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Animu/Mango/RL Waifu
After thinking about it for a time, I realize that Xard's "Little Girls You Want to Be" thread really does need a corollary.
In the spirit of misogyny, male chauvinism, and just general /a/ delightfulness, I nominate a Waifu thread marked by seriousness and depth of discussion as to why you want a anime, manga, or RL, girl to permanently locked into your bedroom/kitchen forever and ever.
My nominations:
Belldandy (Oh My Goddess!)
Because she is awesomely dedicated waifu who makes dinner and rides shotgun on motorcycles and has magical powers and cute sisters.
Natsuki (Summer Wars)
Because she's just so awesomely awesome and pretty and has the coolest family evar.
Rio (Sora No Woto)
Because she's tsundere and every good waifu thread needs a tsundere.
In the spirit of misogyny, male chauvinism, and just general /a/ delightfulness, I nominate a Waifu thread marked by seriousness and depth of discussion as to why you want a anime, manga, or RL, girl to permanently locked into your bedroom/kitchen forever and ever.
My nominations:
Belldandy (Oh My Goddess!)
Because she is awesomely dedicated waifu who makes dinner and rides shotgun on motorcycles and has magical powers and cute sisters.
Natsuki (Summer Wars)
Because she's just so awesomely awesome and pretty and has the coolest family evar.
Rio (Sora No Woto)
Because she's tsundere and every good waifu thread needs a tsundere.
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Rio is not tsundere :(
Anyway, I could swear there was thread like this before somewhere (in animu subforum) - oh wait, it was HAREM thread! I guess this is different enough
So, waifus eh?
I must think this one over, albeit I guess my answers will be pretty obvious for most semi-regular people...
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I doubt she really wants kingpope's penis is what I mean to say. Poor Rio... :(
Anyway, I could swear there was thread like this before somewhere (in animu subforum) - oh wait, it was HAREM thread! I guess this is different enough
So, waifus eh?
I must think this one over, albeit I guess my answers will be pretty obvious for most semi-regular people...
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Mr. Tines wrote:>> viewtopic.php?t=6835
I'm nominating RL fembots as well, though. I was just posting animu ones to start, but hey, if you want to bump it over to that thread, its fine by me.
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Re: Animu/Mangu/RL Waifu
Assuming Maya is bi this would be such an easy question. Smart, adorable, moral, loyal, caring, cheerful, stands up for herself, understands the big picture, doesn't fall for Kaji's bullshit... assuming you don't need her to back you up in a gunfight she's all a guy really needs.
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Fuck yea. Hot bod. Great voice (thanks to … that’s right, she’s so awesome she had two Japanese VAs). Relatable but spicy personality. Go to hell, Alto. You suck. Sheryl’s a good girl, a nice girl, a badass chick that stands up and sings songs that are so awesome that people die listening to them.
And I guess Gin Rei from the Giant Robo OVAs. And Maya's pretty cool, as NemZ mentioned.
And that’s all I can think of. Weird that I can come up with a whole list of little girls I want to be, but a rather small waifu list. I guess my problem is it’d just feel fucking weird sleeping or living with characters like this. Most of them are just off limits, period. Like Caska, or Misato. It'd be like committing some bizarre 2D form of adultery. :(
Fuck yea. Hot bod. Great voice (thanks to … that’s right, she’s so awesome she had two Japanese VAs). Relatable but spicy personality. Go to hell, Alto. You suck. Sheryl’s a good girl, a nice girl, a badass chick that stands up and sings songs that are so awesome that people die listening to them.
And I guess Gin Rei from the Giant Robo OVAs. And Maya's pretty cool, as NemZ mentioned.
And that’s all I can think of. Weird that I can come up with a whole list of little girls I want to be, but a rather small waifu list. I guess my problem is it’d just feel fucking weird sleeping or living with characters like this. Most of them are just off limits, period. Like Caska, or Misato. It'd be like committing some bizarre 2D form of adultery. :(
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My anime waifu is Nono from Diebuster
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-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
Mine would be Chiri Kitsu and Haruhara Haruko.
Actually any girls I might write about here would most likely show up in that thread too.
I realize that Xard's "Little Girls You Want to Be" thread really does need a corollary.
Actually any girls I might write about here would most likely show up in that thread too.
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There are so few actual women in anime (the genre where 20-year-olds count as grannies) that my choice is quite restricted. There are a few who would be good for a short fling, or would be ego-boosting to have on one's arm (cute 21-year-old oyajicons FTW), but in the end it comes down to the one obvious choice
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"Oh, Oz, I fear I'm losing my filmfag to the depths of Japanese pop. If only there were more films with Japanese girls in glow-in-the-dark costumes you'd be the David Bordwell of that genre." - Jimbo
"Oz, I think we need to stage an intervention and force you to watch some movies that aren't made in Japan." - Trajan
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"Often I get the feeling that deep down, your little girl is struggling with your embrace of filmfaggotry and your loldeep fixations, and the conflict that arises from such a contradiction is embodied pretty well in Kureha's character. But obviously it's not any sort of internal conflict that makes the analogy work. It's the pigtails." - Merridian
"Oh, Oz, I fear I'm losing my filmfag to the depths of Japanese pop. If only there were more films with Japanese girls in glow-in-the-dark costumes you'd be the David Bordwell of that genre." - Jimbo
"Oz, I think we need to stage an intervention and force you to watch some movies that aren't made in Japan." - Trajan
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