People that are gone, maybe they came back

[Sachi]

Serious note, ran has been quiet lately. This mean one of two things, he is working on something good, or he is going to come back with a storm of ran-isms. (yes, I just made a new word.) I have my fingers crossed as I shudder.

Or that he's been permabanned. Not even this thread can revive him.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

Or that he's been permabanned. Not even this thread can revive him.

That is interesting. Well requiast in pace ran.

[Dartz]

Or re-register behind five proxies with noscript turned on.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

They would catch him quick, the mods have developed ran sense. Their supernatural ability lets them know when ran is coming.

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

I think Ran murdered Shinji Doggy Person and is now wearing his skin and using his computer while doing a tuck-job and using too much lip-gloss. That's certainly what I would do; nobody would suspect a thing.

Okay, if I did it, then that would be pretty much everyone's first guess. Ran is another story, though.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

Thats impossible, if ran killed me I would only come back stronger, sexier, and more annoying than ever. He knows better than to release that plague upon the world.

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

That's exactly what Ran would say, Ran!

[supershinjiasukashipper]

No, Ran would come up with a more clever joke for me. I can only state the facts defined by my friends.

Now to completely prove my none ran-ness, lets stay on topic.
Who has seen Halicat. I miss her so much, she was one of my all time favorite evageeks. Come back Halicat!

[AchtungAffen]

I think Ran murdered Shinji Doggy Person and is now wearing his skin and using his computer while doing a tuck-job and using too much lip-gloss. That's certainly what I would do; nobody would suspect a thing.

I heard he's also posting xtube vids wearing that skin-suit telling how hard he'll fuck himself.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

No, thats just my evil twin Hubert. He was always trouble that Hubert, eating pigeons and whatnot. How did he get that camera into the Bengali psychiatric institution though? Better question, when did they get WI-FI?

[ZapX]

This thread is getting stupid.

[oOoOoOo]

I miss a lot of people, but I miss myself the most.

Don't tell me some retarded "fanboy" scared them away like what nearly happened with O-chan

Ophelia left, too?

She came back, though.

I'd come around more often if you guys showed me the proper respect. You think I'll be satisfied by a few happy emoticons and thinly-veiled come-ons? You think a bit of cybering in #egf is going to get me engorged? You think dinner and a movie and some heavy-petting is enough? You think I owe you something? Listen! I require twice-weekly blood rituals, a shrine, a mountain of bodies and a fountain of tears. Where the fuck is my offering? Eh? Eh?! Where is my vat of delicious body juice? Where are the fanboys lovingly wrung out until they're dried up husks? Eh?!!! You think this is enough? Do you?! This is why you small dick boys will never satisfy me! Pathetic~!!

[supershinjiasukashipper]

But we love you O-san.

We miss your fun O-saniness. (I made another word.) And as for blood sacrifice, give me a second to find a few emo kids, they don't want it.

[EvangelionFan]

You think I'll be satisfied by a few happy emoticons and thinly-veiled come-ons? You think a bit of cybering in #egf is going to get me engorged? You think dinner and a movie and some heavy-petting is enough? You think I owe you something? Listen! I require twice-weekly blood rituals, a shrine, a mountain of bodies and a fountain of tears. Where the fuck is my offering? Eh? Eh?! Where is my vat of delicious body juice? Where are the fanboys lovingly wrung out until they're dried up husks? Eh?!!! You think this is enough? Do you?! This is why you small dick boys will never satisfy me! Pathetic~!!

[child of Lilith]

Welcome back, O-chan.

[Merridian]

Listen! I require twice-weekly blood rituals, a shrine, a mountain of bodies and a fountain of tears. Where the fuck is my offering? Eh? Eh?! Where is my vat of delicious body juice? Where are the fanboys lovingly wrung out until they're dried up husks? Eh?!!! You think this is enough? Do you?! This is why you small dick boys will never satisfy me! Pathetic~!!

