Which Eva kicks the most Ass?

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Postby xuefranklin » Fri Feb 11, 2011 7:00 am

Unit one definately. No other eva could take down Zeruel

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Postby Radical Lanzar » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:56 am

Eva Unit 02>01>00>04>Angels

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Postby LeoXiao » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:12 am

Unit 01. It gets a goddamn S2 engine.

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Postby Radical Lanzar » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:18 am

View Original PostLeoXiao wrote:Unit 01. It gets a goddamn S2 engine.

I wonder if the S2 engine doesn't increase an Eva's sex appeal.

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Postby Aiko Heiwa » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:27 am

Unit-03 man, I mean did you see the way her arms stretch?
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Postby Sgt. Griff » Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:48 am

^ I always thought that Unit 03 was genetically male. Damn girl, then this was the most badass catfight of all time.

Also NGE:03>Mp>01>02>00

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Postby BulletShoot » Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:12 am

Well Unit 01 is seen actually kicking ass far more than any other Eva. Second being Unit 02. However in terms of ass kickingness (not actually a word) that definitely goes to Unit 09, I mean all the MassPros a beastly and all, but 09 is just some serious shit. Ya' know... dawg.
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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:23 am

Unit 02 is my pick for most kick ass Eva
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Postby Dream » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:09 pm

Unit 01.

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Postby Final Messenger » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:14 pm

Unit 01, or perhaps the mark 06.
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Postby Someone » Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:27 pm

Unit 04.
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Postby Aiko Heiwa » Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:07 pm

View Original PostSomeone wrote:Unit 04.
AND YOU ****ING KNOW IT!

Unit-04 was so kick ass, it blew itself up to save the world.
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Postby Tribblepoo » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:37 pm

View Original PostAiko Heiwa wrote:Unit-04 was so kick ass, it blew itself up to save the world.

Exactly, it took out an entire NERV base in seconds! Furthermore, it did so without a pilot. Not even the three "star" Evas can do that working together.
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Postby Güf Trüp » Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:08 pm

Since 3.0 adds a pack of new Evas to the bunch, I thought maybe this thread was worth reviving.
Of the new batch, I'd gotta go with Unit 08 because of its snazzy paint job and cool looking armor. In fact, I'd say it's responsible for why I suddenly like Mari in the new movie. Unit 08's original design was cool too, if a bit generic, but I don't miss it.
My favorite of all time is still Mark.06 though. It just kind of oozes swag. A shame it's role in the plot is basically non-existent, but hey, at least it got to worf god mode Unit 01 in its 5 minutes of screen time.
Of the original trio, I find Unit 01 to be the best because it has the most striking design in both coloring and armor, and because the other two are pretty much perpetually overshadowed by it. Unit 02's pretty cool too, but I just find its design more bland.

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Postby ElMariachi » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:15 pm

Since 3.0, I would say Mark.09 definitively trumps everything, think about it : when Mari blew off its head was the moment they understood that it was an ADAM's Vessel... that means that this big yellow dude made WILLE's life hell, an organization with two veteran pilots and their EVA and a fucking fleet, without being damaged the slightest... for the past decade and half!

How much badass than that you can get! Besides it's nearly unkillable and have a lot of little tricks up its sleeves : it works without a head, can regenerate, pseudo-evolve, fly, throw eye-beams, hack the Wunder, and who know what kind of others infernal tricks it played on WILLE for the past years!
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Postby kuribo-04 » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:44 pm

Eva-00 is the shitty Evangelion.
BEFORE the first episode she goes berserk and they must repair her, in the battle against Ramiel the only thing she does is holding the shield, repair her again, she returns in chapter 11, gives the gun to Shinji WHOAAA!!!
Episode 12, one of her better interventions, she opens Sahaquiel´s AT Field. Of course Eva-01 and 02 are the badassus in this battle.
14...You suck 00.
16. The only thing she does is not helping Shinji. Eva-02 doesn´t help either, but at least she climbs the buildings´ walls and it´s cool.
In episode 18 she goes Luke Skywalker, without having done anything useful.
19, she tries, but she gets her face cut in two. Seriously...just with an N2-Bomb, without a rifle, one arm...
22...SHE DEFEATS AN ANGEL! ALONE! :bigeyes: ...And needs the Lance of Longinus, of course, and the lance gets lost in space...
23...In this episode she is badass...and she dies...

In Rebuild 1.11 the same, in 2.22 against Clockiel she stands there like "Öh..." without having done anything. Against Sahaquiel she must hold the core for Asuka, her arms get damaged, she doesn´t help with Bardiel, she isn´t available. Against Zeruel, like in the series, she can´t do anything. And this time Zeruel eats her, using her to get to Lilth. And with 01 she helps causing 3I. But 01 does it in a cool way. And...she´s dead again, right? Even in that storyboard that was not used she was supposed to die. She MUST die. I think Mk. 09 is what 00 always wanted to be. Loses her head and gets destroyed, but is cool. Sad that the only time she is more powerfull she is "bad".

I still love 00.
But 01/Yui is the best.
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Postby Katana » Wed Jun 12, 2013 4:45 pm

02, because it's 02.

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Postby Dovah » Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:53 pm

Rebuild 03 for its color scheme, Angel arms and because.

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Postby nervshatter » Wed Jun 12, 2013 7:00 pm

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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:11 pm

We all know who will actually end up kicking the most ass.

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