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Discussion of the new series of Evangelion movies ( "Evangelion Shin Gekijōban", meaning "Evangelion: New Theatrical Edition"). The final instalment made its debut in Japan on March 8, 2021.

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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:04 pm

View Original PostTomasJC wrote:(Sorry, some dreams might never be envisioned.)

It's only a disappointment for Kensuke, And I'm glad that he will never be close to an Eva.
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Postby Stan » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:05 pm

View Original PostBrainman wrote:^
I was so stoked about the Asuka images that I didn't realize that was probably Kawrou turning into a mummy and exploding in front of Shinji in the top pics.


Do you think thats Kaworu screaming at the screen? I get how his skin might burn off before he dies, but those red demon eyes and a tongue too long for a human makes me think maybe thats an eva or angel of some sort.

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Postby Electric Sachiel » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:06 pm

Was there a photo posted earlier of a half bald Kaji? If so could someone re-post that concept art?

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Postby Reichu » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:08 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:Eva-09 rocketdildohead what the FUCK

In the screencaps from the movie booklet, Eva-09 does have an actual head (looks like a funky Eva-00). Though what with the weird neck configuration, it seems to be... removable, for some incomprehensible reason? Have to wait and see what the deal is...

Regarding Kaji, I'm wondering if he croaked during the time-skip.

Hoping Eva-13 isn't the product of some ridiculous gattai, and that the fates of Eva-06 and-01 are resolved... in a less retarded manner.

Dunno how far Xard's gotten with translating the latest spoilers. The grammar is so fast and loose that I'm scratching my head at most of it, but I did see a couple of interesting things: two Rei dipping in LCL, and Gendo talking to a giant disembodied Rei head (wtf?) and mentioning the "Ayanami Series" (possibly not an official term; the poster didn't put quotes around it).
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Postby Bagheera » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:08 pm

View Original PostJayfive wrote:"Doin' OK there Baka Shinji? Finished with homo-boy have we? :3"


Space Jesus or no, he's still a lousy lay.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:08 pm

Okay. I just finished reading the entire goddamned thread and I still don't know what the hell Anno's been smoking.

In all my fanfic writing and all my crazy formulations I never dreamt that Anno could take Eva down to this level of insanity. Guess I was wrong.
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Postby Darkwing » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:09 pm

This one definitly has a downer ending compared to 2.0 from the sounds of it. I have to wonder if the tone for 4.0 will be like EOE. Or will Shinji finally be allowed to actually succed for a change?

I have to wonder how this will do at the box office compared to 2.0. The reason I ask is this. 2.0 still had a fairly upbeat ending. You felt good that Shinji had saved Rei. Sure the world almost ended, but you still felt good. This ones ending doesn't seem like it'll feel that way.
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Postby Bagheera » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:09 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:If it's been 14 years Asuka should have gotten over him and hooked up with Toji by now. Perhaps Mari is their future daughter instead. :lol:


If she's managed to last 14 years I like to think she's developed some taste. IOW ditch 'em all and get a real man! :lol:
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Postby classified-zerogoki » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:10 pm

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Postby KingXanaduu » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:14 pm

View Original PostUrsusArctos wrote:Okay. I just finished reading the entire goddamned thread and I still don't know what the hell Anno's been smoking.

In all my fanfic writing and all my crazy formulations I never dreamt that Anno could take Eva down to this level of insanity. Guess I was wrong.


You still have one more movie to go, so you haven't seen anything yet. :toothy:
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Postby IDontWantNoScrub » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:15 pm

As a relatively new fan to Evangelion who never tried to analyze the story of NGE in depth I'm happy that they seem to be going nuts with Rebuild. For tha last few years reading all the speculation...it felt like everyone knew where the story in 3.0 would go based on their knowledge of NGE and now I can just laugh because at the end of the day nobody could have seen this coming.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:16 pm

View Original PostUrsusArctos wrote:In all my fanfic writing and all my crazy formulations I never dreamt that Anno could take Eva down to this level of insanity.
Everyone had taken it as part of the set-up that 3I/Instrumentality/Complementation were just around the corner and that sort of headroom never really arose -- Higher Learning was about the nearest I can think of that moved that boundary away. Getting to impact interruptus and then leaving it unresolved would have felt like cheating.
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Postby Electric Sachiel » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:27 pm

So nobody here has that scan or concept drawing of a half balding Kaji?

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Postby Xard » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:27 pm

View Original PostElectric Sachiel wrote:So nobody here has that scan or concept drawing of a half balding Kaji?


There's no such thing as half-balding Kaji.

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Postby Stan » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:28 pm

View Original PostDarkwing wrote:This one definitly has a downer ending compared to 2.0 from the sounds of it. I have to wonder if the tone for 4.0 will be like EOE. Or will Shinji finally be allowed to actually succed for a change?


Haha Shinji and success are two separate entities that will never coexist or be placed in the same sentence without the word (not) being in the middle~

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Postby Electric Sachiel » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:30 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:There's no such thing as half-balding Kaji.


Really? I guess I confused a concept drawing of a older half bald man on that new WILL-E supership with Kaji.

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Postby FluffyBunny » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:31 pm

View Original PostStan wrote:Haha Shinji and success are two separate entities that will never coexist or be placed in the same sentence without the word (not) being in the middle~

Well he almost succeeded in 2.0. He rescues Rei, thanks her and even comforts her when she apologizes.

(Well, that was then. Now this third "Q" kind of made it a moot point.)

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Postby Reckoner » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:33 pm

This has got to be a joke right.

If even 10% of this is true, this is will be the biggest joke I've ever seen. Jumping the shark doesn't even quite cut it here.
Anno has let us all down.

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Postby Na7e » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:33 pm

Is Kaji even in this movie?

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Postby Clover » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:33 pm

View Original PostNa7e wrote:Is Kaji even in this movie?

Kaji's dead, Asuka.


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