Come one and come all. Bear witness to an example of colossal human stupidity. If you haven't heard of it yet, you're in for a treat.
The following thread is from the Acurazine forums. There, a now legendary user dissed his wife in with terrible English and grammar. Even by the Internet's standards. That was in post 1. Apparently he didn't log out of his account only to have have his wife stumble upon his ranting. She responded in post 44. Her response is well written and thoughtful as she outlines her case and dumps him on the internet. This all occurred earlier in the month, but, on April 20 it spread like wildfire. Here is an example of what not to do on the internet... EVER.
[url]http://www.acurazine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=770786[/url]
Somethings might be NSFW there. The whole internet and 4chan have been around.
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Man disses wife in a forum, wife leaves him EPICally
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Man disses wife in a forum, wife leaves him EPICally
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I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
Acuras?
Yeah thats an acrura enthusiast forum...dunno why people would be enthusiastic about acuras, but awhile ago there was some fast food commercial talking about how steak enthusiast magazine gave them a good review.
I think we need to have a lung fish enthusiast magazine, cuz fish that breath air are fucking awesome!
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billz1109 wrote:this is crazy i will be laughingstock of azine for the next year wow how did i fuck up this bad........................
and by the way just to make it clear i do provide for my doughter before i do anything with my money i make sure that the baby's need are taking care of.....it took me 3 years just to get thet things that i wanted for my car but it is ok she won this battle............................................ ..
Um, dude. She's leaving you.
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The guy's a faggot/troll. I mean look at his shit car avatar. Spells it out right there.
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That stupid jerk got what he deserved. If you're gonna have a wife and child, take care of them! Hope things go well for "Rachel" wherever she is.
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Joseph the PRPD wrote:How did that stupid thread survive more than three pages?
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80 pages? Seriously?
Over on FARK.com the mod astro from the acura forum showed up once their server ate it the first time around. According to him he and his staff got about 8 months of work in one day. Since it garnered so much attention, and ad revenue, that they nurtured that thread to become the 80+ page giant that it is today.
A lot of people thought that it was fake at first. But, that other forum regulars confirm that he's legitimate and he's been around for awhile [not for much longer though]. So, there's no way he could have pulled off a troll/viral marketing campaign as amazing as this.
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Perhaps a Brik and Mrs. Brik epic showdown?
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It's tempting to say that the guy's a jerk who got what he deserved, but for all we know, the woman could be a total bitch and got what she deserved. Nobody really knows.
I dunno I'm more inclined to believe the lady given that the guy sounded like the king of the doozy bots (what the hell is a douhter?)
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Maybe his wife hit him with a golf club and gave him brain damage which affects his spelling and grammar.
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