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http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/11/05/2410769.htm
I almost fell outta my chair reading this. I should work in that company...at least if you get your hair pulled off the company gets fined $360,000 benjamens...
Wait...that's bad! Half of her hair got pulled off!
http://www.iht.com/articles/reuters/2008/11/04/asia/OUKWD-UK-INDIA-ACCIDENT.php
This is going to cause some more humiliation and embarrassment toward Indians. Not to mention the TAC will be putting up more ads for "reckless" driving.
I almost fell outta my chair reading this. I should work in that company...at least if you get your hair pulled off the company gets fined $360,000 benjamens...
Wait...that's bad! Half of her hair got pulled off!
http://www.iht.com/articles/reuters/2008/11/04/asia/OUKWD-UK-INDIA-ACCIDENT.php
This is going to cause some more humiliation and embarrassment toward Indians. Not to mention the TAC will be putting up more ads for "reckless" driving.
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http://www.iht.com/articles/reuters/2008/11/04/asia/OUKWD-UK-INDIA-ACCIDENT.php
Very in-character.
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Ok, now that I can't talk about politics, let's get on with prolapse and stuff. Here's something:
"A Korean woman addicted to plastic surgery has been left unrecognisable after her obsession led her to inject cooking oil into her face."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3439638/Cosmetic-surgery-addict-injected-cooking-oil-into-her-own-face.html
"A Korean woman addicted to plastic surgery has been left unrecognisable after her obsession led her to inject cooking oil into her face."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3439638/Cosmetic-surgery-addict-injected-cooking-oil-into-her-own-face.html
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It's really amazing what kind of stuff people can become addicted to.
It's really amazing what kind of stuff people can become addicted to.
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Are you kidding me? That's just sad.
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Ornette wrote:http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0603626/
Everyone knows that the best thing to do in these situations is just embrace it, like Philadelphia building a Rocky statue or Riverside, Iowa becoming the "future birthplace of Captain James T. Kirk."
Apparently even Borat was good for Kazakhstan.
Looks like the German prison system has been solidly snaked.
"Fire in the hole!" to be replaced by "Photo in the hole!"
BobBQ wrote:"Fire in the hole!" to be replaced by "Photo in the hole!"
We just have to make sure the insurgents don't gain access to blankets or coats to block the picture...
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"'While I was still on the toilet, I flushed it, and I felt something pull. I stood up slightly, and I could see a foot in the bowl of the toilet.' Cardiff Coroner Mary Hassell asked Ms Jones if she realised she had given birth. Ms Jones replied: 'No.' She said the baby was underneath the water covered in toilet paper. 'I could see the baby's foot, so I pulled the baby out.'"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7746292.stm
Flush your pain away, and then LOCK it.
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How can you expect to live in a Republic when you don't care about the res-publica?
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Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut! We're sooo sad....
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/11/oh-dear-page-si.html
It was Klauser II for sure.
"Oh, Constantine! To how many evils origin was given, not by your conversion to Christianity, but by the dowry which from you received the first Pope that was rich!" - Dante
How can you expect to live in a Republic when you don't care about the res-publica?
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State justice confirms he yelled "Tyrant!" at Mukasey before AG collapsed...
After listening to Mukasey defend the Bush administration's counterterrorism policies — its detainment practices at Guantánamo Bay, its interpretation of the Geneva Conventions' reach — Sanders stood and shouted "Tyrant! You are a tyrant!"
"Frankly, everybody in the room was applauding or sometimes laughing, and I thought, 'I've got to stand up and say something.' And I did," Sanders told The Seattle Times Tuesday. "I stood up and said, 'Tyrant,' then I sat down again, then I left."
I can't believe it! A right winger (judge) with balls and a sense of justice and humanity! Must be a commie if he's not for human misery, suffering, pain and death; which are the goals of we know who.
"Oh, Constantine! To how many evils origin was given, not by your conversion to Christianity, but by the dowry which from you received the first Pope that was rich!" - Dante
How can you expect to live in a Republic when you don't care about the res-publica?
