The Eva Monkey wrote:
That wasn't my inference at all. I merely recognized an abundance of ceiling in her profile image, and thought, "holy shit, I could shoop a ceiling cat in there super easy".
No, I imagined you wouldn't have done it intentionally. It doesn't strike me as Monkey, for Monkey is too reserved to draw attention to someone else's masturbation habits. Regardless, it's still there. In fact, the fact that it's unintentional only makes it even better. How could you not notice the obvious causal link?
Ceiling Cat watches people masturbate. Ceiling Cat is watching SSD. Therefore, SSD is masturbating.
Because Ceiling Cat is funny by itself? That's priceless!
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog