Eva character you would partake in a sexual activity with?

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Eva character you would partake in a sexual activity with?

Postby Joppu » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:01 pm

Definitely Maya

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- "It's no use, the entry plug is not responding!"

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By the way this isn't a serious thread

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Postby NemZ » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:11 pm

I'd also prefer Maya (assuming she's at all interested), but if it would save the planet I suppose I could stand going back in time and hooking up with Yui before Gendo got to her. She seemed nice enough before the meglomania set in. ^_^
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:27 pm

I never thought someone would actually make a thread like this.

Asuka is scared. :asuka_sad:
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Postby Axell » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:33 pm

:viralpalm:

god, why?

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Postby NemZ » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:38 pm

Joseph the PRPD wrote:Asuka is scared. :asuka_sad:


Why would Asuka be scared? She pretty much assumes everyone wants her already.

Shinji on the other hand... well, I feel for sorry for 'her'. :shinji_boohoo:
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Postby Reichu » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:48 pm

Everybody should know my answer by now. But in case they're newbies and they haven't gotten sick of hearing it yet...

Misato's dad. :devil:

Also, in the event that I should find myself 40 or more meters tall: Sachiel and Zeruel. At the same time. (Would that make me a pederast? Hmm.)
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Postby NemZ » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:54 pm

Reichu wrote:Also, in the event that I should find myself 40 or more meters tall: Sachiel and Zeruel. At the same time. (Would that make me a pederast? Hmm.)


True... Arael and Liliel are both rather pretty and emotionally open. ^_^
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Postby BrikHaus » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:55 pm

Fem-Kaworu, obviously.

And Iruel if there's time.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:59 pm

BrikHaus wrote:Fem-Kaworu, obviously.


I knew someone was going to say it!
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Postby BobBQ » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:01 pm

None of them.

...Well, maybe fem-Kaworu once she's grown up a bit.

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Postby Dartz » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:01 pm

Lol... 'Sexual Activity" Sounds almost playschool. :leekspin:
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Re: Eva character you would partake in a sexual activity wit

Postby Twsa'teotu » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:02 pm

Joppu wrote:Definitely Maya

- "Status?"
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By the way this isn't a serious thread


isn't Maya playing for the other team? Because there's only two teams with no middle ground.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:06 pm

I don't do jailbait so...

Kaji or Misato. Hell, a threesome if they're willing. :leekspin:


Twsa'teotu wrote:Because there's only two teams with no middle ground.


IIT: Somebody who doesn't know about bisexuality.

But yes, as far as canon goes, our dear Maya-chan is a lesbian.
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Re: Eva character you would partake in a sexual activity wit

Postby Joppu » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:06 pm

Twsa'teotu wrote:
isn't Maya playing for the other team? Because there's only two teams with no middle ground.


I know, but I still would

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:07 pm

None of them.
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Postby Eric Blair » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:12 pm

Reichu wrote:Misato's dad. :devil:


So, by proxy, Kaworu and Kaji as well? talk about K-3 :smirk:

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Couldn't agree with him more, but Misato, Maya, and Ritsuko (along with Satsuki, Aoi and Kaede) are more on my age bracket.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:16 pm

Eric wrote:Couldn't agree with him more


:asuka_geh: "BAKA FRAT BOY!"

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Misato, Maya, and Ritsuko (along with Satsuki, Aoi and Kaede) are more on my age bracket.


Daaamn straight.

Also, you people make Maya sad. ;_;
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Postby Axell » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:21 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:But yes, as far as canon goes, our dear Maya-chan is a lesbian.

even with that scene, is it 100% confirmed that shes a lesbian?

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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:24 pm

Axell wrote:
Sailor Star Dust wrote:But yes, as far as canon goes, our dear Maya-chan is a lesbian.

even with that scene, is it 100% confirmed that shes a lesbian?


What scene?
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Postby Eric Blair » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:25 pm

the "I need you" scene
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