Arguably Life's Greatest Question...

[MugwumpHasNoLiver]

Wait, if the sandwich was assembled by the hand of God, will eating it turn the eater into a Heaven Smile?

[Axell]

I"d just keep it in my mouth for as long as possible

[ZapX]

That's what she said.

[Axell]

Well duh, it tastes sooooo goood

[schismatics]

That's what she said.

Beat me to it.

I'd probably analyze what teh sammich is made of, enjoy the bloody thing and re-create for future generations.

[child of Lilith]

I’d just save what’s left for later, keep it in reserve for a time when I would really need it.

[backseatjesus]

What if Emerald made it before he died?

[DAVEvangelion]

Since god does not exist, then the sandwich must have been created after thousands of years of evolution of sandwich recipes. Therefore, it is recreateable after all. So why not just chow down and then have some more?

Sorry, no noodly appendages were involved, and the sandwich (as mentioned before) will never exist again.

[DAVEvangelion]

There are no sandwiches assembled by the hands of God; the sandwich is a lie.

You have mistaken sandwiches for cakes

[Kamina]

I alter your scenario and i take one big last bite enjoy it, help someone commit a real life human instrumentality, and be the one to control the actions of the created god and have it make me such a large number of these sandwiches, that in my lifetime humanity will have hardly used 1% of the existing sandwiches that cover the earth in all their splendor.

If said sandwich is as good as you say the death of all mankind is worth it, and so long as one sandwich exists thier will be proof of mankind's existence.

And as stated because they are holy in nature and thus never spoil, yay eating till your obese

[Mr. Tines]

The answer to every question ever asked

I'll drink to that! But surely you meant this.

[AVman9]

Let's say you're eating a sandwich. But this isn't any ORDINARY sandwich. It is the greatest sandwich you have ever eaten!

That sounds like the Broodwich to me. In that case I would not finish it at all, due to my fear of being chopped in half by 2D drawings.

[SaltyJoe]

If this is really a once in existence opportunity, it is best to make it last. Yes, ladies: here is a man who likes to make it laaast.

Juvenile idiocy that defeats the purpose of the question:
I would, like, make a recording of my brain during eating the sandwhich with some doohickey, and then, like, project that recording directly into my brain to relive the experience. Ha ha, take that, God!

[TheAyanamiOtaku]

first for me. would i rather experience one divine orgasm or two less divine but longer ones?

[VoidEater]

Alll experience is transitory.

The goal must be to fully immerse oneself in the experience that is available, knowing it will pass, rather than trying to modify the intrinsic nature of the experience or trying to prolong it.

Each experience is unique and sacred, it is but our mind that introduces the illusion that one is better than another.

So, clearly, the first option.