Which EVA character would you fatten up?

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Which EVA character would you fatten up?

Postby Shogo-Kun » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:31 pm

And now for something completely different!

So guys, if you noticed, the characters in EVA look skinny as rails. Not that I have anything wrong with it (hell, everytime I see Mari I get a boner), but some of these babies need some meat on their bones. So I ask you, my fellow geeks, which character would you "fatten up"?

I'll start first! My choice would be Gendo Ikari. Yes, I know he's already a grown man, but for some reason I've always though he'd be a bit more attractive if he gained a few pounds. :lol:

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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:41 pm

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Postby BornIn1142 » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:43 pm

My first thought was Ritsuko, but I discarded that notion based on a chain of logic so confusing that I literally cannot put it into words.

So I'll go with Hikari.
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Postby Shogo-Kun » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:51 pm

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Postby Hyper Shinchan » Thu Aug 11, 2011 5:57 pm

Setting apart Tines' humorism, this is a hard question since basically I would like to add a few kilos (in the right places) to basically almost every female characters (I've mentioned it sometimes in other threads), anyway if I could choice only a single one, probably I'd like to see a less ethereal Rei.
The male characters are mostly fine like this, maybe Shinji is a little skinny but it's not a big concern, he's mainly lacking muscles, rather than weight.

EDIT: I'm not sure if I'm understanding the question, are we talking about small "adjustments", or about turning someone into a "BBW/M"? Or are both options valid?
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Postby pen-pen » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:24 pm

Only one- Misato should be more curvier.The others are just fine...
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Postby Xard » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:39 pm

View Original Postpen-pen wrote:Only one- Misato should be more curvier.The others are just fine...


but Misato is the curviest one as it is...

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Postby pen-pen » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:44 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:but Misato is the curviest one as it is...


Needs to be slightly more....
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Postby Azathoth » Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:45 pm

Among the most lolwut threads I've seen on this subforum
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Postby Fireball » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:03 pm

Asuka always reminded me of this young girls that are hardly developed but already doing diets.
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Postby JoeD80 » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:05 pm

I think Unit 01 is looking a little skinny

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Postby Reichu » Thu Aug 11, 2011 9:36 pm

Asuka, definitely.

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Postby TehDonutKing » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:04 pm

Not a single character is deadly thin, so not a single one.
Also, I do not find obese people to be attractive. I see obesity as a sign of poor hygiene.
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Postby Trajan » Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:25 pm

Asuka looks like she could probably gain a couple kilos, she looks like she's recently been liberated from a concentration camp in '22 and '24.
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WEIGHT GAIN! B)

Postby Alaska Slim » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:22 pm

View Original PostShogo-Kun wrote:@Tines: Fat, BUT attractive dude!

Not possible, Anime is contractually obligated to have fat characters appear ugly, or dance comedically.
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Or in Rainbow: Nisha Rokubō no Shichinin, be the mark of a pedophile.

That said, EVA-02 certainly put on a few kilotonnes between NGE and EoE, and isn't the relationship between the EVA and it's pilot supposed to be sympathetic?
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Postby Tarnsman » Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:25 pm

Rei. I like Asuka nice and petite, but Rei could use some delicious fat.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:24 am

View Original Postpen-pen wrote:Only one- Misato should be more curvier.The others are just fine...


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View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:Not a single character is deadly thin, so not a single one.

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You've been watching too much anime -- it's almost always full of noodle people when they should look more like this

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Postby TehDonutKing » Fri Aug 12, 2011 1:38 am

Shinji only looks like that because of a QUALITY scene. Nowhere else is he that thin.
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Postby BornIn1142 » Fri Aug 12, 2011 3:17 am

View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:Also, I do not find obese people to be attractive. I see obesity as a sign of poor hygiene.


Poor hygene? It can and does indicate poor health, but I've never known people to get fat from not washing.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:28 am

I would give Misato and Asuka internal organs at least, though NME seems to do a slightly better job with this. In NGE it can be down-right scary sometimes. (It might have something to do with Asuka's inconsistent chest-to-navel ratio, though.)

NME!Rei seems to look just fine for a girl her weight and height.


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