The EGF Bartender's Guide
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- fadingreminder
- Sandalphon
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- fadingreminder
- Sandalphon
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Sorry for the double-post, but here's a Christmas update.
The ZapX
The Eric_Blair
I'll post the fadingreminder when I finish the Eric_Blair.
The ZapX
The Eric_Blair
I'll post the fadingreminder when I finish the Eric_Blair.
- i_Love_Asuka
- Clockiel
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my drink:
Blood of my enemies, mixed with Coca Cola and cold Coffee, then add strawberries and a crapload of sugar and finish it with red wine, this to be drank out of a skull!
i might come up with a name later
will have someting to do with Khorne and/or Asuka
EDIT: got name!
this drink is now officially named "Khorne's Finest Red"!
Blood of my enemies, mixed with Coca Cola and cold Coffee, then add strawberries and a crapload of sugar and finish it with red wine, this to be drank out of a skull!
i might come up with a name later
will have someting to do with Khorne and/or Asuka
EDIT: got name!
this drink is now officially named "Khorne's Finest Red"!
"My awesome awesomness is so awesome that no other awesome awesomness in the entire awesome universe of awesome awesomness is that awesome!" - the guy who said it (i was)
"when i ask my girlfriend to act and behave more like Asuka, and she slaps me in the face, does that mean she agrees?" - I_Love_Asuka
"I'm here to love my Asuka and kick ass! and i'm all out of ass..." - rip off of LittleKuriboh
"For someone called "i_Love_Asuka" your pretty hard core" - Defectron
"sorry, i prefer i_Love_Asuka, he's a real man!" - Soljer13
"when i ask my girlfriend to act and behave more like Asuka, and she slaps me in the face, does that mean she agrees?" - I_Love_Asuka
"I'm here to love my Asuka and kick ass! and i'm all out of ass..." - rip off of LittleKuriboh
"For someone called "i_Love_Asuka" your pretty hard core" - Defectron
"sorry, i prefer i_Love_Asuka, he's a real man!" - Soljer13
- fadingreminder
- Sandalphon
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- UrsusArctos
- The Beginning and The End
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^ 
Utterly immoral, but hopelessly hilarious at the same time.
So, what's the best drink and the worst among the ones you tasted?
Utterly immoral, but hopelessly hilarious at the same time.
So, what's the best drink and the worst among the ones you tasted?
Last edited by UrsusArctos on Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:08 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
- fadingreminder
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- Sammaeloo
- Bridge Bunny
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Just wait till Reichu makes a drink. 
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
- Sailor Star Dust
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- Alberto del Rio
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fadingreminder wrote:The Eric_Blair
Sailor Star Dust wrote:The joke at the end of the Fadingreminder was great.
Also, based on the videos it looks like the Zap and Eric are just like their personalities: shock on the outside but smooth on the inside. ;)
I must now meet Fadingreminder in Fanime 2010 and go out and get smashed with him drinking consecutive egf's.
Fade, thanks for trying me out, glad you felt equally repulsed by the initial take, but enjoyed the smooth aftertaste.
Cheers!
In this time of Rebuild, I'm proud to be one of the few fans of the original NGE, and one of the last proud fans of Asuka Langley Soryu.
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Avatar: A fighting boy meets girl on a one night stand, walking into the blue, ending day by day as they dance in a very merry Christmas, continuing on my own as a burning one man force while you come and make my day approaching in the nick of time and always, stand by me.
- birdyofthemoongoddess
- Arael
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Hmm... I guess I'll make one, too.
Here you are:
The Birdy of the Moon Goddess:
1 tea bag of Bigelow's Tasty Tangerine Tea
Boiling water from a kettle (don't just microwave the water -___-)
2 tablespoons of Blue Agave nectar
Somebody's stirring up trouble!
Let cool for about 7 minutes.
Yum.
(This is because I don't drink alcohol.)
Here you are:
The Birdy of the Moon Goddess:
1 tea bag of Bigelow's Tasty Tangerine Tea
Boiling water from a kettle (don't just microwave the water -___-)
2 tablespoons of Blue Agave nectar
Somebody's stirring up trouble!
Let cool for about 7 minutes.
Yum.
(This is because I don't drink alcohol.)
Last edited by birdyofthemoongoddess on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:50 am, edited 2 times in total.
Fade wanted my drink to be an actually drink he could drink and not go to jail for, so together we came up one that actually fits my character quite well if you consider each component.
The Sachi:
40% Jack Daniels
40% Sake
20% Pepsi
And add a cherry or two for added jail time.
The Sachi:
40% Jack Daniels
40% Sake
20% Pepsi
And add a cherry or two for added jail time.
Last edited by Sachi on Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:47 am, edited 2 times in total.
- Sammaeloo
- Bridge Bunny
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^ You should make a Saki sake too.
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
- fadingreminder
- Sandalphon
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Decided to make a new video tonight. Only one video tonight since I'm on a budget lately, sorry guys.
The Anti-Goth
NSFW, language.
The Anti-Goth
NSFW, language.
- Fazmotron
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Very cool Fad. I'll start experimenting and come up with "The Fazmotron" as soon as I can. Kekekekeke.
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- BrikHaus
- Dokutah Tenma
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Fading reminder, this is by far the best thread in the history of EGF. Keep up the awesome work. Oh, and nice BrikHaus/Reichu joke.
Awesomely Shitty
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
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