They Fight Crime!!!!

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Postby Themaninblack » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:37 pm

He's a lonely zombie shaman for the 21st century. She's a bloodthirsty extravagent college professor prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!


http://www.theyfightcrime.org/

Check it, its funny as hell! :kawaii:
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Postby NemZ » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:46 pm

He's a notorious vegetarian senator with no name. She's a green-fingered insomniac hooker descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

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Postby MatrixRefugee » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:03 pm

He's an unconventional sweet-toothed messiah looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a psychotic red-headed mechanic looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

If the girl was a coyote shape-shifter as well, I would have thought, "Ooh, Mercy Thompson??"
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Postby Defectron » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:41 pm

You know I've been looking for a short story concept to make into a comic, this might just give me the concept I've been looking for.
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Postby Soljer13 » Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:48 pm

He's a suave moralistic dog-catcher looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a transdimensional communist Valkyrie from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!
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Postby Smothmoth » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:05 pm

He's an obese umbrella-wielding hairdresser gone bad. She's a green-fingered bisexual advertising executive fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

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Postby Defectron » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:07 pm

He's a fiendish crooked inventor looking for 'the Big One.' She's a foxy Bolivian Hell's Angel with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

He's a suave overambitious master criminal from the 'hood. She's a time-travelling belly-dancing angel from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

He's an impetuous native American filmmaker on his last day in the job. She's a sarcastic psychic fairy princess with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

He's a fast talking voodoo shaman looking for 'the Big One.' She's a radical junkie angel on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!


These four are pretty good, I'm kinda leaning towards the second one for my short comic concept
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Postby Xeroko » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:16 pm

He's a hate-fuelled day-dreaming astronaut who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a green-fingered cat-loving pearl diver who can talk to animals. They fight crime!
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Postby honsou » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:35 pm

He's a maverick neurotic messiah with no name. She's a pregnant French-Canadian college professor descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

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Postby Rock-Slash » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:41 pm

He's a gun-slinging moralistic firefighter on the wrong side of the law. She's a green-fingered punk vampire from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

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Postby DatDude » Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:46 pm

He's a war-weary hunchbacked cyborg haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a supernatural wisecracking fairy princess with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!
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Postby Cypher » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:02 am

He's a world-famous native American househusband on a mission from God. She's a high-kicking insomniac pearl diver who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

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Postby Captain_Morgan » Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:03 am

He's a time-tossed sweet-toothed romance novelist living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a pregnant foul-mouthed angel living on borrowed time. They fight crime!

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Postby Holy Diver » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:23 am

He's a leather-clad gay grifter living undercover at Ringling Bros. Circus. She's a warm-hearted nymphomaniac fairy princess with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!

He's an oversexed hunchbacked librarian who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a scantily clad impetuous mechanic with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!

(I can't imagine male librarians being "oversexed".)
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:24 am

He's an immortal voodoo jungle king looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a wealthy kleptomaniac college professor from beyond the grave They fight crime!
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Postby Teague » Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:28 am

He's a benighted day-dreaming senator from the 'hood. She's a wealthy thirtysomething barmaid with a birthmark shaped like Liberty's torch. They fight crime!


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Postby CorporalChaos » Sat Oct 03, 2009 3:17 pm

He's a genetically engineered day-dreaming paranormal investigator with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a mentally unstable cigar-chomping doctor with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!
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Postby Orphan Of Darkness » Sat Oct 03, 2009 5:28 pm

Lol~

He's a fast talking voodoo dog-catcher moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a scantily clad cat-loving vampire from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!
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Postby Alaska Slim » Sat Oct 03, 2009 6:03 pm

He's a fiendish Jewish grifter possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a sharp-shooting paranoid research scientist who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

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Postby SaltyJoe » Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:46 am

He's a war-weary zombie barbarian on the run. She's a strong-willed gypsy fairy princess descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!
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