I think that's the equivalent of the Livre Jaune (yellow book) series published in France. A few half-truths thrown-in with a bunch of manure designed to appeal to gullible people who have no working knowledge of history. Worthy of being filed alongside the David Icke material as glorified doorstops.
So, who's into conspiracy theories?
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I think that's the equivalent of the Livre Jaune (yellow book) series published in France. A few half-truths thrown-in with a bunch of manure designed to appeal to gullible people who have no working knowledge of history. Worthy of being filed alongside the David Icke material as glorified doorstops.
Jesus was the last true native of this planet. We're the aliens.
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These are true real facts:
They have that public feud going on, but every once in a while Grant Morrison and Alan Moore begrudgingly team-up with each other to battle secret cults that worship dark gods. Their witty banter is amusing. Moore is also super tsundere.
Rasputin's pickled penis is the key to a hell gate. Like, literally a key. You stick it in there and turn it and everything. Once in hell, you can choose to return it to its owner or throw it into a bottomless burning pit as he watches. Do you go Paragon or Renegade? Which is which?
Alan Moore is distantly related to Grigori Rasputin.
Women derive more pleasure from lovemaking than men.
They have that public feud going on, but every once in a while Grant Morrison and Alan Moore begrudgingly team-up with each other to battle secret cults that worship dark gods. Their witty banter is amusing. Moore is also super tsundere.
Rasputin's pickled penis is the key to a hell gate. Like, literally a key. You stick it in there and turn it and everything. Once in hell, you can choose to return it to its owner or throw it into a bottomless burning pit as he watches. Do you go Paragon or Renegade? Which is which?
Alan Moore is distantly related to Grigori Rasputin.
Women derive more pleasure from lovemaking than men.
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Conspiracy theories eh? I'm all for this.
- The Jews/Rothschilds/Rockerfellers/Illuminati are in fact running the world from behind the scenes- simply because they own everything and have large sums of money. Their only goal is to continue having loads of money and to remain at the top of the economic food chain, as opposed to any "population control/aliens" bullshit. The ones you really have to watch out for are the government, as they DO have cause to try and control the population. TLDR: The Jewish Conspiracy is real, but very, very boring, and ultimately inconsequential.
- Stonehenge is actually the remains of a massive ancient computer powered by ritual sacrifices used to contact the Old Ones/Chaos Gods/First Ancestral Race/Incubators. The barriered-off mounds dotted around the site contain boneheaps hiding the missing components needed to re-activate it again.
- Ebola-chan is a real entity- to be precise, she is merely a vector for a far greater being that has taken on the identity as a means to gather followers. Once the Ebola cult is no more, she/it will simply adopt a new identity.
- Anti-intellectualists (radical liberals/SJWs, extremist conservative, etc) are the puppets of a Demiurge, dedicated to the stagnation of human evolution and technological progress. Nobody is actually conspiring with it because nobody is aware they are under its thrall- it is fuelled by ignorance rather than worship, and thus can operate without anyone being aware of its existance.
- The Jews/Rothschilds/Rockerfellers/Illuminati are in fact running the world from behind the scenes- simply because they own everything and have large sums of money. Their only goal is to continue having loads of money and to remain at the top of the economic food chain, as opposed to any "population control/aliens" bullshit. The ones you really have to watch out for are the government, as they DO have cause to try and control the population. TLDR: The Jewish Conspiracy is real, but very, very boring, and ultimately inconsequential.
- Stonehenge is actually the remains of a massive ancient computer powered by ritual sacrifices used to contact the Old Ones/Chaos Gods/First Ancestral Race/Incubators. The barriered-off mounds dotted around the site contain boneheaps hiding the missing components needed to re-activate it again.
- Ebola-chan is a real entity- to be precise, she is merely a vector for a far greater being that has taken on the identity as a means to gather followers. Once the Ebola cult is no more, she/it will simply adopt a new identity.
- Anti-intellectualists (radical liberals/SJWs, extremist conservative, etc) are the puppets of a Demiurge, dedicated to the stagnation of human evolution and technological progress. Nobody is actually conspiring with it because nobody is aware they are under its thrall- it is fuelled by ignorance rather than worship, and thus can operate without anyone being aware of its existance.
Here lies Squigsquasher.
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The United States is fighting a secret war against time-travelling raptors. These time travelling raptors control everything and make sure that they are hidden. They caused the Crusades and the French Revolution. Recently, they caused 9/11 and blamed al Quaeda because they were jealous of Bin Laden's awesome beard. When Seal Team 6 killed Bin Laden, they discovered that it was actually the time-travelling raptors that destroyed the Twin Towers, we began a war on two fronts. One is in the present, where we're secretly taking down the raptors. The other is in the past, where we're trying to ensure that the dinosaurs go extinct before they develop time travel. We killed the raptor leader, Big Boss, but they wanted his body. We hid it on a Malaysian aircraft, because Malaysians can't tell the difference between a dead raptor king and a Canadian. Sadly, they don't know how to fly a plane either. They were taken into the past by the raptors when they crashed, and are being held with Amelia Earhart, in an underground bunker deep below Shamballa.
