ITT: It's time to CONFESS!

[OKdesuKA]

-Skateboarding is a big part of my life, I have been doing it for almost 10 years.

-I smoke trees.

-I am a little bitch if you try to tickle me, I will get away from you as far as possible.

-Ever since 5th grade, I have never been in a real fist fight.

-I have no idea what I am going to do with my life.

-I wish I could just stay in all day and play vidya gaems.

You get the gist of it, post away!

[Dartz]

I confess to almighty God,
and to you,
my brothers and sisters,
that I have sinned through my own fault,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done,
and in what I have failed to do;
and I ask blessed Mary,
ever virgin,
all the angels and saints,
and you,
my brothers and sisters,
to pray for me to the Lord our God.
Amen

[The Eva Monkey]

I confess, I think "God" is completely made up nonsense, and being raised Catholic, going to Sunday School, Church, Catholic High School, and being confirmed has only further pushed me towards self-righteous atheism. I'm pretty sure I never believed in "God" beyond the context of being a child that would believe what I was told.

HOWEVER. I admire and respect anyone who can have a healthy sense of spiritualism of any kind, be it Christianity or Trans-Humanism. Whatever it is that brings you tranquility and love and respect to others is an admirable and enviable thing to me.

[Baz]

It's been 18 years since my last confession. Take that and smoke it, Padre! No Hail Mary's for you!

[Omegagouki]

I confess! My penis is only of a slighly below average size!

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

as far as confessions go, I "got saved" when I was eight, haven't reneged on that and plan not to do so, thus I've done all the necessary confessing to go to the place where the streets have no names IMO

[OKdesuKA]

I confess, I think "God" is completely made up nonsense, and being raised Catholic, going to Sunday School, Church, Catholic High School, and being confirmed has only further pushed me towards self-righteous atheism. I'm pretty sure I never believed in "God" beyond the context of being a child that would believe what I was told.

HOWEVER. I admire and respect anyone who can have a healthy sense of spiritualism of any kind, be it Christianity or Trans-Humanism. Whatever it is that brings you tranquility and love and respect to others is an admirable and enviable thing to me.

Really? I always thought there was some kind of entity out there that created all this. It couldn't have come out of nowhere and of course everyone has to answer to somebody. I don't believe in any kind of Christian/Catholic god or anything but something out there that made everything, which led to awesome things like EVA, vidya gaems, weed, just endless amazing things and well the very horrible things as well.

I also respect other peoples beliefs and I often like hearing them as long as they aren't like straight out of the book, I want to hear what the person believes.

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

^iz dat sum humanism I detectz in yous?

[xtr00kvltcorex]

- i will drink too much and fight my best friends
- i think my music is better than everybody elses
- i'm shallow and encourage my girl to liposuction (which she wanted before she even met me!)
- i feel there is some sort of "God" but i am apathetic to his existence as i trust my instincts more.
- i'm bitch scared of spiders and will scream and jump on chairs.
- i have a straight edge tattoo but am not edge nor did i ever claim edge.

[Holy Diver]

I wanted to get a Valknut tatoo on my arm, but I pussied out.

I watch too much pr0n.

I believe in a God, but I have internalized him and now worship myself.

I often am taken advantage of, and I retaliate by taking advantage of others.

I often have fears that I am an inadequate failure and that I will never get anywhere in life. Even though everyone around me has high expectations of me, and believe that I will go far.

I could probably stop eating twinkies.

[Joseph the PRPD]

-I have violent thoughts.
-When I was in Florida I used sun-in to make my hair blonde.
-I hate Oprah Winfrey.
-I can be a little hypocritical.
-I have a dangerous addiction to pizza.
-I consider my "friends" IRL as aquentinces.
-I hate Spanish more than anything else.
-I am a little homophobic. (Don't make a big deal about it.)
-I have my own beliefs outside of my religion.
-I can be very judgmental.
-I am a stubborn mofo.

[The Eva Monkey]

Really?

I don't believe in a divine creating being. That said, there's a lot of things in this universe we don't fully know. I believe there is a possibility that our origins are greater, but within the context of science. I believe in science, evolution, and randomness. I believe that statistically there is life elsewhere in the universe, but that statistically, it is unlikely we'll be able to reach it. I believe that folding space (traveling without moving) is possible, but would require as much energy as is generated within a star's entire lifespan. I believe we won't find a way of safely harnessing that much energy without or before we destroy ourselves. I believe when we die that the show is over. That does not bother me. I believe in legacy, and the things and memory left behind to others. I believe that if I were to build a legacy, even a small one, that I could die without regret.

[Holy Diver]

-I have violent thoughts.
-I hate Oprah Winfrey.

You're not the only one...

[Joseph the PRPD]

-I have violent thoughts.
-I hate Oprah Winfrey.

You're not the only one...

I am (not) alone it seems.

[xtr00kvltcorex]

@ The PRPD: no, you are (not) alone. i see what u did there 0_0

in addition:
- i hate 95% of all dogs.
- i am perhaps too open minded.
- i think AC/DC, Limp Bizkit, and Disturbed are the worst bands on the face of the planet.
- i hated the transformers movies.
- someday i will die by taco bell's hand.

[Defectron]

It couldn't have come out of nowhere and of course everyone has to answer to somebody.

Here's a problem though, if it is something that has a beginning it must inevitably have an end, imo that wouldn't be a true god since a true god would be something that's perfect and without any sort of limitation.

Ok here's the dirt everyone! Everything I type here is the truth!



