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Postby The Eva Monkey » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:38 am

If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

And no, you can't be like Superman, who has a whole bunch of super powers.

I would go with one of the following:

Teleportation
Think about how much time you spend traveling and commuting and what not. I would love to just be able to go "BAMF!" and be at work instantly, or be home instantly. It would save you so much time and money if you could just instantaneously be wherever you need to be. It'd be especially awesome if it weren't limited like Nightcrawler.

The ability to make myself violently ill
This may sound totally weird, but I can't count the number of times I have just wanted to get out of a stressful situation scott-free. Totally stressed out at work? Want to get the fuck outta there? Just start vomiting uncontrollably. They'll send you home right away. Think of this as an instant get out of jail free card.
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Postby Merridian » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:50 am

The ability to cloud minds/telepathy. Imprint false memories, imply truths, direct mind/mind communication... possibilities are endless. I'd go all Lamont Cranston fuck yea

Either that, or the ability to know the future. Not like, the massive "200 years from now" future, but more like "what's going to happen tomorrow or this weekend" future. Something manageable. I don't care if I can't do anything about it, I think it'd just be cool to know where shit's going in a few days.

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:50 am

I could have sworn I saw this exact same topic before. :dizzy:

Anyway, I'd go with teleportation. Sure would make going to places easier.
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Postby WonderBug » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:09 am

Flying, obvs. Brings to mind that Dane Cook bit but oh well.

The ability to make my wisteria grow in the direction I want it to would be appreciated as well.

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Postby tomrule123 » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:15 am

Piece of Cake:
Flying, lightning, x-ray ( O_o ), swimming with built-in gills, teleporting, ability to be in space (and survive), stretching, communicating to animals, lasers...basically, anything that every super-hero has ever used. :sweat: Enough saild...

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Postby Defectron » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:27 am

The superpower I would choose would be the ability to assimilate any desired traits from any other organisms I encounter merely by taking in a bit of their dna (that way I can also steal all of your superpowers). I would then use this power to evolve into my ultimate form which I would use to do stuff of some sort....
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Postby Seele00TextOnly » Thu Apr 15, 2010 10:40 am

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Postby scarmullet » Thu Apr 15, 2010 12:56 pm

The Ability to shape shift like the wonder twins.
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Postby Sammaeloo » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:20 pm

The ability to survive forever, anywhere. I could live unharmed anywhere, in the vaccum of space, in the core of a star, or even in a black hole. I would use my power to watch human development until they either leave the planet or go extinct. I would then wait for the next species that has the potential to be a civilization and help them develop basic technology.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:20 pm

While flight or teleportation would be nice, a healing touch would be what I would opt for -- sweating a few drops of blood through my fingertips to convey fix-up nanites to whoever is marked by it.
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Postby Defectron » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:24 pm

The ability to survive forever, anywhere. I could live unharmed anywhere, in the vaccum of space, in the core of a star, or even in a black hole.


That sounds like a really troublesome power if you ask me, I mean if you did fall in a black hole you'd be stuck living inside the singularity for billions of years till it dies from hawking radiation leaks.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu Apr 15, 2010 1:58 pm

Just three. Invisibility and anything I am wearing or carrying can become invisible with me. I'd also like the ability to look like others. It would be convienent and fun.
Finally, the ability to heal myself and others if I choose to.
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Postby planet news » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:48 pm

Instead of controlling minds, I'd merely like to be able to read them. Break down some AT-Fields so to speak.

And invisibility.
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:57 pm

-Extending my arms far enough to punch things to the moon.

-A sword big enough to take out everything in a 10 mile radius.

-The Leo Kick.

-Eye lasers that make stuff go boom to the billionth power.

-Never feel pain or cold (I truly distaste cold weather with a fiery vengeance).

-Erect really strong and impenetrable force fields.

-No need for sleep and being unable to be tired.

-Teleportation.

-Hacking powers.

That should cover it.
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Postby BrikHaus » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:13 pm

View Original PostThe Eva Monkey wrote:If you could have a superpower, what would it be?

And no, you can't be like Superman, who has a whole bunch of super powers.

View Original Posttomrule123 wrote:Flying, lightning, x-ray, swimming with built-in gills, teleporting, ability to be in space (and survive), stretching, communicating to animals, lasers...basically, anything that every super-hero has ever used. Enough saild...

PRPD wrote:Just three. Invisibility and anything I am wearing or carrying can become invisible with me. I'd also like the ability to look like others. Third, the ability to heal myself and others if I choose to.

Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion wrote:-Extending my arms far enough to punch things to the moon.

-A sword big enough to take out everything in a 10 mile radius.

-The Leo Kick.

-Eye lasers that make stuff go boom to the billionth power.

-Never feel pain or cold (I truly distaste cold weather with a fiery vengeance).

-Erect really strong and impenetrable force fields.

-No need for sleep and being unable to be tired.

-Teleportation.

-Hacking powers.

That should cover it.

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:34 pm

I only choose three.
How is that a lot?
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Postby Bomby von Bombsville » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:39 pm

To become unstuck in time.
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Postby Iron Rooster » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:52 pm

I'd like to have real life plotkai.
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Postby konfunoodle » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:54 pm

I would like to have "save my game" on in real life though and have multiple save spots, kinda slaughter house 5 style, but better. I would like it if my power worked like emulator save slots.
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Postby Iron Rooster » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:55 pm

^
I actually had a dream like that once. I committed crimes and right I was caught, I would reload to a "safe" spot.
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