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Postby CyberXIII » Wed May 13, 2009 8:39 pm

As the topic reads, post the craziest, wierdest, silliest fanfic idea you've ever thought of. It can be one you've seen before, or one you made yourself.

Here's mine.

"One day in Tokyo-3, Shinji is struck by lightning. The boy survives, but gains spiky hair, a permanent blood temperature of 103 and a spine. Madness ensues as NERV has to deal with what happens when you give a butt monkey a spine.

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Postby chee » Wed May 13, 2009 10:39 pm

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Postby Tsachoul » Thu May 14, 2009 12:45 am

Eva was kind of AnnoxAnno anyway... so not far to go then.
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Postby oOoOoOo » Thu May 14, 2009 10:53 am

You must be stopped.
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Postby Timstuff » Thu May 14, 2009 11:30 am

An adolescent alien is doing a science project for school (in space), and decides to do it as a research project on the human family unit. By sheer coincidence, he ends up selecting Misato's apartment, and begins observing them without their knowledge of it. Since they are hardly a normal earth family, the alien gets a very skewed view, and when he begins doing experiments on them, hilarity ensues.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu May 14, 2009 12:01 pm

"Godzilla vs. Sachiel ft. Kamina"

Madness(and some hilarity) ensues.
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Postby The Bastard King » Thu May 14, 2009 12:07 pm

Evangelion/Mystery Girlfriend crossover with lots of drool bonding.

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Postby Sharaz Destler » Thu May 14, 2009 1:26 pm

Joseph the PRPD wrote:"Godzilla vs. Sachiel ft. Kamina"

Madness(and some hilarity) ensues.


Throw in Mr. Stay-Puft and you're on to something.

Mine: Misato Katsuragi vs. the Dead or Alive cast. :money:

Oh, wait, this is fan *fiction*, not fan *art*.
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Postby master_lloyd » Thu May 14, 2009 1:44 pm

Sharaz Destler wrote:Mine: Misato Katsuragi vs. the Dead or Alive cast. :money:

Oh, wait, this is fan *fiction*, not fan *art*.


Nobody said it couldn't be illustrated. :ting:
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Postby Holy Diver » Thu May 14, 2009 3:26 pm

Pen Pen gives Shinji lessons on the art of manliness.

or...

Nerv looses its government funding and has to do some paycuts. In order pay the bills, the girls of Nerv start a compensated dating service.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu May 14, 2009 3:28 pm

Dear god... Cross-over of Love & Pop with Eva anyone? @_@
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu May 14, 2009 3:36 pm

Holy Diver wrote:
Nerv looses its government funding and has to do some paycuts. In order pay the bills, the girls of Nerv start a compensated dating service.


Sounds like a hit. I can imagine the hilarity.
Especially on Maya's part.
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Postby backseatjesus » Thu May 14, 2009 3:37 pm

I think a crossover of Evangelion and School Days would be neat.
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Postby Ramiel² » Thu May 14, 2009 3:56 pm

backseatjesus wrote:I think a crossover of Evangelion and School Days would be neat.


You are completely insane...


I like the idea!
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Postby Omegagouki » Thu May 14, 2009 4:04 pm

I already did it. :P
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Postby Mr. Tines » Thu May 14, 2009 5:35 pm

Wait... Here's an idea.

Mix NGE with a bunch of contemporary video games.
In America.

Wait... Here's an idea.

Misato gets bi-curious while drunk, tries to draft what she wants to say to Ritsuko
The notes get interleaved with official NERV correspondence
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Postby PuppetChaos » Thu May 14, 2009 5:57 pm

A mega-crossover of various mecha anime including lots of Gundam shows (including SEED), and lots of other shows like: Getter Robo, Mazinger, Gunbuster, and Evangelion. There's also a bunch of original characters, including a samurai-like guy who becomes a mentor of sorts for Shinji. Shinji gains some masculinity thanks to exposure to some oldschool super robot pilots, and tells Kira to stop being a whiny bitch.

.........waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiit.
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Postby NemZ » Thu May 14, 2009 6:07 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:Misato gets bi-curious while drunk, tries to draft what she wants to say to Ritsuko
The notes get interleaved with official NERV correspondence


I see what you did there. :toothy:
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Thu May 14, 2009 6:08 pm

How about Evangelion with Sonic the Hedgehog?
Would it work? Oh wait...

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Yes you did. :thumbsup:
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Postby backseatjesus » Thu May 14, 2009 7:04 pm

Evangelion + Half Life it is!

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