Baz wrote:I'd buy an island and some sheep. Then all my needs would be satisfied.
Are you from New Zealand?
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Baz wrote:I'd buy an island and some sheep. Then all my needs would be satisfied.
anyone who knows which movie this is from gets an invisible cookieJ. F. Lawton wrote:Bill Strannix: What are you gonna do when you get two hundred million dollars in the bank?
Commander Krill: Buy the presidency!
Joseph the PRPD wrote:-A nice quiet, peaceful place that is far away from New York City(I hate this place)
You could always use it to acquire all the deflated capital around, once the inflation kicks in it should appreciate... Then again given the financial collapse of Iceland and the Baltics you may have a good source of unemployed Norse to hire. Although I doubt the churches have enough value to satisfy the Vikings.Holy Diver wrote:I'd put it in the stock market and watch it all vanish.
Or, I would get a Viking ship and a crew so I can spend my days raiding churches along the coast of England.
Mr. Tines wrote:I'd buy a mistress.
Reichu wrote:Axell wrote:obviously unmentionable things that would embarrass you huh?
It's more a lazy place-filler ("And... stuff") for "things I can't be bothered to compile into list form at the moment". It'd probably amount to a fairly boring list of necessities and hobby-based frivolities. I probably can say that I wouldn't squander lots of cash in ripe excess. 99% chance my lifestyle wouldn't reflect the amount of money I had stashed away.
Axell wrote:your no fun reichu
This. Apart from trading money for time for various things (food preparation, nursing care), I've pretty much carried on the same lifestyle as 30-odd years ago when an impoverished research student, even though I have savings enough (at current values) to cover some years' worth of normal expenditure.Reichu wrote:99% chance my lifestyle wouldn't reflect the amount of money I had stashed away.
Well, I was thinking in that general direction, but just less greedily. I guess I'm just more easily satiated. Or just getting a bit long in the tooth. Also, possibly related to this thread.drinian wrote:I feel like no-one has posted the obvious yet...
It's not really prying if I can cite you a references on the internets.Alaska Slim wrote:Well, I apologize for prying.
Truth.Alaska Slim wrote:by darn it, it's high time we had a flying car!
Reichu wrote:
- I would commission a Real Doll. Of a naked Eva. Size of a tall person for convenience, and fully usable.
Reichu wrote:- I would also finance ludicrous biotechnology studies in a foreign country that has no enforced system of ethics, and make myself the test subject for a series of horrible experiments that would result in my painful mutation into a theropod-spider-Eva thing. My vagina dentata would then proceed to take over the world.
Mr. Tines wrote:It's not really prying if I can cite you a references on the internets.
Reichu wrote:- I would commission a Real Doll. Of a naked Eva. Size of a tall person for convenience, and fully usable.
honsou wrote:Reichu wrote:- I would commission a Real Doll. Of a naked Eva. Size of a tall person for convenience, and fully usable.
Assuming this would be a male doll
Reichu wrote:Axell wrote:your no fun reichu
Oh, I see, it's like THAT... Well, then.
- I would commission a Real Doll. Of a naked Eva. Size of a tall person for convenience, and fully usable.
- I would buy vast amounts of sex toys, many of them grotesque and Cronenbergian, others so utterly horrible even Cthulhu's orifices would cower in fear.
- I would hire a tall, skinny, vaguely effeminate Japanese-descended gigolo, have him dye his hair purple, make him wear a Greek cross pendant, and then ravish him until every last milliliter of virginity is drained from my body forever.
- I would also finance ludicrous biotechnology studies in a foreign country that has no enforced system of ethics, and make myself the test subject for a series of horrible experiments that would result in my painful mutation into a theropod-spider-Eva thing. My vagina dentata would then proceed to take over the world.
Assuming this would be a male doll
honsou wrote:Assuming this would be a male doll, I've never heard of a male Real Doll and a human sized Eva real doll might be one of the scariest thing that is possible using a real doll...and that's saying something
Reichu wrote:Out of curiosity, Ojisan, what is preventing you from "buying" a mistress at the current time, i.e., without having the equivalent of $24 million US in hand? (I don't really know what such things involve...)
That's the spirit Reichuu! The Chinese are already putting up genetically altered stem cells, and there's no shortage of Jpop stars to capture for a worthy cause! Would the end result be some sort of enlightened despot rule for humanity, or third impact via denta?Reichu wrote:- I would hire a tall, skinny, vaguely effeminate Japanese-descended gigolo, have him dye his hair purple, make him wear a Greek cross pendant, and then ravish him until every last milliliter of virginity is drained from my body forever.
- I would also finance ludicrous biotechnology studies in a foreign country that has no enforced system of ethics, and make myself the test subject for a series of horrible experiments that would result in my painful mutation into a theropod-spider-Eva thing. My vagina dentata would then proceed to take over the world.
Reichu wrote:
I actually am genuinely curious if, given enough $$$, Realdoll would satisfy such a commission. And, if they did, would they include the finished product in their online portfolio, or would they try to forget they ever made the hideous thing?
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