I like to give my co-workers stupid nick names like "Dick Hardass"

I like to do bad things to my co-workers when they annoye me

I like to set things on fire

I like to blow stuff up

I like to set my hair on fire

I like to masturbate to things that are either imposible or don't make any sense

I like to annoye people

I like to exploit delusional people for my own amusement/profit

I used to know a guy who was going out with a 13 year old because she reminded him of Asuka, for some reason I tied him up in duct tape

I tied another guy up in duct tape with the same name as that guy, his PDA got broken and he told me to pay for it, I was going to but I didn't for some reason

When I was a kid I would do stuff like pull the legs off of bugs when I got bored

I pirated pretty much all forms of digital media

I've broken most traffic laws

I've broken a lot of other laws too

I like to collect knives and swords, I keep a katana by the side of my bed just in case

Sometimes I get really paranoid

Sometiems I get overconfident

I believe in aliens

I've seen ufo's

I think the earth is being visited by interdimensional trickster entitys.

I think the universe isn't real

My ideal fantasy girl is a hot girl with tentacles and vaginal dentata

Sometimes I wish I could turn into my ideal fantasy girl and do perverted stuff with myself

I think that every week should begin with monday and end with sunday

I think spring should begin march 1st, summer should begin june 1st, fall should begin september 1st and winter should begin december 1st, this messy calender annoyes me with great intensity

I encourage my freinds to do stupid things like write love letters that look like ransom notes.

I like to show people stupid movies

I respond to topics like this

Sometimes I spend money impulsively

I like to say stuff that make Faz go Ugh or Synapsid post the crying Shinji emoticon

I like to make potato chip pizza, but it always annoyes me that they don't have any shrimp to put on it

When they have free food at my restaurant job, I won't eat it if there's anything on it I don't like such as olives, my reason being that its against my policy to pick stuff off of food I receive for free, though I will do it when I paid for it.

Sometimes I fantasize about hurting certain people

Sometimes I read spoilers for stuff like rebuild even though I know I shouldn't

When my freind wanted to borrow my pirated inuyasha I neglected to tell him a virus was on one of the disks.

I scared Nabeshin at acen

I like to wear paper plates with two eyeholes cut in them

I sleep naked

Sometimes I also type at the computer when I'm naked

Sometimes I wish everyone could just be naked

Sometimes my uglier co-workers try to touch my butt

Sometimes I pick my nose when no one is looking and hide my boogers in inconvenient places

I work with an ex-hitman for the mafia who is homophobic and I encouraged a new co-worker to hug him.

If I owned an aligator I would be very tempted to tie it to a fire hydrant

I want to to see the McDonalds corporation destroyed within my lifetime

For some reason things tend to break when I'm around

A phantom likes to steal my stuff

When freinds dress up in card board boxes I like throwing stuff at them

The anime characters I most identify with are Haruhi Suzumiya, Nandaba Naota and Ryuk

I'm usually pretty bored due to living in indiana, sometimes even dangerous ideas sound fun to me if they arent boring.

I have a mild phobia of teletubies and ronald mcdonald

One time I held up a guy with a pine cone, although it was a joke and even though he knew it was a pine cone he gave me a dollar. I kept the dollar.

In high school I accidentally touched a really ugly guys penis and was traumatized by that incident.

I knew a guy who did drugs and I would do bad stuff to him. One time i cut off a manequins head and left it on his doorstep, I wrote "why do you want to be a tragic hero?" on its head, he came back overdosed on acid and found it, he says he had hallucinations of a skull asking him if he wanted to be a tragic hero.

If I ever get ritch I would investigate paranormal phenamena and get someone like Action Bastard to act as bait in certain investigations.

Sometimes I watch retarded crap on youtube

Before I knew stuff about computers I ran windows ME on my computer

I have aquired female underwear through questionable means

One time I set some of that questionable underwear on fire for some reason

Sometimes I debate stuff like if Godzilla could beat unit 01 on the internet

I used to raise cockroaches when I was a kid

I don't like to watch Takeshi mike movies early in the morning

One time I drove my car somewhere, then I started to walk home because I forgot my car

It annoyes me that so many people have the same name, I think we should all choose our own names at age 10 or something.

I think the endless eight arc in haruhi should be exactly eight episodes long

Sometimes I make a list like this and forget about crap and add it on later

[NemZ]

I'm a cheapass digital pirate bastard who doesn't even own a legit copy of eva.

Actually, my entire DVD movie collection consists of a single copy of Transformers the Movie which was a gift from my brother two years go. It has yet to be watched.

I don't own a cell phone, nor do I particularly want one.

I also don't own any sort of portable music device, camera, pager, or pretty much any other sort of small electronic thing you might carry around with you with the sole exception of my DS.

Yeah, I'm sort of a neo-luddite.

[schismatics]

I have made serious plans for world domination.

I am wearing a shirt that has Pokemon on it.

I hate almost everybody.

Etc., etc.,

[OKdesuKA]

@ Defectron, I really don't think you are following me here hah but it's alright. I guess I worded that a bit too confusing.

I'm a cheapass digital pirate bastard who doesn't even own a legit copy of eva.

Actually, my entire DVD movie collection consists of a single copy of Transformers the Movie which was a gift from my brother two years go. It has yet to be watched.

I don't own a cell phone, nor do I particularly want one.

I also don't own any sort of portable music device, camera, pager, or pretty much any other sort of small electronic thing you might carry around with you with the sole exception of my DS.

Yeah, I'm sort of a neo-luddite.

You know I don't own a cellphone either and my friends give me so much crap about it haha, I just really don't see a use for it. My work gives me a phone (which I can only use at work) and I am really just home most of the time so they can just call the house phone.

[Holy Diver]

Sometimes I debate stuff like if Godzilla could beat unit 01 on the internet

That's silly. Everyone knows that Eva 01 would win.

I have made serious plans for world domination.

Who hasn't.