Reichu wrote:No. Mari is really the Wandering Jew, cursed to forever roam the Earth in the body of a moe-moe female middle school student. She's also in league with Audrey II and is spreading cuttings so that the flesh-eating plant might eventually take over the planet.
Shinji is also the reincarnation of a noble hero of Jerusalem, and Asuka is the reincarnation of his primary concubine. The latter got herself stoned to death for being too fiery, and the former, in his misery, found temporary solace with an albino priest. However, this priest then revealed himself to be a messenger of evil, and Shinji's previous self, knowing he would soon be stoned for homosexual deeds, promptly drowned himself at the shore of a lake. (The first shot of 1.0 is an allusion to this.)
What is that, Hawkman or something?
We all know that the real problem is ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TAMARE!