How old are you? Where are you from? What gender are you?

[Ripple_in_Eternity]

Height: 6'3"
Weight: 150 pounds
Age: 16 in one month
do the math with those three...
Gender: Male
Religious beliefs: I am my own god.
Pirate or ninja: I've been both, I prefer being a ninja because you can sleep on the ceiling.
Favorite non-eva movie: Gattaca
Favorite sport to play: Canadian football
Favorite sport to watch: highschool girl's volleyball
Sexual orientation: I just answered that with my last two answers.
Fighting style: kill first, clean later
Favorite weapon: 30" forearm dual claws(home made)
Favorite musicians: Angra, Edguy, Dragonforce
Any questions?

[KingSpider]

Age: 15
Gender: M
Weight: 135 lbs.
Height: 5'7"
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Nerd
Sexual orientation: Straight
Location: Florida
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninjas
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Coke or Pepsi?: Dr Pepper all the way
Dogs or Cats?:Cats
Hobbies: Internet, video games, drawing, watching anime, reading manga
Favorite non-Eva anime: Naruto
Favorite artist/band: My Chemical Romance

[Gendo2.0]

age: 19
Gender: M
Weight: 240-250
Height: 6foot 1
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Otaku/ redneck
Sexual orientation: Straight
Location: TEXAS
Pirates or Ninjas?: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Chocolate
Coke or Pepsi?: RC/ dew
Dogs or Cats?: Dogs
Hobbies: Internet, Cars, girls, anime.... working on cars
Favorite non-Eva anime: ummm FLCL, love hina and some tenchi
Favorite artist/band: IDK, i got a lot of stuff off on NGAP

[The Eva Monkey]

Age: 23
Gender: Male
Weight: 135
Height: 5'10
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Geek
Sexual orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Happily taken.
Location: Baltimore, MD
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninja
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Peanut butter
Coke or Pepsi?: Mountain Dew
Dogs or Cats?: KITTY!
Hobbies: Eva, Art, Film/Video, Web Design, Writing.
Favorite non-Eva anime: Millennium Actress
Favorite artist/band: VNV Nation (Currently)

[Omegagouki]

May as well give more stats.

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Weight: 220
Height: 5' 9"
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Gamey artistic geek.
Sexual orientation: Bi, leaning towards women.
Relationship Status: Single and bored with it.
Location: Silver City, NM
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninja pirates!
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Either
Coke or Pepsi?: Pepsi/Dr Pepper
Dogs or Cats?: Cats and foxes.
Hobbies: Video games, drawing, web piracy, writing.
Favorite non-Eva anime: Azumanga Daioh, Digimon
Favorite artist/band: Hard to choose.

[MaggotMaster]

Age: Old enough to wipe my own ass
Gender: M
Weight: DESPITE WHAT THE IDEA YOU MIGHT GET OF ME AS A FATASS BASEMENT SCARY INTERNET FAGGOT NERD I ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO BE RATHER THIN, WHICH IS EITHER GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE SUBJECTIVE CONCEPT OF "BEAUTY", BUT SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK CARES ACTUALLY JUST IMAGINE ME AS THE ARBITER IN MY AVATAR AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL
Height: Average
Lefty or Righty?: Who cares
Social Status: NIGGER JEW
Sexual orientation: I am sexually attracted to computer screens and to the unguaranteed, unnecessary use of racial slurs
Location: INTERNET
Pirates or Ninjas?: HAHA LOOK AT ME I'M SO WACKY WITH THIS OLD FUCKING SHIT I EVEN EDIT UNCYCLOPEDIA DURRRRRRRRRRRR POP CULTURE REFFERENCES HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chocolate or Vanilla?: fgfsfgsfdsgs
Coke or Pepsi?: drgahdagshgsdfshgfsgfrhgf
Dogs or Cats?:fnsshfshsagdao9s87y2
Hobbies: d0w4jsabcsyi22'0
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[Trigger's Elysium]

lol, 2007 posts, leik this year oll

[Sailor Star Dust]

Age: Old enough to wipe my own ass
Gender: M
Weight: DESPITE WHAT THE IDEA YOU MIGHT GET OF ME AS A FATASS BASEMENT SCARY INTERNET FAGGOT NERD I ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO BE RATHER THIN, WHICH IS EITHER GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE SUBJECTIVE CONCEPT OF "BEAUTY", BUT SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK CARES ACTUALLY JUST IMAGINE ME AS THE ARBITER IN MY AVATAR AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL

Acutally I had a mental picture of you looking like that weird green/red faced screaming...guy you had as your avatar for a while. ^^;
Hehe...."old enough to wipe my old ass"...these forums wouldn't be the same without you, buddy! :mrgreen:

Sexual orientation: Bi, leaning towards women.

Niiice....Wa-wa-wa-whee-wa! /Boart
Guys are cute though...Well, some. :roll: (I go for personality of people as opposed to looks!)

