Still a Hive

[AyrYntake]

Anyone familiar with Portal?

This was a triumph
I’m making a note here: Huge success
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction
A.T. Field science
We do what we must, to make you tang
For the good of all the Scrolls
Found in the Sea of the Dead

But there’s no sense making up some lame excuse
We just keep on taking till we run out of juice
We strip Angels to the bone, find some naked Reis to clone
Just to turn humans into a hive

I’m still rather hungry
Could do with more S2 right now
Even though I took old Zer and killed him
And tore him to pieces
And ground every piece into a pulp
As I munched I loved the taste
Of free range PWM

Now this Fruit of Life it makes a wonderful snack
Just can’t wait to hear those A.T. Fields going CRACK
So I’m glad I got merged, think of all the Angels purged
Just to turn humans into a hive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I would rather stay outside
Maybe you’ll find other guys for pilots
Maybe Kamina*
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway this tang is great
It’s so refreshing and sweet

Look at me still talking when there’re planets to see
When I look out there it makes me glad you’re not me
I’ve got Impacts to cause, fans will love the new sauce
Turning more species into a hive
And believe me I am still a hive
I’m seeding planets and I’m still a hive
I feel fantastic and I’m still a hive
While you’re dying I’ll be still a hive
And when you’re dying I’ll be still a hive
Still a hive, still a hive

*Some randomer from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

[Reichu]

Why is Yui a "hive"? Yui being "still alive" actually fits, considering she plans to live forever and all.

[AyrYntake]

It's not meant to be taken seriously...
I thought keeping it consistent might be funnier, that's all.
Alternatively, you could take it as a "Yui's secret identity revealed!" kinda thing. It's entirely up to you.

[CorporalChaos]

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SIR, I AM DETECTING LARGE AMOUNTS OF WIN IN THIS SECTOR

[Otakon 08 Ikari]

You sir are a winner ^__^ Some parts of that were brilliant. I myself have made up some songs like this using Portals/Eva that sound a lot like this with the clones and such but none the less, this is great!

[IrkenEvangelion]

That was win. The Juice part was the best. Evangelion = win. Portal = win. Evangelion + Portal = win multiplier x2.

[Silent Lightning]

Made of win!

[The Bastard King]

Meh. It was okay.

[Zeak]

Do you still have a copy of the first one you wrote before you changed some of the words?

Example

Maybe you could find someone to help you
maybe that redhead
that was a joke haha fat chance.
I liked that a little better.

If you still have that do you mind if I get finchan to sing it and me compile a video?

[BobBQ]

Sure you aren't thinking of this, Zeak?

[Zeak]

my bad thanks bob

[slothen]

I lol'd

[AuraTwilight]

Mine was better :P