EGF's House of Lonely Hearts

Guy Nacks · Postby **Guy Nacks** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 10:59 pm

moonwolf2024 wrote:It might be too much for some but i went to my first fetish club last week. It was AMAZING! I'm so going again. It was such a freeing experience. You gotta try it.

Well, you've piqued my curiosity. The closest I've ever come to doing something like that was going to the Museum of Sex in NYC.

moonwolf2024 · Postby **moonwolf2024** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:17 pm

Guy Nacks wrote:Well, you've piqued my curiosity. The closest I've ever come to doing something like that was going to the Museum of Sex in NYC.

It was fun. One of my girlfriends saw the invite on facebook and we just decided to go. It was a swingers club that host fetish parties once a month. Some people wore latex or leather or weird costumes. Some wore nothing at all, no matter how their bodies looked. No one was overbearing or overly touchy. The guys were respectful. They had a few shows where people got spanked and open beds for you to do your business. I let this guy spank me and let me tell you.... i wasn't ready. That shit hurt. ....but I'd so do it again.

Catamari · Postby **Catamari** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 11:21 pm

moonwolf2024 wrote:It was fun. One of my girlfriends saw the invite on facebook and we just decided to go. It was a swingers club that host fetish parties once a month. Some people wore latex or leather or weird costumes. Some wore nothing at all, no matter how their bodies looked. No one was overbearing or overly touchy. The guys were respectful. They had a few shows where people got spanked and open beds for you to do your business. I let this guy spank me and let me tell you.... i wasn't ready. That shit hurt. ....but I'd so do it again.

Giggity.

Shinoyami65 · Postby **Shinoyami65** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:47 am

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Honestly, it sound like you've been in so many relationships or budding romances the past year (your long distance one that ended, the guy you liked at the video game shop, etc) that you need to just take a break from dating and focus on yourself.

Enjoy your own life, find the things that help you personally improve, get into hobbies and interests outside of anime/manga/etc.

It'll really help you in the long run--and you might even find a great relationship in the process because you weren't looking for one and instead focused on self-betterment.

I've gotten into a lot more extracurricular activities lately and I can say for sure that even if you don't end up finding the person of your dreams you'll at least make a few good friends.

InstrumentalityOne · Postby **InstrumentalityOne** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 5:45 am

Monk Ed wrote:Got more to share on that story?

Ya I don't know it's just the usual shabang with me. I idealize too much fall in love with an idea and things just don't add up and I end up very disappointed in myself and annoying people.

These things don't faze me too much anymore, in fact

I got another date with a great girl coming soon so w/e

heavytread · Postby **heavytread** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:56 pm

I don't know why but I decided to go to the school dance.

Without any date. So I'll be that guy who sits there without a date trying to find something to do. -o-;

No luck on getting even a single date over the past month ether.

Nuclear Lunchbox · Postby **Nuclear Lunchbox** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:36 pm

Find the girl that didn't come with a date. Dance with her.

YouTube · Postby **Reichu** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:30 pm

Just popping in to note that my boyfriend and I have reached our one-year anniversary. Considering all of my years of despair that I would never find anyone and would remain a desolate virgin forever, those of you who are still struggling might find some hope in my situation.

(It remains to be seen if we'll survive living together, which we're hoping will happen within the next few months, but given the marked lack of drama and abundance of open communication so far, there is probably little reason for pessimism.)

Nuclear Lunchbox · Postby **Nuclear Lunchbox** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:42 pm

Stop rubbing it in, Reichu! The pain!

But seriously, congratulations. Here's to another year.

Princess Asuka · Postby **Princess Asuka** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:43 pm

The Baka crush has decided to make me jealous. How you guys ask? Well, he stated I have competion from a girl he knows and he's saying she's so perfect blah blah she's a 10 Princess. My new goal is to get hot that he can't refuse me and will reject her. I don't care if he's known her longer and his family thinks she's so great. I'm gonna get extensions, my tummy fat is going away, I'm getting sexier and confident and guys do stop and stare at me. If he doesn't choose when I'm done changing, I'll make him regret it. I'm not changing just for him anymore, I'm doing it for myself!

Nuclear Lunchbox · Postby **Nuclear Lunchbox** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:44 pm

It's like I'm watching a sitcom.