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"Worker dies at Long Island Wal-Mart after being trampled in Black Friday stampede"
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/11/28/2008-11-28_worker_dies_at_long_island_walmart_after.html
http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2008/11/28/2008-11-28_worker_dies_at_long_island_walmart_after.html
"Oh, Constantine! To how many evils origin was given, not by your conversion to Christianity, but by the dowry which from you received the first Pope that was rich!" - Dante
How can you expect to live in a Republic when you don't care about the res-publica?
"The gun, in all its forms, was the epochal tool of white male supremacy, which is why it continues to have irrational appeal. As much as the jack-booted hate Jews and blacks, that much they love their guns." - James Carrol
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How can you expect to live in a Republic when you don't care about the res-publica?
"The gun, in all its forms, was the epochal tool of white male supremacy, which is why it continues to have irrational appeal. As much as the jack-booted hate Jews and blacks, that much they love their guns." - James Carrol
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that's in Nassau on the Queens border; hardly "Long Island"...
Who is "Codename V"?....
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I'm pleased to meet you and I hope you guessed my name, but what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game...so catch me if you can!! (0:50)
"Superior ability breeds superior ambition" -- Spock, Star Trek TOS episode 1.24 "Space Seed"
You say you say you want a REvolution?...
-->It was only after I lost everything, that I realized: I was free to do anything...
Ann Coulter's jaw wired shut! We're sooo sad....
What!?
maybe there really is such a thing as Karma 
Either Way on a different but related note A mutation, possibly Hox based causes humans to have twice the normal amount of teeth!
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If you ever say that name again, I will hunt you down and neuter you with a spork. Sailor Star Dust *cue Shinji's bloodcurling girly scream* LiLi
leave my innocent Shinjiko thread alone! Reichu Asuka would be the one going "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS, BAKA!!!!" while of course in appropriate dress and, *cough, gulp, snort*, with a certain strapped on accessory THE Hal E. Burton 9000
Genderbending is an important part of any fandom and must be taken very seriously. ZapalacX
If you ever say that name again, I will hunt you down and neuter you with a spork. Sailor Star Dust *cue Shinji's bloodcurling girly scream* LiLi
leave my innocent Shinjiko thread alone! Reichu Asuka would be the one going "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS, BAKA!!!!" while of course in appropriate dress and, *cough, gulp, snort*, with a certain strapped on accessory THE Hal E. Burton 9000
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And you thought you were ugly...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1204081tatman1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1204081tatman1.html
"Oh, Constantine! To how many evils origin was given, not by your conversion to Christianity, but by the dowry which from you received the first Pope that was rich!" - Dante
How can you expect to live in a Republic when you don't care about the res-publica?
"The gun, in all its forms, was the epochal tool of white male supremacy, which is why it continues to have irrational appeal. As much as the jack-booted hate Jews and blacks, that much they love their guns." - James Carrol
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"The gun, in all its forms, was the epochal tool of white male supremacy, which is why it continues to have irrational appeal. As much as the jack-booted hate Jews and blacks, that much they love their guns." - James Carrol
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Damn, that's a shitload of tattoos just on the areas above his shoulders. That's probably pretty stupid since something like that would make you more identifiable if you committed a crime. Only takes one peek at the guy's face to know what he looks like.
Also, apparently Barbie has killed her rivals slutz . . . er . . . I mean, Bratz in court: http://money.canoe.ca/News/Other/2008/12/03/7624326-ap.html
Damn, that's a shitload of tattoos just on the areas above his shoulders. That's probably pretty stupid since something like that would make you more identifiable if you committed a crime. Only takes one peek at the guy's face to know what he looks like.
Also, apparently Barbie has killed her rivals slutz . . . er . . . I mean, Bratz in court: http://money.canoe.ca/News/Other/2008/12/03/7624326-ap.html
STROOPWAFELS!!!!!!!
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
Dumbest thread I've ever started
Don't trust a prince on a white horse. He probably likes to rape dolls.
Dumbest thread I've ever started
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