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Postby PuppetChaos » Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:50 pm

Joseph the PRPD wrote:Here is an idea.

Gendo decides to hire a psychiatrist for NERV.


The answer is clear: Super Robot Therapy.

Shinji: I just want to disappear.
Shrink: You live with a sexy older woman, pilot a giant purple mecha, and despite your claims, you do indeed have friends and people who love you, even if it seems otherwise at times. That's not all that bad.
Shinji: But piloting an Eva is scary.
Shrink: Next time you're in battle, just pretend you are a fearless champion of justice.
Shinji: Should I shout "Rocket Punch" next time I punch an Angel?
Shink: That's an excellent idea. You should also swear vengeance for all the souls lost in Second Impact. And scream it, too.
Shinji: But Evas have a time limit, I'm not sure that's all--
Shrink: --It's exactly like that episode of Gunbuster! You are Shinji IKARI, FEARLESS CHAMPION OF JUSTICE AND PROTECTOR OF THOSE YOU LOVE. Repeat it now.

Shinji: I am... Shinji Ikari... fearless ... champion of justice and protector of those I love.

[Next session]

Shrink: I managed to get your father on the phone, he has something to say to you.
Gendo: Shinji, with the Evangelion, you can either be a god or a devil. Also, I love you.
Shinji: [crying] I can be a god or a devil!
Shrink: Not the intended reaction, but I'll take what I can get.
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Postby Tsachoul » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:39 am

^ Oh, the hilarity. :clap:
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Postby cyharding » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:15 pm

Okay, I'll give this a shot: The craziest thing I can think of that Misato, Shinji, and a few of the other characters have to go to Nerv's Nevada branch (before it gets destroyed) for some reason and they get to spend a few days in Las Vegas. I'll leave the rest to your imaginations.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:40 pm

HILARITY WOULD ENSUE.

That would be awesome. :hitthetable:
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Postby Sammaeloo » Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:48 pm

Maybe one where Pen Pen is a secret agent when nobody around.

He has an evil 007 type gig and works as SEELE's undercover agent/info- gathering/mule/hitman/mole. It focuses on his missions and operations. He has performed countless missions in secret. The one he is best at, as well as most focused on is assassination. In his backpack is a collapsable compartment that contains a special handgun, three fingered gloves, syringes with various toxins, and his personal favorite piano wire. He has actually lost count of how many people had died at his hands. He has no problem doing this until he is assigned an assasination plot to quickly kill a traitorous agent. This is going to be one his most important missions in years. He opens up the beige envelope and he freezes when he sees the photo. Its the object of his master Misato's affection, Ryoji Kaji. He is blinded by the thought of raising his reputation in the underground world of secret operations, and thinks nothing of Misato's feelings. When Kaji is in the room with the giant fans, he walks coldly up to him on his scaly webbed feet. Kaji turns around, delivers his line, then Pen^2 stares with his blank souless eyes. They stare at each other for a bit, then Pen^2 lifts his gun and fires, his expressionless face never changing. Pen^2 makes off with Kaji's severed head in his backpack and makes a trophy out of it Predator-style in his secret chamber. Pen^2 is paid handsomely and is very proud of his accomplishment.
Things change however when he notices that Misato is unusually depressed, and he realizes his grave mistake. Driven by ambition and pride, he neglected his master's feelings for Kaji. He must make things right. Almost driven to madness, Pen^2 preps every single weapon and tool he has. He intends to go on a Rambo/Scarface murder-suicide at SEELE headquarters as vengeance for his beloved masters heartache. Before he goes to confront SEELE, he considers what he did. He is the one who drove Misato into depression, with his lust for power and recognition. Pen^2 abandons his plans, waits till no one is around and goes to a local bar. He drinks heavily and ends up goes on a drunken rampage inside, nearly killing 14 bar patrons. SEELE covers up the incident and requests a secret meeting. They question him about his actions and Pen^2 speaks in his squaking clucks, the commitee apparently understanding him,"I thought I knew what I wanted. I wanted to have a purpose, but I have never seen the aftermath of my work. I think I have done enough work for you people. I want out..." The commitee reveals the truth about Pen^2's true purpose. SEELE oversaw the project Misato used to work on, and it was intended for him to be adopted by her, to keep a closer eye on the innermost secrets of NERV operations. The truth about Pen^2's origin is that he is what they intended him to become. In reality, Pen^2 is the first test subject of a secret project of having animals to hide in plain sight as agents for their dirty work. The function he was designed for was intentinally to become powerfully motivated murderous monster. What they didn't intend is for him to have remorse, regret, a heart. The disscussion continues, ending with Pen^2 relieved of his duties, with the only condition that he keeps his involvement with them a secret. He wants to lead a quiet life, free of him requiring to destroy lives. Before he leaves, suprisingly, Keel bids him a genuine farewell.
After being sent away to Hikari's, Pen^2 reminisces about his past, wondering what will his fate be, freed from his bloodlust. Will he ever lead a normal life. He is certain he will, now that he aware of his purpose, and can leave that part of his life behind.
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Postby Gendo'sPapa » Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:46 pm

The craziest most out of character Eva fanfic possible is one where it turns out despite her rough exterior all Asuka really desires is to be nothing more than Shinji's personal sex toy and be dominated by this 14 year old virgin who somehow knows how to have porno actor sex and ejaculate 7 or 8 times in one round and that Asuka actually goes along with it all. Then to make things interesting Rei shows an interest and....

