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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:30 am

MugwumpHasNoLiver wrote:In fact, don't most 3D plat formers do that? Seems like a pretty petty gripe


It just bugs me a little when it's the Sonic characters.
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Postby Uriel Septim VII » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:42 pm

I don't know about worst game ever played, but the worst game I ever bought was Tom Clancy's The Sum of All Fears.
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Postby Holy Diver » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:53 pm

Empire Total War. What a buggy, glitchy mess. Even though the biggest bugs have been removed by patches, the danm graphics demand too much from my 3-year-old computer.
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Postby Guyver Spawn » Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:58 pm

Those Burger Kings games are ones I forgot to mention. I got them all as a Birthday gift last year.
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Postby Iron Rooster » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:41 am

^
I actually heard one of those was decent as a game.
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Postby UltraBlackPilot » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:49 am

Grand Theft Auto Advance, worst game ever made by anything thats ever lived in this decade.
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Postby GasmaskAvenger » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:59 am

its a tie between Shifters & that Cubix game for the Gamecube

both are just terrible, but at least Shifters has some minor unintentional comedy in its awfulness (In particular, the running animation)

Batman & Robin for the PS1 is also downright horrible, but the entire invisible pogo stick thing with the jumping in the game is comedy gold
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Postby Soljer13 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:36 pm

Little Big Planet
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Postby Ironfoot » Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:21 am

I've played some really bad games over the years, but I tend to block them out of my memory for sanity's sake. Here's what I can remember:

Mickey Mousecapade (NES)
Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 (X360)
Mega Man X7 (PS2) - This was a shame...
Product Number 03 (GameCube)
Universe at War (PC) - Worst RTS I've ever played.
Metroid Prime: Hunters (GBA) - Really bad controls.
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Postby GasmaskAvenger » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:46 am

UltraBlackPilot wrote:Grand Theft Auto Advance, worst game ever made by anything thats ever lived in this decade.

if you never played the first two GTA games, I can see why you didn't like it


then again, the first two GTA games (& the London one) are far better than GTA Advance, especially the first one & the London one
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Postby Mongoosedog » Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:51 pm

Worst game i ever played eh... i don't remember many, i do a lot of research usually before buying a game or playing one so i rarely play a bad one.

I'm gonna say:

360 - Sonic '06 (i know it's bad, but i still liked it a little just because it's a sonic game)

SNES - Final Fantasy Mystic Quest (the overworld map and music almost made me throw up from its high levels of crappiness)

yeah i really can't think of anything else
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:53 pm

If you ask me Sonic '06 was okay but the story itself sucked.
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Postby Mongoosedog » Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:58 pm

Joseph the PRPD wrote:If you ask me Sonic '06 was okay but the story itself sucked.


i enjoyed Sonic's levels and some of Shadow's. The boss fights sucked and Knuckles and Rouge sections sucked. i liked using Tails. Some of Silver's levels were fun but after awhile they got old and one made me rage quit.

i have no idea where Shadow got that power at the end of his story, it was cool though
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Postby Rock-Slash » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:31 pm

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Postby Soljer13 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:41 pm

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Postby Holy Diver » Mon Nov 30, 2009 7:50 pm

Ironfoot wrote:Dynasty Warriors: Gundam 2 (X360)


I liked this game. Even if it was only because of the fact that it is a next-gen Gundam game.
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Postby backseatjesus » Mon Nov 30, 2009 8:23 pm

Modern Warfare 2 has by far the shittiest and buggiest multiplayer I've ever played. Fuck this game.

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Postby schismatics » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:23 am

backseatjesus wrote:Modern Warfare 2 has by far the shittiest and buggiest multiplayer I've ever played. Fuck this game.


That's what happens when everybody and their goddamn mother are playing a game.

And that's why I'm playing online in COD: 4. Less people is nice. ;)

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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:33 am

Rock-Slash wrote:Killer7

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Postby i_Love_Asuka » Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:23 pm

uhm, well, i played a lot of shitty games over the years...
most recent crap games are:

GTA IV (not THAT bad but boring as hell and a smouldering pile of burned crap compared to GTA SA)

and...

Lost Planet

that's it for now, see if i can think of some other crap games i (sadly) own,

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