Hey guess what

[Defectron]

Around haloween time I'm going to be off investigating phantom wolves in michigan. To anyone in the chicago area, would you be interested in going on this oddessey with a legend? One of the people who was going couldn't make it and I think it would be good to have at least three people along for this wgucg us why I'm asking.

[Chowwow]

Well, what about those of us who live IN Michigan? Though I live closer to the "thumb" of the state, I could help depending on the details of the hunt.

And what assurances do I have that this trip isn't a casting call for a gay rape orgy? Kind of important.

[Defectron]

Well I won't be involved in any sort of gay rape, dunno about any of the other people coming though.

But yeah this might be a good idea, I might try to contact you about that more later.

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

Well I won't be involved in any sort of gay rape, dunno about any of the other people coming though.

[child of Lilith]

[Xard]

there are no such things so hell no

[TehDonutKing]

^

[Cody MacArthur Fett]

Around haloween time I'm going to be off investigating phantom wolves in michigan. To anyone in the chicago area, would you be interested in going on this oddessey with a legend? One of the people who was going couldn't make it and I think it would be good to have at least three people along for this wgucg us why I'm asking.

Phantom wolves? How are they different than regular wolves?

[TehDonutKing]

They're astral.

[Aiko Heiwa]

Phantom wolves? How are they different than regular wolves?

They're spooky. :\

[Xard]

they fly out of Richard Carrier's butt

[Dr. Nick]

Ah, Michigan, the hot spot for paranormal activity.

[Defectron]

Well there's been two variations reported, one is larger then regular wolves, and the other is invisible (apparantly its supposed to attack people sometimes)

[NemZ]

So either you're wasting your time doing bugger all out in the woods (highly likely) or you get eaten by invisible dire wolves. Brilliant!

[child of Lilith]

Phantom wolves? How are they different than regular wolves?

They're bigger, and far more dangerous.

Plus they use the power of imagination to steal your soul. True story.

[AngelNo13Bardiel]

So either you're wasting your time doing bugger all out in the woods (highly likely) or you get eaten by invisible dire wolves. Brilliant!

Yeah, but what a way to go. Much better than the slow, one-day-at-a-time wasting away like the rest of us. Remembered for generations, you would be.

[CorporalChaos]

Jeez, if you're gonna go something like that for Halloween, I'd suggest doing something more interesting, like Bachelor's Grove Cemetery or some shit. I don't think getting attacked by invisible dire wolves is most people's idea of a good time.

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

I don't think getting attacked by invisible dire wolves is most people's idea of a good time.

It could be a laugh riot if your bring someone gullible along and keep them in constant terror all night long. Then again, I'd probably be kicked out from laughing so hard.

I've also heard that on Halloween, Bachelor's Grove is swarming with cops. Or was that Resurrection cemetery? I don't remember. We have too many cool haunted places.

[User-iel]

Bring along the portable player, and get a copy of "Wolfen" to get everyone in the mood. But really, it is kind of acknowledged that finding mundane predators that don't want to be found is hard work.

[Defectron]

I've also heard that on Halloween, Bachelor's Grove is swarming with cops. Or was that Resurrection cemetery? I don't remember. We have too many cool haunted places.

I have a bit of a phobia of cops actually, getting attacked by a phantom wolf doesn't scare me but cops do.