Karma to some of my freinds over at Adroit Labs.
This topic is about how you would take over the world, as you can see from my version at AL, Imused the forces of evil in Middle earth, Daleks, and the entire range of EVA's with me being Bardiel, armed with the LoL flying into battle atop Smaug.
I shall stick to very much the same theme here.
Yes, you can use EVA as part of your battle p[lan, but only roughly 25%.
Happy domination children! Mwahahahahahaha!
Time to take over the world.
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Time to take over the world.
Blah, Blah, Blah, Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
And then we come to the merchandising... facepalm- Mr. Tines
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And then we come to the merchandising... facepalm- Mr. Tines
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1. Infiltrate upper levels of Hollywood and Gainax.
2. Infuse productions with palatable Marxist theory
3. Inflame the proletariat to the point of worldwide armed revolution
4. Emerge as dictator of a world proletariat
5. Spend the rest of my life working on a peaceful transition to true Marxism
6. Retire at age 70 or so, dissolve the government and go out to pasture on a Livonian rye farm with bootleg copies of Evangelion, Bokurano, The Sacrifice and other non-revolutionary pieces of cinema to enjoy prior to my death at 78 or so.
2. Infuse productions with palatable Marxist theory
3. Inflame the proletariat to the point of worldwide armed revolution
4. Emerge as dictator of a world proletariat
5. Spend the rest of my life working on a peaceful transition to true Marxism
6. Retire at age 70 or so, dissolve the government and go out to pasture on a Livonian rye farm with bootleg copies of Evangelion, Bokurano, The Sacrifice and other non-revolutionary pieces of cinema to enjoy prior to my death at 78 or so.
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Every post in Evageeks automaticaly becomes masturbatory material. It's nothing new. ~Justcrazyguy
Ran's persistent irony is a coping mechanism he uses to try and create some understanding of his paradoxical attraction to and disgust of the elitist bourgeois slaughterhouse in which he's forever trapped. --Muggy
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I'd do it in Lelouch's style.
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With ironic T-shirts.
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Eva Facts:
-Gendo's final silenced line to Ritsuko was "I'm going to shoot you now."
-Nagisa Kaworu kills a kitten every time you masturbate.
-Kaji's first and last name was Kaji
Eva Facts:
-Gendo's final silenced line to Ritsuko was "I'm going to shoot you now."
-Nagisa Kaworu kills a kitten every time you masturbate.
-Kaji's first and last name was Kaji
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First of all, I would arm thousands of bears with shotguns. Then, I would get lots of crows to start dropping bombs all over the place. Then, I win or something.
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If you let me, here's what I'll do: I'll take care of you.
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If you let me, here's what I'll do: I'll take care of you.
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I would do it the J_Faulkner way. I'll also change my skin color in the process and gain some sort of English accent with something I'll force someone to invent.
Or maybe the V way...
Or maybe the V way...
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Clearly the Imperialist way is the only way to take over the world.
Pure fascist masturbation that reeks of stupidity.
EDIT:
Oh, wait... that's a joke, right?
Please tell me that was a joke.
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Every post in Evageeks automaticaly becomes masturbatory material. It's nothing new. ~Justcrazyguy
Ran's persistent irony is a coping mechanism he uses to try and create some understanding of his paradoxical attraction to and disgust of the elitist bourgeois slaughterhouse in which he's forever trapped. --Muggy
Vanity of Vanities
Every post in Evageeks automaticaly becomes masturbatory material. It's nothing new. ~Justcrazyguy
Ran's persistent irony is a coping mechanism he uses to try and create some understanding of his paradoxical attraction to and disgust of the elitist bourgeois slaughterhouse in which he's forever trapped. --Muggy
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With my vast array of subtly and tact, I would just nuke all the places I don't like.
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog
I would do it the J_Faulkner way. I'll also change my skin color in the process and gain some sort of English accent with something I'll force someone to invent.
Or maybe the V way...
Clearly the Imperialist way is the only way to take over the world.
These guys are the axis powers of EGF, I think we should have an EGF axis powers anime.
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nanotech, bitches. you may already be conquered and not even know it.
bittersweet ending: episode 24. the angels are gone and mankind is safe... but tokyo-3 has been ruined; Kaji is dead; toji is a cripple; kensuke, hikari, and their families have moved away, taking pen-pen with them; Asuka is catatonic; ritsuko is in prison; Misato is a nervous wreck; Rei is "the third one"; and Shinji is utterly broken psychologically after having to kill the only person who has offered him unconditional love in the course of the whole series. come the movie? don't worry! it gets worse! ~from the source of all wisdom in the world.
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