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Postby Chuckman » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:07 pm

I only read Evangelion porn doujins if they're really romantic and the sex is really cuddly and cute. I'm a big softie.
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Postby amitakartok » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:08 pm

Amen to that, mate. Softcore with plot is the best.
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Postby Bagheera » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:10 pm

View Original PostMonk Ed wrote:"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"


Oh, there surely is. One's kink is one's own business, but if it involves kids there's a problem there.
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Postby ChaddyManPrime » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:14 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:I only read Evangelion porn doujins if they're really romantic and the sex is really cuddly and cute. I'm a big softie.


Have you read Suki (Suki is a Japanese word for love)? It's probably the most romantic one out there :D It's my favorite. Oh and Plug in Baby, that was cute as hell.

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Fri Apr 11, 2014 7:49 pm

View Original PostRommel wrote:Do people really have this much trouble separating the story from the author?


I never said this was about the author: I said it was about the topic. I don't know who the author is, and I don't care: they are 'dead' in context. The work exists on it's own.

What I said was, that the event of rape is something I, do not (personally), find something I can read in a story that portrays it as a kink or fetish. There are reasons why I cannot do that, and I think I explained some of them enough, so I won't again.

Rape fics bother me immensely. That's all.
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Postby Lavinius » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:16 pm

Well for once I actually feel relieved to say that I thoroughly do judge "people" on "kinks", and I'm not obliged to act as someone who does.
But it is the intentions of the individual that matter, not the material of what they have written. One could draw ten thousand pages of baby rape, and that would be fine, provided that they aren't getting off to it.
Also perhaps some of the people who create stories of hurting Asuka do so not identifying with the perpetrator but with Asuka-chan herself. Just, er, a thought...
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Postby Doublegee » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:23 pm

View Original Postamitakartok wrote:Don't you guys forget about the Modaetei doujin where Ritsuko grows a Rei clone for the express purpose of having it sexually tortured, including bestiality with a wolf and injecting her nipples with something that causes swelling so agonizingly painful the clone actually passes out. Like Asuka in the above doujins, the Rei clone too gets knocked up and tortured while pregnant.


dude

the fuck?

seriously






.....




what was it called?
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Postby Chuckman » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:23 pm

I kinda want to know why Ritsuko has a wolf laying around. You know, just in case.
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:26 pm

A wolf at the door is worth two in the woods.

:freud:
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Postby Monk Ed » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:36 pm

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:A wolf at the door is worth two in the woods.

:freud:

:hitthetable:

I just ... I just burst out laughing... Such effective use of the Freudicon...
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:39 pm

:peace:
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Postby amitakartok » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:47 pm

View Original PostDoublegee wrote:what was it called?


Don't remember and I'm understandably not in the mood to go look for it. In the end, it doesn't really matter; all of Modaetei's works are like that.

Every. Single. One.

It's on Fakku if you want but I do not recommend reading it, for the sake of your mental health. Seriously, just forget about it. You'll feel better.
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Postby Dataprime » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:58 pm

View Original Postamitakartok wrote:It's on Fakku if you want but I do not recommend reading it, for the sake of your mental health. Seriously, just forget about it. You'll feel better.

You know by telling him where to find it; you basically said "Go look at it"

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:01 pm

:facepalm:
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:06 pm

It's called Broken Doll, and it's ostentatiously creepy as fuck.

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Postby Monk Ed » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:08 pm

I have never been more interested in the works of The King of All Sea Horses and Modaetai before this topic.

Not enough to actually read them, though.
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Postby Dataprime » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:19 pm

I looked at a page or two because... I didn't think it was that bad
I was wrong very, very wrong
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:26 pm

There, there. We've all let curiosity get the best of us.
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Postby ChaddyManPrime » Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:34 pm

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:There, there. We've all let curiosity get the best of us.


Fucking Taboo Parallel man, fucking Taboo Parallel, I'll never forgive myself.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:05 pm

View Original PostMonk Ed wrote:Not enough to actually read them, though.

Probably a good thing; it's going to kill your boner for the next ten minutes. :|


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