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I want one of those.
Meanwhile, The Onion strikes in Bangladesh and some idiot mistakes a prop of the Halo sniper rifle for an AK-47.
Meanwhile, The Onion strikes in Bangladesh and some idiot mistakes a prop of the Halo sniper rifle for an AK-47.
Rebuild of Evangelion 1.0: YOU ARE (NOT) ALONE -My fanfic. COMPLETE, HAHA! 2/25/08.
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Nigecha dame da...
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2.0: YOU ARE (NOT) WORTHLESS: Updated (!!) 7/14/08
Nigecha dame da...
"Kaworu is not a character. Kaworu is a plot device. Kaworu sucks." -Reichu
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I am tired of these moh fuckin snakes on my moh fucking wall
Snake with foot discovered.
The comment that me lol wrote:That woman beating the snake to death was gods way of saying "I said no legs!
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Its old but. Shamwow guy beats up hooker.
[url]http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/08/even-shamwow-couldnt-clean-this-mess/5[/url]
He should've wiped himself off with a shamwow....
[url]http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/08/even-shamwow-couldnt-clean-this-mess/5[/url]
He should've wiped himself off with a shamwow....
Seize the day.....by the throat....
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
I hate mcdonalds because their mascot is a creepy spooky clown who looks like he smells funny. Seriously every time I see ronald I think he's secretly some sort of rapist who turns people into hamburgers. Also their food sucks. -Defectron
Our plumbing is messed up and my dad will not call anybody because he's a cheap asshole. Fuck you old man, fucking call someone. Some of us want to stay sanitary. -backseatjesus
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Colbert needs to comment on this, it has his name written all over it
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Weekend/bear-invasion-aspen-sees-tenfold-increase-bear-sightings/Story?id=8679626&page=1
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Weekend/bear-invasion-aspen-sees-tenfold-increase-bear-sightings/Story?id=8679626&page=1
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Famously dubbed the "Asshole of Internets", /b/, 4chan, is home to trolls, faggots, furries, camwhores and, for majority of a year, pedos.
Moralfags fight back as scarce delicious cake causes bears to disrupt community.
(More Illegal Photos)
"Pedobears are emblematic of the /b/ community," said /b/ resident Dave. "They are wild, leceherous, horny creatures that are awesome, yet you keep your distance ... the twisted beauty and the fear is what makes it so fascinating."
Fascinating, but this year, it's a dangerous problem. /b/ moralfags report a nearly tenfold increase in the number of Pedobear sightings in 4chan. Police experts think that a moist spring caused a delicious cake shortage, forcing hungry pedobears to wander into town in search of lolis.
I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE
Moralfags fight back as scarce delicious cake causes bears to disrupt community.
(More Illegal Photos)
"Pedobears are emblematic of the /b/ community," said /b/ resident Dave. "They are wild, leceherous, horny creatures that are awesome, yet you keep your distance ... the twisted beauty and the fear is what makes it so fascinating."
Fascinating, but this year, it's a dangerous problem. /b/ moralfags report a nearly tenfold increase in the number of Pedobear sightings in 4chan. Police experts think that a moist spring caused a delicious cake shortage, forcing hungry pedobears to wander into town in search of lolis.
I AM SO SORRY FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE
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The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
Not knowing that Monk is bi is like not knowing the Pope is Catholic - ZapX
You're either really bad at interpreting jokes or really good at pretending you are and I have no idea which.-Monk Ed
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!(<-link to lunacy)...Taste me, if you can bear it. (Warning: Language NSFW)
The main point of idiocy is for the smart to have their lulz. Without human idiocy, trolling would not exist, and that's uncool, since a large part of my entertainment consists of mocking the absurdity and dumbassery of the world, especially the Internet.-MaggotMaster
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I support this btw, despite my pervy instincts saying "NOOOOO!!"
http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20090929tufts_university_bans_nookie_if_roomie_is_present/srvc=home&position=0
http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/view/20090929tufts_university_bans_nookie_if_roomie_is_present/srvc=home&position=0
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Things are so much better in the land of the free!
Funny you should say that...Xard wrote:Fascinating, but this year, it's a dangerous problem. /b/ moralfags report a nearly tenfold increase in the number of Pedobear sightings
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