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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:35 pm

If a Zombie outbreak were to happen what WOULD YOU DO?!

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Postby ZapX » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:47 pm

Start eating various herbs and looking for objects that allow me to solve puzzles and get to the next area.
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Postby Reichu » Tue Apr 07, 2009 5:58 pm

I'd stop them with the power of my awakened mitochondria.
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Postby ZapX » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:01 pm

That's PE not RE. No zombies in PE.
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Postby Axell » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:11 pm

shoot them in the head

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Postby BrikHaus » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:16 pm

The black guy always dies first. So... I'd become one of them.
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Postby NemZ » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:23 pm

I'd buy a red leather jacket and set out to become their king through liberal application of screaming and grabbing my crotch.

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Postby Reichu » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:24 pm

ZapalacX wrote:That's PE not RE. No zombies in PE.

Aww, you went and ruined my fun.
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Postby The Bastard King » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:25 pm

I'd lift myself 5 feet off the ground.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:36 pm

I'd talk them into becoming my personal army of the undead. :devil:

...That, or run screaming for my life and maybe try to get some autographs of famous dead people in the process.
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Postby Sachi » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:44 pm

I'd grab my boomstick.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:50 pm

Sachi_13 wrote:I'd grab my boomstick.

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Postby NAveryW » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:56 pm

I'd probably die.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Apr 07, 2009 6:56 pm

^
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:10 pm

I would MOST LIKELY go bat shit, freak out, and try to figure what the bloody hell was going on but amongst the chaos Zombies were breaking into my home. As they came in me and my family ran to the room where my sisters and I slept. I climbed up to the top bunk but the Zombies were faster and stronger than we though. And before I knew I witnessed my family members and even my dog being killed and eaten before my very eyes. I am being traumatized at the very site. As the flesh eating monsters continue to storm into the room by breaking the windows and begin to climb I now see my family members, not including the dog, being slowly turned into these souless beings. At that site my life had flashed through my eyes as I remembered all the loving moments and great memories me and my family once had. I would have gone insane and lost the will to live. I would then stand on top of my bunk and dive into the horde of flesh eating monsters. When I've reached I am then being painfully torn apart and slowly and painfully the Zombies picked at my insides. I would have been turned to but as time passed more Zombies entered into ,what was once my bedroom, I would have been completely eaten and nothing more would remain and only bones, pieces of hair, a finger or two, and organs that were not "zombie worthy" on the floor as the entire world has gone to hell.
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Postby ZapX » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:14 pm

NAveryW wrote:I'd probably die.


>die
>ZOMBIE outbreak

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Postby Baz » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:15 pm

@PRPD: tl;dr. I'll wait for the film version.
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Postby Sachi » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:18 pm

Baz wrote:@PRPD: tl;dr. I'll wait for the film version.

He pretty much said he'd An Hero by letting the zombies eat him.
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Postby Joseph the PRPD » Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:41 pm

I noticed some errors in my "What would I do?" post.


**Grammar errors and what not have been fixed**
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Postby honsou » Tue Apr 07, 2009 8:29 pm

I'd use my Godhand on them, shouldn't be as hard as fighting a demon named Elvis


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