
...Isn't it just his visor and spiine that's cybernetic? That wouldn't give him super-strength...

Rei would totally drop some fat rhymes yo'. But she would become popular, eventually rapping her way to the states and becoming BlueJayCrunkMasta. With such hits as..."Bust Some in yo' Caps in Angel Ass", "LCL Beat", "Its Hot in this Plug", and "Tap dat Monolith".

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Rei

No, far more of Keel is cybernetic than his visor and spine, the RCB says this:

"Keel Lorentz]
The chairman of the Instrumentality Committee, and also the leader of SEELE. His body is completely cybernetic from the spine down. He issued orders for the direct occupation of Special Agency NERV, and planned complementation using Eva-01."

That and the picure of his remains clearly shows far more mechanical crap than his spine and visor.

Space Penis · Postby **Space Penis** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:00 pm

Well, he certainly wouldn't be able to do any super-strength with his arms.

....does he even have any legs? There doesn't look like there'd be any room...

SEELE 08 · Postby **SEELE 08** » Thu Jan 19, 2006 6:39 pm

Well according to the RCB his arms were mechinical- just an internal skeleton that probably fell off to the side, I mean look where his visor went. His legs are probably off camera, as we don't see everything.
For more on this
http://animenation.net/forums/showthread.php?t=167003&page=27&pp=15

To get the full gist of my theories on some of his systems you'll need to read at least two or three pages of this thread.
At one point in this thread a crack is made by myself about a Keel/Motoko pairing, If you are really brave Dr. Nick does a little story on it in the Go Hikari! thread of the same forum.

Zuggy · Postby **Zuggy** » Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:34 am

Kyle: Do you hate rude people dr4g0nslr?

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