O oOoOoOo, mistress of the sorry internet geekdom, queen bee of the pale-faced socially inept introverts, glorified idol of the easily-swayed boyish fantasy, she whose name mimics—mocks, even—the audible sigh of the highest of pleasures, she whose sarcasm and penchant for hyperbole stands with only the most lascivious of goddesses, she whose lewd tales of adventure fuel the very mechanisms of hedonistic indulgence among the meek and the depraved, I pray thee cast thine eyes upon the lowliest of inelegant verbosities:

With these words I offer thee the glory of the male sunrise, I offer the hallucinations of a million oiled logs, I offer the audible collective groan as a million boys wake naively from a virginal sleep, shaking, quivering, half-crazed bloodshot on the edge of the infinite. Fill your holiest of grails at the banks of this white river of masculine product, this substance of rebirth that spews forth from a quaking Tree of Life. The fertile hydrant of evageeks is forever yours. Our shame is our greatest joy. Spare us not from thine divine wrath. Punish us for neglecting our duties, leave us aching at the very cusp of physical ecstasy for our misdeeds and sinful pride. Call us names and berate us with a leathery tongue and lashings. Do not be merciful. Use your heels if you have to.

[esselfortium]

I'd come around more often if you guys showed me the proper respect. You think I'll be satisfied by a few happy emoticons and thinly-veiled come-ons? You think a bit of cybering in #egf is going to get me engorged? You think dinner and a movie and some heavy-petting is enough? You think I owe you something? Listen! I require twice-weekly blood rituals, a shrine, a mountain of bodies and a fountain of tears. Where the fuck is my offering? Eh? Eh?! Where is my vat of delicious body juice? Where are the fanboys lovingly wrung out until they're dried up husks? Eh?!!! You think this is enough? Do you?! This is why you small dick boys will never satisfy me! Pathetic~!!

Hai Panty, what's up?

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

Was Miss O gone? I hadn't noticed. Probably because that angry pile of tampons in the corner is a suitable replacement. I mean, put on a wig on it, give it a pocket pussy, teach it to be flippant and play up its sexuality, and I bet half of you unrefined punks wouldn't even know the difference. Yeah, you. I'm talking to you, you don't even know a real woman when you see one. A real woman flies off in passionate, indignant rage at all of humanity! No, you know who I miss? Eva-02, he sure was good at pissing O off, let me tell you. I wish the gay thread was unlocked, so her wrath could once again strike the earth like a clasp of menstrual thunder.

[Eva Yojimbo]

clasp of menstrual thunder.

Awesome.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

O oOoOoOo, mistress of the sorry internet geekdom, queen bee of the pale-faced socially inept introverts, glorified idol of the easily-swayed boyish fantasy, she whose name mimics—mocks, even—the audible sigh of the highest of pleasures, she whose sarcasm and penchant for hyperbole stands with only the most lascivious of goddesses, she whose lewd tales of adventure fuel the very mechanisms of hedonistic indulgence among the meek and the depraved, I pray thee cast thine eyes upon the lowliest of inelegant verbosities:

With these words I offer thee the glory of the male sunrise, I offer the hallucinations of a million oiled logs, I offer the audible collective groan as a million boys wake naively from a virginal sleep, shaking, quivering, half-crazed bloodshot on the edge of the infinite. Fill your holiest of grails at the banks of this white river of masculine product, this substance of rebirth that spews forth from a quaking Tree of Life. The fertile hydrant of evageeks is forever yours. Our shame is our greatest joy. Spare us not from thine divine wrath. Punish us for neglecting our duties, leave us aching at the very cusp of physical ecstasy for our misdeeds and sinful pride. Call us names and berate us with a leathery tongue and lashings. Do not be merciful. Use your heels if you have to.

So i'm not the only masochist here. Yay for sado-masochism!
Come sate us O-Chan with your dominatrix skills. I'll call you mistress if you come back to stay!