EvaGeeks: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME

[Fazmotron]

That's right, I will not be fooled by your clever disguises, I know your true nature.

Reichu: Actually a naked dinosaur, not really much of a surprise when you think about it.
SSD: Actually a robot, a girl robot.
Ornette: Actually more awesome than any of you realise, you may think it impossible, but that's what he wants you to think.
NAW: Actually a random number generator.
Zap: Actually a clowder of cats pretending to be human, furiously pounding on their keyboard with millions of tiny paws.
BrikHaus: Not actually a brick house.
The Eva Monkey: Actually some kind of alien creature sent here by a strange alien race 4 billion years ago to spread life over this planet. He eventually failed this task and decided to spread fanboy-ism and HORRIBLE PAINFUL DEATH instead, thus making him incredibly cool.
Mr. Tines: Actually your father, watching you make an idiot of yourself on the internet.
PRPD: Actually a time travelling 12 year old Sachi.
Sachi: Not actually 13. (no, just kidding, he is)
UrsusArctos: Actually a submarine captain long ago stripped of his rank for "conduct unbefitting a bear with laser eyes". He has since devoted his life to becoming more like a bear with laser eyes.
OMF: Actually your old maths teacher. All of them.


So Geeks, are you fooled, do you know anyone else's true identities, are you yourself unaware of who you really are?

Discus.

[The Eva Monkey]

I lawled.

[NAveryW]

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[Sailor Star Dust]

That's right, I will not be fooled by your clever disguises, I know your true nature.

SSD: Actually a robot, a girl robot.

I have been identified. Commencing self-destruct. -_-

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In all seriousness, this is hilariously awesome.

[UrsusArctos]

UrsusArctos: A submarine captain long ago stripped of his rank for "conduct unbefitting a bear with laser eyes". He has since devoted his life to becoming more like a bear with laser eyes.

*launches drill-headed torpedoes at Fazmotron*

Now that is conduct befitting a bear with laser eyes.

[ZapX]

THE JIG IS UP, NYA~!!!



This is the best post of the day. I lol'd.

[BrikHaus]

Fazmotron, you have made what is not the best post of the day, but the best post of the ever.

[Joseph the PRPD]

How the fuck did he find out?

[Sachi]

Sachi: Not actually 13. (no, just kidding, he is)

Of course I am. I am. I am.

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

This thread needs more speculation on Mugwump, that guy is so cool.

Yes, I agree Mugwump, Mugwump is very cool.

You two are self-fellating, morons, Mugwump is a loser.

Quiet Mugwump, the only loser here is you

[Sammaeloo]

Mugwump is cool and scary.

Mugwump is the monster in the closet.

Mugwump is the noise in the attic.

Mugwump is the thing lurking under the bed.

[schismatics]

Mugwump is the thing lurking under the bed.

That explains the garbage under there....

[Synapsid]

This thread needs more speculation on Mugwump, that guy is so cool.

I always did think the stuff he wrote was, but didn't Mugwump indicate that he was a mugwump?

[FreakyFilmFan4ever]

Mugwump is the thing lurking under the bed.

Freaky...

[Fazmotron]

Further information has come in from my inteligence deportment (yes that's how they spell it, they're not too bright you see) about more of the elusive members of the forums. Be warned, these preliminary reports are rough, and may disturb some members.

OoOoOoOoO: Actually a 47 year old man from Alabama, who has recently retired from active duty after completing his mission of eliciting a sexually response from every male virgin on a popular web forum.
TMBounty_Hunter: Actually a factory assembly line designed by the government to make models that no-one else can be bothered making.
Defectron: Actually a gelatinous tentacled monstrosity from the planet Xwrkt.
BobBQ: Actually a British paratrooper who was dropped into Ukraine by mistake and has been disguising himself as a barbeque for several years.
MugwumpHasNoLiver: Actually a man who wears a suit and goes to work and drives a car and doesn’t actually kill people with his giant sucker like hands and hide the bodies under your bed while your at your computer typing away on forums, and if the person whose bed he is currently stashing an emaciated corpse under turns around to see if he is actually there kills that person in the most horrifying of ways, i.e. disembowelment through the urethra then proceeds to ingest the victim and slowly digest them for several days in one of his several stomach sacks. Nothing like that at all.
Synapsid: Actually 12 years old and what is this?

[UrsusArctos]

BobBQ: Actually a British paratrooper who was dropped into Ukraine by mistake and has been disguising himself as a barbeque for several years.

That part of him is Scottish. Ye ken, laddie?

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

OoOoOoOoO: Actually a 47 year old man from Alabama, who has recently retired from active duty after completing his mission of eliciting a sexually response from every male virgin on a popular web forum.

if and when she returns, I'll forward this to her

[Fazmotron]

That part of him is Scottish. Ye ken, laddie?

I told you it was disturbing.

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

Nothing like that at all.

Well, he's got my number.

Although I'm fairly sure that Synapsid is actually a kind of animal that could be either a mammal or a mammal-like reptile ("proto-mammal") who evolved from a basal amniote and is distinguished from other amniotes by having a single opening (temporal fenestra) in his skull behind each eye, which developed during the late Carboniferous Period.

But then again, what do I know?

[ObsessiveMathsFreak]

OMF: Actually your old maths teacher. All of them.

The disguises were actually a lot easier once I figured out that people only notice the moustache.