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Postby EvangelionFan » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:00 am

View Original PostLegendary wrote:Toji's sheer awesomeness causes him to recover half his lost life force.

Sounds about right, for Toji.


View Original PostLegendary wrote:Misato hits Maya while drunk driving.

It makes sense that Maya can't dodge stuff... certainly not a car, at least...
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Postby Six Winged Angel » Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:40 am

Rei invites all the children for dinner. Mari couldn't come cause she had to do some lame paperwork for her english college.

Shinji - 150
Asuka - 170
Rei - 135+
Mari - 65-
Misato - 195
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 75
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 85
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Postby Xard » Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:53 am

Shinji - 140-
Asuka - 170
Rei - 135+
Mari - 65-
Misato - 200+
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 75
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 85
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Postby Sanger Zonvolt » Sun Jan 02, 2011 9:38 am

Shinji - 140
Asuka - 170
Rei - 135
Mari - 70
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 65
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 85
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Postby Kendrix » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:06 am

Gendo complains to little Rei about the annoying old hag.
Little Rei grabs a crayon and draws him a pretty picture to cheer him up and gets patted on the head in return.

PenPen has to eat Misato's Cooking because Shinji is out for a synch test.

Shinji - 140
Asuka - 170
Rei - 140
Mari - 70
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 65
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby Nightweaver20xx » Sun Jan 02, 2011 10:26 am

Asuka finds the music videos "Engel" and "Divine" on YouTube and is very flattered.
Kaworu finally realizes he's nothing but a gay plot device.

Shinji - 140
Asuka - 175+
Rei - 140
Mari - 70
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 55-
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby Kendrix » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:12 am

View Original PostNightweaver20xx wrote:Asuka finds the music videos "Engel" and "Divine" on YouTube and is very flattered.


The latter was pretty epic. One of the best I've ever seen.
I wanted to try harvesting the rice

I wanted to hold Tsubame more

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Postby Xard » Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:19 am

View Original PostKendrix wrote:The latter was pretty epic. One of the best I've ever seen.


I think you ment Engel
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Postby supershinjiasukashipper » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:04 pm

Asuka makes Shinji a bowl of ramen. Shinji likes!
Kaworu eats rat poison.

Shinji - 145+
Asuka - 175
Rei - 140
Mari - 70
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 45-
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby Allemann » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:20 pm

Hurt Shinji.
Heal Rei.

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 175
Rei - 145
Mari - 70
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 45-
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby StellarKei » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:31 pm

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 175
Rei - 150
Mari - 70
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 35
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby Bagheera » Sun Jan 02, 2011 12:47 pm

Asuka's delighted by all the support she's received recently.

Mari's bummed because Asuka went and blew up Unit 05.

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 180
Rei - 150
Mari - 60
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 35
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby die-yng » Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:13 pm

Asuka forces Shinji to prepare dinner for her, instead of hanging out with Kaworu.
Kaworu feels his lifeforce ebbing...

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 185+
Rei - 150
Mari - 60
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 25-
Yui - 95
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby Cody MacArthur Fett » Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:27 pm

During the reading of Kyoko's will it is revealed that Misato has been granted full custody of Asuka. The pleases the young pilot.
:asuka_happy:

Afterwards though Misato gets handed a series of legal documents by Yui. She's seized custody of Shinji, and filed a restraining order against Asuka. Misato is livid, and she vows to fight Yui with everything she has. She starts the process by calling in a favor from Maya, and getting FutureTech's crack legion of lawyers on the case. Yui is not pleased.

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 190 +
Rei - 150
Mari - 60
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 25
Yui - 85 -
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby Eric Blair » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:01 pm

In a surprising turn of events, Asuka decides to get an assistant since her work consists of playing farmville, cityville and any other game ending in "ville" in Facebook; that's hard work, she needs someone to bring her a juice. Hello, assistant Shinji.

Kaworu walks through the city at night, killing stray cats in an uncompromising vow to control the feline population; he kills a black cat but didn't realize that was the king of Tokyo-3's stray cat society until he finds a letter written in the blood of the fallen leader. The cats also managed to prank call Pizza hutt to deliver 3000 pepperoni pizzas under Kaworu's name to Rei. Now Kaworu has to pay the pizzas, deal with Rei and look over his shoulder against the vengeance seeking cats. Bummer.

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 195+
Rei - 150
Mari - 60
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 15-
Yui - 85
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby TehDonutKing » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:30 pm

Blowjob for Kaworu
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Fuyutsuki has fallen and he can't get up.
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I feel kinda bad hurting characters that I don't dislike.
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Postby Oz » Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:47 pm

View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:I feel kinda bad hurting characters that I don't dislike.

But you don't mind giving Kaworu a blowjob?
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Postby esselfortium » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:01 pm

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 200 +
Rei - 140 -
Mari - 60
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 135
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 15
Yui - 85
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby Eric Blair » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:05 pm

Adjusting for DonutKing's heal/hurt

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 200 +
Rei - 140 -
Mari - 60
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 125
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 20
Yui - 85
Pen-Pen - 75
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Postby Kaname Langley » Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:23 pm

Shinji - 135
Asuka - 200
Rei - 140 -
Mari - 60
Misato - 200
Kaji - 150
Fuyutsuki - 125
Toji - 110
Hikari - 120
Maya - 145
Kaworu - 10
Yui - 85
Pen-Pen - 80
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