The "lol Twilight/Insane Twilight Fans" Thread

[Defectron]

I doubt Transformers has a religion, and I don't think it ever will.

You just jinxed us, soon we'll be seeing the church of optimus.

[Mongoosedog]

I doubt Transformers has a religion, and I don't think it ever will.

You just jinxed us, soon we'll be seeing the church of optimus.

you mean we don't...? then what is the dark van with candy and old men inside i have been going to every week if it's not a church of optimus? they made their pants transform and everything!

[FreakyFilmFan4ever]

I doubt Transformers has a religion, and I don't think it ever will.

You just jinxed us, soon we'll be seeing the church of optimus.

you mean we don't...? then what is the dark van with candy and old men inside i have been going to every week if it's not a church of optimus? they made their pants transform and everything!

WHAT?! And All I get are Mormons on bicycles.

[TheAyanamiOtaku]

God help me, but I have found fanfiction about the secondary characters that was better-written than the book!

I found Twilight written on the level of a less-than-average fanfiction writer.

[Mongoosedog]

God help me, but I have found fanfiction about the secondary characters that was better-written than the book!

I found Twilight written on the level of a less-than-average fanfiction writer.

with a horrible obsession for overdescribing unimportant things. it doesn't make me feel like i'm experiencing what the character is, it just pisses me off. i really don't need to know the precise level of cooked the contents of her frying pan were at in between the second and third ring of the phone

[Joseph the PRPD]

Um... wow.

[Sachi]

Sometimes I sit and think, and then I wonder: "Does The PRPD sit on his computer looking for this shit?" Because I would have never come across any of this on my own, and I'd be at peace with that.

[Joseph the PRPD]

I just find most of this stuff on other forums and articles that pop up when I check my e-mail.

The recent link is from me just checking my mail.

[Captain_Morgan]

If you check Fark, you'll come across this sort of shit all the time.

If I hadn't lost all faith in humanity already, I'd probably be suicidal by now.

[TheAyanamiOtaku]

Well, I think we're missing a valuable side of the story.

Are there any Twilight lovers here who want to defend themselves in front of us? I can promise I will treat you with respect, but I can't really say for my other comrades, so post at your peril.

[Sachi]

Are there any Twilight lovers here who want to defend themselves in front of us? I can promise I will treat you with respect, but I can't really say for my other comrades, so post at your peril.

Aye, I too will be respectful. I have plenty of friends who enjoy the series; the boys I call fags, the girls I call girls. And I'm still close friends with all despite their tastes.

If I hadn't lost all faith in humanity already, I'd probably be suicidal by now.

Says the man who's avi depicts a cat with red slippers?

[Joseph the PRPD]

I'm sure not all Twilight fans are bad and I'm sure they're those who are also casual fans of the series. The rabid, scary, fangirls/boys of Twilight are the ones who definitely make all of 'em look bad.

[Captain_Morgan]

If I hadn't lost all faith in humanity already, I'd probably be suicidal by now.

Says the man who's avi depicts a cat with red slippers?

They're kitten mittens...or mittons if you're Charlie (i.e. retarded).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCaTpFwcC9o

[honsou]

All this reminds me of how my little brother reacted when he saw the commercial for new moon, stating that "Twlight is only read by girls" and then very quietly he said "...and gay people", to which i replied "Don't be silly, gay guys have better taste then that." Good times.

[FreakyFilmFan4ever]

Are there any Twilight lovers here who want to defend themselves in front of us? I can promise I will treat you with respect, but I can't really say for my other comrades, so post at your peril.

Aye, I too will be respectful. I have plenty of friends who enjoy the series; the boys I call fags, the girls I call girls. And I'm still close friends with all despite their tastes.

I shall also be respectful. Two of my three sisters are Twilight fans, so I can respect and tolerate their opinions while I dish out me reasons for hating it.

[Sachi]

All this reminds me of how my little brother reacted when he saw the commercial for new moon, stating that "Twlight is only read by girls" and then very quietly he said "...and gay people", to which i replied "Don't be silly, gay guys have better taste then that." Good times.

Perhaps he was trying to hint at something.

[Vegeta 20XX]

Damn it.

This is the part that worries me most:

That's according to a release from Japanese artist network pixiv—pretty much the overseas equivalent of deviantArt—which has tapped Kojima, Evangelion character designer and manga creator Yoshiyuki Sadamoto, and Twilight manga artist Ryuji Gotsubo to judge a Twilight: New Moon fan art contest.

In other words, as much as I hate to say it, we have a traitor in our midst.

[Joseph the PRPD]

I don't think it's a big deal.

Oh and some of the people who commented the article are now mocking Kojima.

[Sachi]

In other words, as much as I hate to say it, we have a traitor in our midst.

Traitor? You act like he's committing a mutiny. As much as I dislike and avoid the Twilight series, I'm not going to downplay somebody because they enjoy it. It's they're own opinion and interest and it's wrong to alienate someone because they happen to like something you don't. Especially if you respected that person prior to finding out about it.

Besides, you don't need to like it in order be a part of it. Just look at the actors.

[Otakon 08 Ikari]

Its pretty believable that there is a religion based on this I mean there is one based around cat food, the name slips my mind right now though.

...mm..kitty food.