Anyhow, I felt like I was gonna add some more stuff about myself, but I can't remember what now.
Um...I write fanfiction (So far just Sailormoon and Eva) when not busy with the semi-evilness (only evil because of TEH MATH) that is College!
*thunder claps* I currently attend the College's Underground Base referenced in Redeath...which cracked me up when I saw that. (I guess the people that made that are from the Bay Area then??)

Oh yeah, and Strong Bad kicks ass. :mrgreen:


btw, that Mythology of Eva Part 2 on the radio blog's some weird shit. Is Greenfield just pulling that information out of his ass or something? ;

[Space Penis]

Age: Old enough to wipe my own ass
Gender: M
Weight: DESPITE WHAT THE IDEA YOU MIGHT GET OF ME AS A FATASS BASEMENT SCARY INTERNET FAGGOT NERD I ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO BE RATHER THIN, WHICH IS EITHER GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE SUBJECTIVE CONCEPT OF "BEAUTY", BUT SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK CARES ACTUALLY JUST IMAGINE ME AS THE ARBITER IN MY AVATAR AND EVERYTHING WILL BE COOL
Height: Average
Lefty or Righty?: Who cares
Social Status: NIGGER JEW
Sexual orientation: I am sexually attracted to computer screens and to the unguaranteed, unnecessary use of racial slurs
Location: INTERNET
Pirates or Ninjas?: HAHA LOOK AT ME I'M SO WACKY WITH THIS OLD FUCKING SHIT I EVEN EDIT UNCYCLOPEDIA DURRRRRRRRRRRR POP CULTURE REFFERENCES HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chocolate or Vanilla?: fgfsfgsfdsgs
Coke or Pepsi?: drgahdagshgsdfshgfsgfrhgf
Dogs or Cats?:fnsshfshsagdao9s87y2
Hobbies: d0w4jsabcsyi22'0
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HI, I'M MAGGOT MASTER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF OH GOD WHAT THE HELL INDUSTRIES

[Master]

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Weight: 165
Height: 5'10
Lefty or Righty?: Righty
Social Status: Jedi Knight and part-time AC Pilot
Sexual orientation: Straight
Relationship Status: Unsingle, but could use more sex. lol
Location: Walatowa, NM
Pirates or Ninjas?: Ninja
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Banana Split
Coke or Pepsi?: ROOT BEER
Dogs or Cats?: My little Toff (kitten)
Hobbies: Sculpture, Reading, X-crountry, V-Games, Stuff
Favorite non-Eva anime: Thats Treason to ask such a thing
Favorite artist/band: System of a Down

[Titus]

OMG.

Is it just me...or is this topic on topic for the first time...ever?

Spamnation ftw!

[CyborgZeta]

Age: 17
Gender: Male
Weight: I dunno. Light?
Height: 6'2
Left or Right Handed: Right
Social Status: Cyborg, Gamer, Mech Pilot.
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship: Never had one.
Location: Earth
Pirates or Ninjas: Ninja
Chocolate or Vanilla: Cookies n' Creme
Coke or Pepsi: Sprite
Dogs or Cats: Dogs
Hobbies: Gaming, Anime + Manga, Reading History/Sci-Fi
Favorite Anime Period?: Eureka Seven
Favorite Artist/Band: Romantic Mode

[Mundane]

Age: 15
Gender: Male
Weight: 150 I think.
Height: 6"4
Left or Right Handed: Right
Social Status: Guitarist?
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Relationship: None
Location: WASHINGTON
Pirates or Ninjas: Pirates
Chocolate or Vanilla: I don't like either, but I have to go with Vanilla.
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Dogs or Cats: Cats
Hobbies: Games, Guitar
Favorite non-Eva Anime ?: Elfen Lied
Favorite Artist/Band: Death

[TriLink]

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Weight: 180
Height: 6"0
Left or Right Handed: Right
Social Status: Milk Boy
Sexual Orientation: I like cows...
Relationship: None
Location: OHIO
Pirates or Ninjas: Ninjas, they could kick a pirates ass
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Dogs or Cats: Doggies!
Hobbies: When I get some worth mentioning I'll let you know
Favorite non-Eva Anime ?: Chrono Crusade
Favorite Artist/Band: Rammstein/Linkin Park

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

Location: Check my profile
Age: 22
Western Sign: Taurus
Chinese Sign: Tiger
Sex: Male
Ethincity: Mixed Western/Northern European (more than half Celtic, around a third Gaulish, and pinches of Norse and Anglo-Saxon)
Sex...ual Preferences: Kinsey-0
Religious Preferences: Christian with Amralydist, Bereanian, Existentialist and Thnetopsychist Leanings
Political Preferences: Independent Noncomformist (Generally Center-Right, However)
Relationship Status: Single... and Looking 8)
Social Status: Mildly Geeky Artistic All-Around Good Guy
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 260 lbs.
Lefty or Righty: Righty
Pirates or Ninjas: Ninjas :twisted:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Coke or Pepsi: Dr. Pepper Original Formula
Dogs or Cats: Dogs
Interests: Art [Writing, Drawing, Music (Anything Involving Being Creative)]
Favorite non-Eva anime: Tie Between Bleach, Ghost in the Shell, Trinity Blood, Eureka Seven currently
Favorite singer/band: Pink Floyd
Favorite movie: Back to the Future
Favorite TV show: 24

[SEELE 08]

Sweetheart I love your name. As a student of Political Science I applaud.