Snap. That's been done.

Sorry people.

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:00 pm

:lol:

I see what you did there.
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Postby henna » Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:49 pm

Okay. Here's the juice.

Gendou is absorbed into the 01 in the contact experiment rather than Yui. Rei is watching. Yui creates a facsimile Gendou and calls it Shinji as a pilot which pilots Unit 00 and is very aggressive. Rei tries to help Shinji but Shinji is a complete brat and constantly pushes Rei away. Rei is actually a really nice girl in this alt universe but Asuka is still shitty because for some reason the 01 outperforms the 02, which by contrast is always going berserker because Kyoko's other personality side was absorbed during it's contact experiment.

Fun.
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Postby lantzblades » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:09 pm

The craziest idea I've ever had. Well...Put simply Shinji gains the sword of Prince Adam
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:36 pm

Metal Gear Solid: Children of the White Moon
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Evangelion vs Godzilla's Rogue's Gallery
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FAR vs. Space Jockeys (Evangelion/Alien mix)
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Plants crash-land near Tokyo-3.
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Talk Show host, Hosted by teh Misato. She interviews characters from Eva and other anime. Hilarity ensues when Misato hosts the show drunk.
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The Evangelion Teenage Characters pick up musical instruments and face off ENOZ in North High School. Round 2: Haruhi loses, and calls for the entire Brigade to back her up.

In this story,

Rei and Yuki have a guitar solo duel.
Shinji and Mikuru have a screamo duel.
Asuka and Haruhi get bi-curious...somewhere in the plot.
Future Mikuru and Nurse Misato get bi-curious...somewhere in the plot.
During the school festival, Touji locks himself in the cosplay
restauraunt, falls in love with Tsuruya, and Kensuke falls in love with Itsuki during the play.
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Shinji is LOST.
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Save the red-headed bitch, save the world.
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Evangelion redubbed in Japanese with singers from screamo, death metal, emo, and Marilyn Manson. Marilyn Manson will voice all of the sound effects and animals, and everyone gets together to voice Yui-sama.
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A movie completely made up of people, intoxicated or otherwise, making Evangelion-themed Aristocrat Jokes. Ornette dressed as a victorian-era gentleman hosts.
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"Hi I'm Ikari Gendo, but you can call me Party Boy."
"Hi I'm Soryu Asuka Langley, and this is Limbo under Leliel!"
"Hi I'm Katsuragi Misato, and we're gonna find out how many tampons can fit up Shinji's-"
"Hi I'm Ikari Gendo, and this is Fun with Truth Serum! So tell me, Ritsuko, how many of us exist in your sexual fantasies?"
"Uh...hi...I'm Ikari Shinji...and..uh...this is...uh...this is...Lugeing Naked as Asuka fights an Angel in Downtown Tokyo-3."
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Postby CyberXIII » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:13 pm

I've got one:

Evangelion vs. Gurren Lagann. Think about it.
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Postby Orphan Of Darkness » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:59 pm

Pretty wild idea I just about started writing once was like an alternate eva-verse.

The world was even more flooded during 2nd Impact, leaving very little land mass in most areas of the world. Tokyo 3 is more or less a floating city off the coast of what remains above water in Japan. Below them under the ocean floor was the Geo front and Nerv HQ. The angels and Eva's would be more aquatic based also :nyao: Maybe less crazy and more like Waterworld/Evangelion cross-over but thought I'd share.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:25 pm

Maybe one where Shinji switches places with the alternate universe version of himself. The people in the normal universe wonder why Shinji is acting confident around other people and not moping around, while the alternate universe people wonder why Shinji turned into a whiny timid emo.

EDIT: why does emo turn into bosnian

EDIT: thats wierd
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:50 pm

Evangelion characters in FLCL. Yes? YES?
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Postby Agentomega » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:01 pm

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:Evangelion characters in FLCL. Yes? YES?


YES! Hahaha, I could see it now...

Naota's father: Hey Naota, who's this purple haired chick you brought home?

Naota: Hey, what are you doing here?!

Misato: I decided to help out around here, after I hit you with my car and all...

Naota's father: You two have been doing this and that, fooling around... Foolie Coolie!!!

Let's not forget that the Grandfather is in fact kneading dough... :D
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Postby honsou » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:05 pm

PuppetChaos wrote:
Joseph the PRPD wrote:Here is an idea.

Gendo decides to hire a psychiatrist for NERV.


The answer is clear: Super Robot Therapy.


And this would be his therapist


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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:07 pm

Well, Asuka fits as Haruko.
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Postby Orphan Of Darkness » Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:26 am

Why not FLCL characters in Evangelion. Like Haruko's third impact plot. FLCL/EVA REBUILD BLAST OFF
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Postby PizzaJellyBeans » Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:35 am

Uhh your plot idea's leave a lot to be desired...
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Postby backseatjesus » Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:35 pm

Someone should mashup Evangelion with the idea of iCarly. Asuka, Rei and Shinji have a webshow. Gendo is the first guest. Hilarity ensues.


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