[CYOA] Shinji's Silly Misadventures!

[EVAfacepalm]

Corset at Rei's bachelorette party...

I know Rei was into celery and tentacles but... I never pegged her for fan of leather and whips.

[Nuclear Lunchbox]

I know Rei was into celery and tentacles but... I never pegged her for fan of leather and whips.

Bondage, man.

[EVAfacepalm]

Sorry, I get leather based fetishes confused.

[Nuclear Lunchbox]

Sorry, I get leather based fetishes confused.

It's not a fetish of mine (yetwaitwhat), but shibari is always good when done right.

[EVAfacepalm]

Anyways, looks like 1 wins.

[Squigsquasher]

You look down at the pleading barman, grimacing. Then you grin evilly, and your face twists into a demented smirk.

You pull a device out of your pocket that looks a lot like an Atari 2600 controller. You enter a combination of joystick movements and press the button.

The air is filled with the tang of ozone. A ball of energy coalesces in the centre of the room. 7 figures slowly start to materialize.

Eventually the cloud of energy dissipates, revealing the 7 Shinjinators. However, something is different about them...

One of the ribcage Shinjinators is, as before, dressed in the Puppy Boy outfit, evidently from a stint of fighting crime with Kozoman. However, the other Shinjinators, the ones being looked after by Ritsuko, are all dressed with kitty ears, kitty tails, and various silly outfits ranging from maid outfits to shrine-maiden's getup, and everything in between.

There is a long, awkward silence.

You manage to hold back your mixture of disbelief, amusement and shock long enough to give your orders to the Shinjinators.

You point to the barman. "You see him?"

"Yes" respond the Shinjinators simultaneously.

"Twat 'im"

The robots nod, and advance towards the barman. He quivers in fear, trying to sidle away from the murderous mechanoids. However, his escape is cut short when the minigun Shinjinator, who is wearing a qipao and ginger kitty ears, unleashes a hail of bullets, causing him to freeze in place as the wall a few inches away from him is filled with holes.

Then the Shinjinators charge at him and start attacking him in ways that would be silly if they weren't being done so viciously. One of the lens Shinjinators, wearing a sailor suit style school uniform and pink kitty ears, starts beating him with a feather duster. Another, the spine Shinjinator, in a flight attendant outfit with white kitty ears, tickles the barman's abdomen, causing the man to collapse in tickle-induced hysteria fits. He is tickled, slapped, spanked, bonked on the head, force-fed Misato's ramen and curry mixture, wedgied, towel-flicked.

"NO MORE! PLEASE! NO MORE!" wails the barman "I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE TICKLING! PLEASE!"

You take pity on the man, and call your robotic servants off.

"OK, that's enough..." you say, sternly.

"Awww...." moans one of the ribcage Shinjinators, dressed as a Miko (shrine-maiden) with black kitty-ears "I was hoping I could use this..."

He dejectedly puts away his turkey baster.

You walk over to the barman, who is curled up in a ball on the floor.

"In future, don't serve drinks with condoms in them. You dig?" you tell him, sharply.

The man whimpers and scurries away.

"Well, that's that dealt with" says sailor suit Shinjinator "Now, let's get on with the bachelor party!"

The party gets back into full swing, and goes rather well. The resident DJ, DJ Spunky, is far from bad, and Hatsune Miku lends her voice to the performance.

"Well, this all seems to be going rather well!" says Kensuke, the pair of you rocking out on the dance floor with a few members of the Imperial Shinji Harem "The music's great, we have the harem with us, the food is pretty good, drinks aside...I think this is a resounding success!"

"Speaking of harem" you respond "Have you seen Scanty and Kneesock?"

Then you feel someone tapping on your shoulder.

"Erm, not to interrupt the dancing" says Misty "But those 2 demons are doing something...well...come and see for yourself..."

You follow the orange-haired Pokemon trainer, and are rather shocked by what you see.