Postby **Monk Ed** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:50 pm

Princess Asuka wrote:The Baka crush has decided to make me jealous. How you guys ask? Well, he stated I have competion from a girl he knows and he's saying she's so perfect blah blah she's a 10 Princess. My new goal is to get hot that he can't refuse me and will reject her. I don't care if he's known her longer and his family thinks she's so great. I'm gonna get extensions, my tummy fat is going away, I'm getting sexier and confident and guys do stop and stare at me. If he doesn't choose when I'm done changing, I'll make him regret it. I'm not changing just for him anymore, I'm doing it for myself!

This isn't how relationships work, and I'm a little mystified that you think it is. The entire situation doesn't even reach grade-school level as far as maturity, on either your side or his. It seems pretty clear that he's just not into you, but regardless, even if you could "win" him in this way, it would be a relationship built on a foundation of sand.

Chuckman · Postby **Chuckman** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 11:53 pm

Princess Asuka wrote:The Baka crush has decided to make me jealous. How you guys ask? Well, he stated I have competion from a girl he knows and he's saying she's so perfect blah blah she's a 10 Princess. My new goal is to get hot that he can't refuse me and will reject her. I don't care if he's known her longer and his family thinks she's so great. I'm gonna get extensions, my tummy fat is going away, I'm getting sexier and confident and guys do stop and stare at me. If he doesn't choose when I'm done changing, I'll make him regret it. I'm not changing just for him anymore, I'm doing it for myself!

I think you should leave this guy alone, chill out, watch some cartoons, and go look at r/whoadude for a while.

Postby **ZapX** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:16 am

^^^All of that, Princess. All of that. Be yourself and look out for yourself. Guys will come later. Also, the fact that you're 22 and have a "crush" is probably a testament to where your relationships are grounded. Why would you want to be with a guy who treats you like that? If you're in competition with another girl, he doesn't give a crap about you to begin with. Chuckman, Monk, SSD, and Nuke have all been telling you the same thing. When you've got that many people telling you something you should probably consider it.

Princess Asuka · Postby **Princess Asuka** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 12:59 am

Nuclear Lunchbox wrote:It's like I'm watching a sitcom.

More like some anime harem anime series.

Plot: Average girl wants hot guy, guy gives her confidence and constantly makes her jealous, yet she refuses to give up on him. And makes changes initially for him, but then realizes to do it for herself as well Competition arrives and now it's basically up to the girl to win her guy's heart before her rival steals him.

I don't know if I'm in competition it's more of a he loves me emotionally thing, but unless I have certain qualifications like looks and stuff and we have chemistry, otherwise if not then I'm in the shithole.

Nuclear Lunchbox · Postby **Nuclear Lunchbox** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:00 am

Princess Asuka · Postby **Princess Asuka** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:03 am

Nuclear Lunchbox wrote:

He's really picky, believe me. :facepalm:

Guys aren't supposed to have high standards at 20. :facepalm:

Postby **ZapX** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:03 am

Princess Asuka wrote:Plot: Average girl wants hot guy, guy gives her confidence and constantly makes her jealous, yet she refuses to give up on him. And makes changes initially for him, but then realizes to do it for herself as well Competition arrives and now it's basically up to the girl to win her guy's heart before her rival steals him.

Usually those kinds of things end with the girl finding happiness either by herself or with someone better after realizing the guy is a douchecock.

Princess Asuka wrote:Guys aren't supposed to have high standards at 20.

No; guys aren't supposed to have high standards at 40. The younger the guy, the higher the standard (or at least expectation), usually.

Nuclear Lunchbox · Postby **Nuclear Lunchbox** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:04 am

Princess Asuka wrote:He's really picky, believe me.

That emoticon wasn't aimed at the guy.

Chuckman · Postby **Chuckman** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 1:04 am

Life does not in fact work that way and if you continue to behave as if it does I predict a restraining order in your future.

Once you get a restraining order, you violate it.

When you violate your restraining order, you get sent to the slammer.

When you get sent to the slammer, your bunkmate is Big Charlene.

When your bunkmate is Big Charlene, you discover things about yourself you never wanted to learn.

When you discover things about yourself you never wanted to learn, you turn to psychedelics.

When you turn to psychedelics, you realize that ordinary human perception is an artifact of our sensory organs and the universe is in fact a single consciousness imagining itself and you nothing more or less than a single point of view belonging to a vast cosmic oversoul that is itself miniscule within an unfolding fractal multiverse without beginning or end and your 'crush' was pointless because you already are that person.

Don't comprehend the oversoul, Princess Asuka. Subscribe to Direct TV.

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