[Reichu]

Here's an expanded profile incorporating various categories added by folks:

Age: 24.4 (and getting older)
Weight: Less than it was a year ago.
Height: 5'10"
Sex: XX
Gender: I reject societal values, so who knows.
Location: My mom's basement (so to speak), some podunk corner of northern NJ.
Occupation: PT college student, PT aide-person at a physical therapy clinic, FT reclusive geek
Social Status: I don't think I have one.
Sexual Status: Get to know me better and you'll find out, sugar.
Dietary Habits: Kein Fleisch für mich.
Political Preference: Politics is such bullshit.
Native Tongue: American English
Favorite Non-Native Languages: Japanese, German, Latin

Lefty or Righty?: Dexter
Pirates or Ninjas?: Pirates. There is no such word as "ninjas".
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Mint Chocolate Chip.
Coke or Pepsi?: Dr. Pepper. (Or Root Beer. Or Cream.)
Snickers or Milky Way?: Three Musketeers
Dogs or Cats?: Both are good, but birds are better. You can teach them to make Pokemon noises. And because they're part of the Dinosauria, which is awesome.
Macross or Gundam?: lol mechas
Whiskey or Vodka?: "I don't drink..." </Odo>


I'll add more later, just for lulz...
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And now, updated information! 24, male, still living in the same place, my life still isn't all too interesting. Ho hum.

For some reason, I thought you were my junior by some years, Z. Damn Internets.

<MaggotMaster idiocy>

Acutally I had a mental picture of you looking like that weird green/red faced screaming...guy you had as your avatar for a while. ^^;

Yeah, so did I. It goes along so perfectly with the "image" he ... "projects". IMHO.

[Fearthebait]

Age: 16, almost 17
Weight: somewhere about 100 but below being fat
Height: 5'10"
Sex: yes?
Gender: Male
Location: Dark loft of my house in Mesa, AZ
Occupation: HS :(
Social Status: N/A
Sexual Status: WTB
Native Tongue: American English
Favorite Non-Native Languages: Japanese
Lefty or Righty?: Ambi
Pirates or Ninjas?: Pirates. What could be better?
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
Coke or Pepsi?: Sprite
Dogs or Cats?: dogs
Macross or Gundam?: Eva
Whiskey or Vodka?: no drinking

[C4]

Age: 19
Weight: 200
Height: 5'11
Sex: External reproductive organ, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Gender: Well, whenever I get a bloody noise, I seem to enjoy it more than normal people, and I scratch myself a lot, if that means anything.
Location: VA
Occupation: College Student, and during breaks I sell electronics and firearms.
Social Status: Loner(and loving it)
Sexual Status: Single and Straight(Or perhaps, the better term would be, "not looking")
Dietary Habits: Whatever they're serving in the Caf that day; I went vegan twice, and got sick both times. I love to cook, though.
Political Preference: Nope, not dealing with it. Nope, not at all.
Native Tongue: English, though people always claim that I've got a weird accent.(Some people say it sounds like Philly, Boston, New York, country, English, it's all over the place.)
Favorite Non-Native Languages: Japanese, French, always wanted to learn German, and maybe Italian.
Lefty or Righty?: Throw up a right hand for black power.
Pirates or Ninjas?: I'd much rather be a ninja, but at least three different people have said that I'm "swarthy", so I guess I'd be a pilot.
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate chip cookie dough
Coke or Pepsi?: Coke. Fuck Pepsi.
Snickers or Milky Way?: Snickers, if Reese's isn't a choice.
Dogs or Cats?: I've had both, but I've only loved my dogs.
Macross or Gundam?: Um... Jesus, I don't know, Gundam?
Whiskey or Vodka?: My list of favorite spirits go in this order, from most to least favorite: whiskey, tequila, brandy, rum, vodka, gin.(Though I've always wanted to give gin another chance. I like a good martini, but a gin and tonic doesn't do it for me.)

[Kyle]

If this goes on any further somone could easily track you all down and kill you all.Wich is why im compiling all this personal infromations in a paper folder in a 3" thick fire proof safe in a non disclosed location guarded by a platoon of MP eva's and an old lady with a shotgun.