EvaGeeks Deathmatch

[TriLink]

Why was I mentioned?

Because you've become a well known figure around the boards during your short stay here.

Or I wil just spell it out again

I don't have to explain why this is funny, do I?

[Themaninblack]

Or I wil just spell it out again

I don't have to explain why this is funny, do I?

I loled

[Hunter21]

Round 3

Maggot Master vs. Sailor Star Dust -Not even a contest.
Ornette vs. BrikHaus - Sorry Brik but you're just BrikHaus and he's ORNETTE. You can't compete with that.
Reichu vs. Chee -Another no contest.

[Omegagouki]

SSD, Brik, Reichu. That is all.

[Sailor Star Dust]

SSD asphyxiates Maggot Master in the name of love, justice, and the Sailor Scout way.

Senshi=Solider or Warrior. No "Scout" PLEASE, it brings back horrible(?) memories of the crappy DIC and Cloverway dubs. ;

Anyway:

Round 3

Maggot Master vs. Sailor Star Dust: Not voting out of principle.

Ornette vs. BrikHaus: Tie. While Ornette can ban and puke over Brik, Brik can turn the tide by refusing to remove Ornette's liver if/when he needs it. :o

Reichu vs. Chee: As much as I love Rei-chan, me thinks Chee's insanity of Segata Sanshiro, Bill Cosby, Wagner, Nietzsche, and others drives the Naked Eva Army to impale their cores "EoE Harpies with Replica-Spears" style.

[Ornette]

I may be saved: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article3099320.ece

[Tokpile Quohog]

I may be saved: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article3099320.ece

Sweet. No more reason to stay away from liquor for me.

[brainDamage]

I may be saved: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article3099320.ece

Good Find! (Runs out of apartment to buy a twelve-pack...)

[fadingreminder]

Looks like SSD is on her way to another clean sweep victory...

SSD
Brik
Reichu

[MaggotMaster]

Maggot Master vs. Shin-seiki

I've been keeping this handy for just this sort of situation:

Che was worthless, it's a good thing that batshit insane loco bastard is dead

BTW I'm not voting anything because I'm gay, black, jewish, impotent, left-handed and a communist

[The Imperialist]

I shall just contribute, and say this:
SSD, for she has been nice to me, and I am generally suspicious of extreme-left wing sympathisers.
Hmmm, I would be tempted to say Ornette, but is kind of looking at me like some parasite, but Brik is just sprouting things, and ruined a few decent threads, so to put these into balance, I would say Ornette. (I bet this whole thing is rigged anyway for Brik to win)
Now, this is a tough one. Reichu has been good to me, (where is your help in times like this *sob*), Chee has been a good fellow Wagnerite… (and sympathetic). I cannot decide.

[Sailor Star Dust]

BTW I'm not voting anything because I'm gay, black, jewish, impotent, left-handed and a communist

*Ahem* I'm left-handed too!

God, MaggotMaster, THINK about what you post next time so you don't offend somebody! (I'm joking in case it isn't apparent.)

Oh, and sorry about apparently kicking your ass.

"Nothing personal." :twisted:

@ Brik: I'm now curious if you're going to have a Round of me vs Reichu. If that's the case, something tells me she'd win, or it'd be a tie. ;

[The Imperialist]

Well, if it makes you feel better, I used to be left handed, so I am kind of ambidextrous. Well, ‘break a neck…sorry, leg’ to you people. This is like, a kakutougi. I LIKE it. Too bad no cash is betted upon.

[MaggotMaster]

BTW I'm not voting anything because I'm gay, black, jewish, impotent, left-handed and a communist

*Ahem* I'm left-handed too!

God, MaggotMaster, THINK about what you post next time so you don't offend somebody! (I'm joking in case it isn't apparent.)

Actually I'm left-handed for real, hth

[Sailor Star Dust]

I think MaggotMaster and I will be tied due to our awesome SOUTH PAW POWER!

@ Imperialist: The only thing that sucks about being left-handed is having to write in Kanji since that's intended for righties.

[The Imperialist]

No, you shall win SSD. If you don’t, I shall have to commit seppuku. On a serious note, I was forced to become right handed, as in Japan, holding chopsticks in the left hand is considered rude, and writing with the left hand is rude, and impractical.

[MaggotMaster]

No, you shall win SSD. If you don’t, I shall have to commit seppuku. On a serious note, I was forced to become right handed, as in Japan, holding chopsticks in the left hand is considered rude, and writing with the left hand is rude, and impractical.

that's a pretty backwards way of thinking

albeit yeah, writing in Japanese is probably impractical if you do it with your left hand

[The Imperialist]

I may be backward, but I believe in honour, and I was joking.

[Sailor Star Dust]

Bumped due to the fact Brik-kun never posted the results of Round 3.

Hop to it, man! Who wins and why?

Also, I say there should at least be two more rounds then the Deathmatch could be called quits.

[UrsusArctos]

I think it's obvious who the winners are- you, Ornette, and Reichu. And in the three-way battle, Reichu wins out because she and Aaron practically own the site.