Scanty and Kneesock are lying on the floor...completely naked...and covered in caviar. Their exact activities are far too rude to be written in detail in a distinguished and cultured story such as this, but you can probably guess what they are doing.

"Oh...oh dear...Umm...What are we going to do? We can't...I mean...Just LOOK..." you stammer, completely lost for words.

"I don't know...Has anyone got any eye bleach?" asks Haruhi.

What do you do?

1: Politely ask the pair to cease their activities,
2: Throw a tablecloth over the amorous demons,
3: Begin filming it,
Or 4: Get Mudkip to hose them in water and hopefully put an end to their incredible lewdness?

Also, I apologize for the shockingly low quality of this update, as well as the long time it took to get it out. I've been busy today, and the update was kind of patched together out of different bits of filler, as I had to keep leaving the computer and coming back to the CYOA.

[Nuclear Lunchbox]

...Isn't three the correct answer here? I mean, if this were real life, that suggestion would be horrendous; but since this is fake, three all the way.

[Justacrazyguy]

333 For future generations!!

[notalive]

3! Though I wonder if Gendo is filming it too. That scheming bastard has his security cams installed throughout the whole Tokyo-3...

[MAGI_01]

3!

[TomasJC]

3.

[Agentomega]

3! Though I wonder if Gendo is filming it too. That scheming bastard has his security cams installed throughout the whole Tokyo-3...

QFT and 3!

[EVAfacepalm]

3.)

You never know when you'll need an incestuous demon sex-tape. Blackmail, gift for Rei, a conversation starter, artistic inspiration, the uses are endless. Just make sure they don't notice you filming.

[sephiros]

Anyone else choose three before reading the choices?

[Agentomega]

Anyone else choose three before reading the choices?

Pfft, yeah.

[Squigsquasher]

You turn to the closest Shinjinator, with a lens eye and a maid costume, complete with brown kitty ears. "Sorry, I need this" you tell him, and steal his camera-eye.

"Need what? I don't...Oh. I see. Or rather, I don't see..." replies the robot, tentatively touching the socket where his eye was.

You fiddle about with the eye camera and eventually locate the buttons. You press the "record" button and point the camera at the...action.

"What...what are you doing?" asks a completely incredulous Haruhi.

"I'm recording the...copulation for Rei. I think she'd like this..." you respond.

You film the action for a good 5 minutes before the 2 demons notice you watching them with a camera and a bulge in your trousers.

"Ahem...do you mind?" says a somewhat miffed Kneesock.

"I was about to say the same thing to you..." you blurt, not properly thinking over what you say.

The demon's faces go bright red. Then you realize that their faces are bright red anyway, and their faces haven't changed at all. In fact, if anything they seem calmer.

"Fair enough...we should probably put some clothes on..." says Scanty, shamefully.

The pair of demons clean the caviar off each other, put their clothing back on, and get back to dancing. The party continues as normal.

After a great deal of dancing, you sit down and have a rest. All this rocking out is leaving you tired.

Touji and Kensuke sit down next to you.

"Hey, Shinji, are you alright?" asks Touji.

"Yeah, I'm fine" you respond "Just a little tired"

Kensuke nods. "Yeah, I feel a little bushed myself. We ought to be going back soon"

You think to yourself for a few moments. Then you turn to Kensuke.

"Say, how do you think we could liven up the party and breathe some life into this dying arc?" you ask him.

Kensuke ponders. "I have a few ideas" he replies.

What do you do to inject some fun into the party?

1: Fill the disco with foam (as in soap foam),
2: Have a pillow fight,
3: Get DJ Spunky and Hatsune Miku to start a Karaoke challenge,
Or 4: Play Strip Poker?

[Nuclear Lunchbox]

I respond with an old saying: Four is best.

[MAGI_01]

^ I have to agree with Nuke here.

4.

[Justacrazyguy]

444

[notalive]

Ah yes, the 'four is best' rule. I've almost forgotten about that thing. Thanks for reminding!

4!