If the crew of evangelion were real, what would you do?

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If the crew of evangelion were real, what would you do?

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Postby Tails_night » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:17 pm

I was wodnering if the entire crew of Evangelion were real, what would you do?

I think the first thing I would do would probably go have a beer with Kaji and talk about Katsuragi. Then maybe hit a hot spring with Shinji and hope that the usual perverted instance happened that seems to when he's around. Then ask Shinji if he could get me a pass to show me unit-01. I'd probably bitchslap gendo for being a pathetic excuse for a living worm... then I'd ask Shinji which of the girls he'd wanna go out with... then go for the other one.

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Postby Natsuka_Chie » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:44 pm

I would work in Nerv probably, like a genetic engineer or something like that

edit: Just to be close to the EVAs and the people behind it. It fascinates me.
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Postby Gamer137 » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:46 pm

I'm not really sure what game is it, but Gendo and Fuyutsuki were playing some kind of board or puzzle game, so I assume Fuyutsuki is good at chess. Playing a game would be first on my priority list.

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Postby berto » Sat Jul 17, 2010 9:48 pm

I'd kill most of the adults and send the children to better homes and lifes.
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Postby esselfortium » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:15 pm

Huggles for everyone.

Except Kiel.

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Postby child of Lilith » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:43 pm

Try to make friends with Rei.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:53 pm

I'll just keep on walking.
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Postby child of Lilith » Sat Jul 17, 2010 10:56 pm

Your lose then.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:09 pm

Not a major one. If they existed in the real world I wouldn't have any major interest in them.

The only one that'd probably make my head turn is Rei but I don't think I'd try actually talking to her or anything.

Asuka would probably annoy the living crap out of me and I'd probably be good friends with that Ikari kid.

In the end I don't think I'd make an attempt and would just keep on walking.
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Postby EvangelionFan » Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:49 pm

I'd probably try to paint Unit-01 Silver, and attach a laser to its head* for great justice.

... in seriousness though, I wouldn't mind being a Bridge Bunny or a Pilot. A Pilot especially, actually, because halfway through a training exercise I'd 'complain' about an itch on my buttocks, imagine scratching it, and then observe the embarassed expression on Kozo's face as my Evangelion scratches its arse.
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Postby bananafaerie » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:08 am

I'd slap Shinji and tell him to be [s:35gpmmms]a bit[/s:35gpmmms] manlier, and then I would give Kaworu, Rei, and Asuka a big hug. XD
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Postby Bomby von Bombsville » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:40 am

Shinji: I'd probably try to be like an older brother to him, but get constantly frustrated.

Rei: I'd probably try to be like an older brother to her, but I'm not sure how well that would work.

Asuka: She'd probably annoy the hell out of me until she had a mental breakdown, then I'd probably try to be like an older brother to her based on this new understanding.

Misato: I'd probably have a crush on her, until I realized that it would never work with her alcoholism.

Kaji: I'd probably try to hang out with him, being the "cool adult" and all.

Gendo: Avoid like death, but be extremely polite and as charming as possible if I had to deal with him.

Ritsuko: I imagine she'd probably just be someone who was like a friend of a friend that I'd kind of know but not that well.

Pen Pen: Try and play fetch with him, until I realize that he's not a dog.

Touji: I dunno, maybe play basketball with the kid.

Kensuke: There is no reason to talk to Kensuke. Ever.
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Postby Clover » Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:08 am

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Postby ran1 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:19 am

Make sweet love to Misato.

And get in a meta-philosophical barfight with Kiel in which we would throw down our respective worldviews and beat each other with them until one of us surrenders.
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Postby BrikHaus » Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:20 pm

Get Misato drunk, and then into bed. She's easy.
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Postby Anonymous_Evafan » Sun Jul 18, 2010 1:51 pm

View Original PostBrikHaus wrote:Get Misato drunk, and then into bed. She's easy.


You'd clearly fit right in with the cast.
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Postby Tails_night » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:09 pm

Him and me both... Oh and I'd probably talk to Kaworu for a bit, assuming he isn't killed, and find out his secrets and maybe discuss the big plan with him
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Postby esselfortium » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:22 pm

View Original PostTails_night wrote:Him and me both... Oh and I'd probably talk to Kaworu for a bit, assuming he isn't killed, and find out his secrets and maybe discuss the big plan with him

[code:1]<Tails_night> The big plan involves nachos? ..seriously?
<Kaworu> *laughs* Your sarcasm detector is fragile like glass, my friend.
<Tails_night> ._.
<Kaworu> Everyone knows the big plan actually revolves around enchiladitos.
<Tails_night> Oh. R-really?
<Kaworu> No :-)[/code:1]

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Gendo just LOVES board games.

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Postby Killer Bee » Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:47 pm

View Original PostGamer137 wrote:I'm not really sure what game is it, but Gendo and Fuyutsuki were playing some kind of board or puzzle game, so I assume Fuyutsuki is good at chess. Playing a game would be first on my priority list.


I believe they were playing Shogi. It's like the Japanese version of chess.

On topic: I'd fit right in with the cast. I would probably try and tame Asuka, then get into her pants. That's between piercing the heavens with my awesome giant robot, of course.

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Postby CATO » Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:56 pm

Since they're hot: have sex with all of them (This statement obviously excludes Ritsuko, Gendo and Fuyutsuki)

Then steal Ritsuko's job as head PhD of metaphysical biology and engineering.
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