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Here's one a patient told me the other day, and he, of course, absolutely believes it:
President Obama is instituting Sharia Law in Texas, so he can have a court outside of U.S. government purvue by which to sentence his political enemies to a life of imprisonment in FEMA concentration camps. Once his political enemies are tucked away, he will expand this to everyone who does not agree with his political views. Oh, and by the way, THIS IS ALREADY HAPPENING, I HAVE TALKED TO SEVERAL PEOPLE IN HIGH PLACES WHO CONFIRM THAT THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING ON.
I would crank up the Risperdal, but there's no point. He's not delusional, he's a cranky, old man who hates the government and hates Obama because he's black. He wants to believe the most ridiculous things about the president because he's a racist.
President Obama is instituting Sharia Law in Texas, so he can have a court outside of U.S. government purvue by which to sentence his political enemies to a life of imprisonment in FEMA concentration camps. Once his political enemies are tucked away, he will expand this to everyone who does not agree with his political views. Oh, and by the way, THIS IS ALREADY HAPPENING, I HAVE TALKED TO SEVERAL PEOPLE IN HIGH PLACES WHO CONFIRM THAT THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING ON.
I would crank up the Risperdal, but there's no point. He's not delusional, he's a cranky, old man who hates the government and hates Obama because he's black. He wants to believe the most ridiculous things about the president because he's a racist.
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-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
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Among the people who use the Internet, many are obtuse. Because they are locked in their rooms, they hang on to that vision which is spreading across the world. But this does not go beyond mere ‘data’. Data without analysis [thinking], which makes you think that you know everything. This complacency is nothing but a trap. Moreover, the sense of values that counters this notion is paralyzed by it.
And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
This is why I quit teaching.
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
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Huh...Sharia law in Texas...well, considering we just elected a hardline conservative, religiously inspired laws are actually not too far afield at the moment. Of course he's not a Muslim conservative, and firmly against Obama, but...eh.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Rei wanted to know what waffles tasted like.
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We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come in third.
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Come read EVA Sessions! This place has it, too! There'll be pizza! Not really! There are other things, too! Not EVA Sessions! Did I mention the pizza!?
I would crank up the Risperdal, but there's no point. He's not delusional, he's a cranky, old man who hates the government and hates Obama because he's black. He wants to believe the most ridiculous things about the president because he's a racist.
This reminds of the fact that mental illness is not defined by the presence of irrationality per se. Our great species is plagued by examples of it. How do you deal with such things? When do you decide to treat? I suppose it all depends on the content and intensity of the delusions, and if they affect society or the "normal" daily activities of a person (I realize how ambiguous this latter statement can be).
TOPIC: I once met a young person who believed the Chinese were altering the food in the US in order to make everyone gay and effeminate, which would impede the country's ability to resist in the event of an invasion. I gave him kudos for making me feel like I was talking to someone from 1950.
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To answer everyone's questions, I don't do anything specific in this case. I listen for a few minutes, let him get whatever it is he wants off his chest, and then I redirect him to topics that are more appropriate and I can possibly help him with. Racism isn't treatable.
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-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
CATO wrote:TOPIC: I once met a young person who believed the Chinese were altering the food in the US in order to make everyone gay and effeminate, which would impede the country's ability to resist in the event of an invasion. I gave him kudos for making me feel like I was talking to someone from 1950.
There have been widspread rumors in the black community for a long time that KFC makes black men sterile.
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Well if you eat loads of KFC then it's almost certain that you'd have difficulty finding a partner in the first place.
That must be the plan of the Chinese: to cripple America's population growth by introducing obesity into their culture while also setting an absurdly high standard of beauty and sexuality.
It's a lot better than a plan to make everyone gay. With the revelation of how many people serving with distinction in the military are homosexual after the whole DADT fiasco, not to mention the historical precedent set by the ancient Greeks, it should be known that someone's sexuality doesn't influence how badass they can be.
E̱͡v͈̙e͔̰̳͙r̞͍y͏̱̲̭͎̪ṱ͙̣̗̱͠h̰̰i͙n̶̮̟̳͍͍̫͓g̩ ̠͈en̶̖̹̪d̸̙̦͙̜͕͍̞s̸̰.̳̙̺̟̻̀
I always thought I might be bad
Now I know that it's true
Because I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
I always thought I might be bad
Now I know that it's true
Because I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
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Better sterile than with crap. Bl
Oh... that's why people prefer Popeyes.
... meh, still not touching their crap.
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"God is in his Heaven, and free men walk upon the Earth" - Rev. Robert Sirico, President of the Acton Institute
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